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shenlingeranzhaojiyidezhiyin,huidaolezijideyuanzi。

henpianpideyigekuayuaner,henputongdejizuofangwu,henxiaodeyigeyahuan,henlaodeyigemama......

yanqiandeyiqiedouyinzhengle,tashishenfuzuimeiyoucunzaigandexiaojie。

zisuhelimamakandaohunshenshitoudesanxiaojie,qikuwunaideduishiyiyan,tamenzhuzirujinzaifulidediwei,liangetimiandexiarendouburule。

“sanxiaojie,womenqujininzhunbeireshuihehuanxideyifu。”lianggerenfuletajinwu,jiumangliuqilai。

shenlingeryishengkuxiao:doujianguaibuguailea!

paolereshuizao,huanshangleganjingdeyifu,yizhenkunjuanxilai,takaozaichuangtoudeshenziyidianeryidianerxiahua,hunhunyushui。

“gudong”yisheng,fangmenbeizhongzhongdetuikaile,tadekeshuilishiwuyingwuzong。

“gun!”shenlingeryanjingdoumeizhengkai,jiufachulenuhou。

zheimemeilimaochuangjinlaideren,xiangbishiqianlaixunxinzishide。

zisuzhandouzheshengyinshuodao:“sanxiaojie,shi,shi,shierxiaojielai......kanninlaile。”

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shenlingerfanshenzuoqi,haimeidengkaikou,jiutingshenyanerlengxiaozhemadao:“**shengdejianyatou,haizhendangzijishishenfudezhuzile,benxiaojiederenniyeganda?rujinzheijinwangfeishiwodele,nimenjiwohaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunzheigejianbi。“

shenlingermeimaoyitiao,ganqingshilaizhaohouzhanglaile。

xiangyeshishenyanershenbiandetieshenyahuan,songmamashishenyanerdenainiang,zaishenfuliyizhangzhuzideshili,pingrizongshiyaowuyangweide,qifushenlingerdeshiqing,meiyicitamendoubuganrenhou。

zheicitamenailezheigewonangfeideda,zaojiuyanbuxiazheikouqile。

shenyaneryishenglingxia,lianggerenlvxianjiuchongleshanglai。

“啪!”

yigeqingcuidebazhangjiuluozailezisudelianshang!

xiaoyatouersuiransesuozhe,haishiyiwufangudedangzailetadeshenqian。

shenlingermouzhongliqiyishan,yibatuikailezisu,lingmindetiaoxiachuanglai,shenxingjisuxuanzhuan,jiutingdaoyizhen“pipipapa”deshengyin,he“aiyouaiyou”decanjiao。

shenyanerbukesiyidedengdaleyanjing,tadailaideshijigeren,shunjianjiubeishenlingerdadedongdaoxiwaidetangzaidishang,youwuzheliande,youbaozhegebode,haiyourouzhetuide,meiyigerendoumeitaolehaoqu。

shenlingerqidingshenxiandezhanzaineili,huanglehuangquantouqingmiedezhaohudao:“erjiejie,nidailaizheimeduofeiwudoubudingyonga,yaobu,niqinzilaijiaoxunwo?”

shenyingcengzuoguosinianyisheng,lixiahehezhangong,bujinyishugaochao,shenshouyehenjiaojian,suiranchuanyuele,danshitadeyishuheshenshoudouzai,zugoutabaoquanzijile。

shenyanerjingkongdedaotuilejibu,zheihaishitarenshideshenlingerma?

tadeyanshenertadeqishi,xiebinghanshuang,fangfoshilaizidiyudeluocha,taikepale!

“shenlinger,ni,ni,jingganruciwuli,woyaogaosuniangqin,nidengzheaijiafaba!”shenyanerselineirendeshuowan,jiuqijibaihuaidedaizheshouxiarenlangbeidelikaile。

zisudebanbianlianzhongzhe,danshitadeyanjingyiyishenghui,wubichongbaidekanzheshenlinger。

sanxiaojieshenmeshihouzheimelihaile?

“fangxin,yihouwohenimendoubuhuizaishourenqifule。”shenlingerzhidiyoushengdeshuo。

zheiyishi,tayaotishenlingerhaohaodehuozhe,tayaohutamenanhao。

“zhei,caixiangzanmenfurenni!”limamadunangzhe,zhouchengjuhuadelianshangluchulexinweidexiaorong。

shenlingeryileng,taxiangshei?

“sanxiaojie,xiangyehefurenlaile。”menwaiyourenhandao。

shenlingersongsongjian,zheijiubinglaidehaizhenkuaini!

xiangyeshenmingyanhezhengshifurenbaiwanzhenzaizhongrendecuyongxia,wenbuzoulejinlai。

wuzilizhuowaiyidao,henmingxianyoudadoudehenji,danshishenlingerzhupudouhaofawushang。

“zheishizenmele?”shenmingyanzhouzhemeitouwen。

zisuhelimamadougongjingdewanxiayaoqu,haitoutoudecheleshenlingeryiba,shiyitaxingliwenan。

shenlingerqueyangzhexiaoliandandandeshuodao:“bulaocaoxin,gangcaizheiwuzilichuangjinleyiqunyegou,yijingbeiwodapaole。”

baiwanzhennuqizhichongdingmen,yanergangganggentakusuleyitong,tahaiyoujifenhuaiyi,xianzaitaxiangxinle,shenlingerzhendebianle。

tagangxiangfazuo,queyinweishenmingyandeyijuhuashengshengderenzhule。

“linger,jinwangsuiranyunituilehunshi,danshigenshenjiayiranshiqinjinzhihao。nibuyaoguainierjiejie,shinizijibugouhao。buguonifangxin,weifuhuijinilingxunyimenxiangdangdeqinshi。”

shenlingeryifanyanjing,duizheigediemeiyoubanfenhaogan,weilebaozhushenjiaderongyao,tadenverjiuzheiyangbeitiaolaixuanqu。

bubile,wodehunshiwozijihuiliaoli。”shenlingerkebuxiangsuisuibianbiandebeitanaqutaohaoshenmeren。

shenmingyanyipaizhuoan,nuchi:“hunao!hunyindashi,fumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan,qirongnishanzizuozhu?”

“jiushi,linger,womenzheiyangderenjiashuochuzheiyangdehua,qibushiyaoyixiaodafanglema?nifangxin,laoyehewohuijinixunyizhuangmendanghuduideqinshi。”baiwanzhenzuishanzhangdejiushikoumifujianle。

shenlingerlengxiaojisheng,zhigougoudekanzheshenmingyan:“wozheizhuanghunshiyeshifumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan,keshi,zuihou,nizuodelezhuma?”

shebizhangsudeshenmingyanbeiduideyakouwuyan,banshangwuyu。

“xingle,nideqinshirihouzaishuo。xianzai,nibaneikuaiyupeijiaochulaiba!”tadeshengyinlishiannaibuzhudefanzao。

“shenmeyupei?e,shidingqingxinwuma?renwodoubuyaole,hailiuzhedongxiganshenme?limama,zhaochulaihaijita。”shenlingerxiangqilaile,gurendinghunshiyaojiaohuanbiaojide。

limamajingyadetaiqitou,lianshangyeyouleyunse,tadishengshuodao:“sanxiaojie,neikebushishenmedingqingxinwu。neishiwojiaxiaojie,yejiushininiangqindexinaizhiwu。”

woqu,zheiyetai**le!shenlingernuhuozhongshao,qiangletadenanren,haiyaotaniangqindepeijia?tayudaolezenyangdeyiqunqipaa?

qianyishishenyingniangqinzaozaoqushi,muaishitayishengdeyihan,zheiyishitingshuozijiniangqindeshi,suiranbushitashenyingdeniangqin,danxianzaizijichuanyueguolai,tishenlingererhuo,neishenlingerdeniangqin,jiushitadeniangqin,shenyingyijingwanquanrongrushenlingerdeshenfenheshijiele!

“xiuxiang!shendaren,jiushidaotie,yeqingninashenjiadedongxiqutiebu,woniangqinliuxialaidedongxi,shishuyuwode。”shenlingerduizheigebianyidiebiyidaolejidian,lianshengdiedoubukenjiaole。

shenmingyanbeizheiyiju“shendaren”saodelaolianhongdegenzhushuledexiaziyiyang,ta,tabushimeibanfama!

baiwanzhenquelengxiaoyisheng:“jirantajiaruleshenjia,tadeyiqiedoushishenjiade。xiangyexiangzuoshenme,hailundedaonilaizhihuima?lairen,jiwosou!”

shenlingershenhulikaiyikouqi,zaiciwojinlequantou。