danglichenjiezheyouqiaokaidisangeyeguoshi，haitanshangdeneiweimeinvzhongyurenbuzhuqianyishidemolemozijidedou……
yinweihaisuanxingyun，doulihaichuaiyouneimejibaiyuanxianjin，yincitadasuannaqianqulichenneiermaiyeguo。
bijingzhijieguanlichenyao，tayebuhaoyisi。
tazijixinliyemingbai，zhiqianzijidetaidujiubuhao。
zaizhejiushi，taxinlihaiyouyicengyisi，neijiushiyongqianmaidehua，bicideguanxihuafendehenkai。
tayebuhuijuedezijiqiantashenme。
suoyirihouyebuhuishengchushenmeyishenxiangxudeniantoulai。
erjielianguanlesangeyeguoguozhidelichen，yourenbuzhuyongshitouzakaiyeguo，kaishikoulimiandeguorouchi……
zheikejueduidetianranmeishiya！
lichenxianzaihaijide，tayaoqudangbingdeneinian，mamasongtadeshihou，jiugentashuoguo，buguandaonaer，chibaohezuzuizhongyao，qitaneixiedoubuyongguan。
yincixianzai，lichenturanyifuhenxiangshoudeyanger，yibiankouzheyeguodeguorouchizhe，yibianzeshichouchougenqianzhengzailiangshaideyanhehuochai……
zhunbeidengyihuierchibaohezuzhihou，zailaigenyan，neikejiuzhenshikuaihuosishenxianya！
xianzaifanzhengxinxilanyequbulele，tayelandequxiangneixiele。
qiezuoweifangnudeta，turanyouzheyizhongtaolixianshidechaotuogan。
youshihouxiangxiang，tayejuede……shenghuozaidachengshideyalishizhentemeda！
fandaoxianzaigancuiyiwusuoyou，faneryouzheyizhongmomingdesatuogan……
jiuzaitaganjuexianzaizheizhongzhuangtaitinghaodeshihou，douran，zhijianyourendiguoleyizhangmianzhi50dechaopiaoguolai……
lichenyouxiemengbidetaitouyichou，zhijianyuanlaishihaitanshangdeneiweimeinvyilaidaoletadegenqian。
meinvdeshenqingyouxiefuza，maosiyouxiuse、yeyouhuyi，haiyouyisimomingdeqidai，tongshiyouyoudianerbutaihaoyisiside……
“nengmaijiwojigeyeguoma？”meinvturankaikoudao。
lichenxianshiyileng，ranhouzehujueyouxiehaoxiao……
zheiqiantashouyebushi、bushouyebushi？
danxiangxiangmeinvzhiqiandetaidu，haiyoutamomingdejingtiyujidan，lichenjuedehaishishouxiazheiqianweimiao？
zhishaozheiyang，fanerhuidaxiaotademouzhongjiebeixin。
ranhou，zhijiantaxianggehanxiaodelaonongside，shenshoujieguoneizhangmianzhi50dechaopiao，bianyongyanshenshiyileyixia……
“nizijisuibiannaba。”
meinvxinxiayizheng，zongganjuetayanshenyouxieguaiguaideside。
buguoxiangzhetayitongyitasuibiannale，meinvxinxiayouyoudianerxiaoxi。
jiexialai，zaijingtidechouchoulichen，meinvzheicaiqieshengshengdemaoyaoxiaqu，zhunbeiqudishangjianqijigeyeguolai……
zhishihuwenyiguzuanbidetianranxinxiang，lichenxinxiayizhenjidong，yejiurenbuzhutoutoudemiaolemiao……
ranerzheigeshijiaogangganghao。
meinvzhengmianduizhetamaozheyaode，zhengzaijiandishangdeyeguo，yincihujianneiyiduiruoyinruoxiande**yugudang，haiyouneidaofanzhexiangqide**gouhe，lichenchadianerjiuyaopenbixuele……
我擦！
麻蛋的！
xiaochudezan……dingliguoranyouxianya！
daihujuezijimouchuyoutaitoujixiangshi，lichenhuangshixianggexiuqieqiedexiaonvshengside，ganjindeyikailemuguang……
因为怕丢糗。
meinvbaoqisangeyeguohou，yemeiganzaikanta，niushenjiumangwanghaitanneifangzouqule……
zhishibucouqiaodeshi，turanzhangchaole。
‘hua’deyigehailangguolai，meinvzhiqianmanghuobantianxiexiadedadade‘sos’jiubujianleyiban。
dunranjian，meinvzhanlizaineieryizhendaileng，ranhouzhijiantachenyu、eryouxieqideduoleduojiao……
“哼！”
“讨厌！”
“可恶的海浪！”
“……”
ranerchouzhetaneiyanger，lichenqueyourenbuzhuyoudianerxiangxiao，ha！
guohou，zhijianmeinvzaishaoshaodewangqianzoulejibuhou，biandunxialaile，xiangshizhunbeiqiaokaiyeguoheyezhi……
erzheigejiaodu，lichenhujianneijinshenniuzikujinbengde、henyourougande、jiaoqiaoeryoufengyingdetuner，tajinbuzhuyoushiyouxiemomingdejidongle。
bietemedezheimeyourenhaobuhaoya？
zandinglizhenyouxiebugouya！
meinvdunzaineierqiaolebantian，xuezhelichendeyanger，danjiushizenmeyeqiaobukaiyeguo，turanjian，taneigeyouxiuyounaoyoujiya……
哼！
讨厌！
mingmingtayezheiyangqiaodema！？
meinvdouyoudianerjikule，ganjueyeguoqifurenside……
zheidaoshiyoulinglichenxinxiahujuehaoxiao，he！
huranjian，zhijianmeinvyiqishen，youbaozhesangeyeguochaolichenzheifangzouhuilaile……
lichenchouzhe，anziyileng，xinxiangtabushihuilaituihuodeba？
sheiliao，meinvdaoletadegenqian，xiaoxinyiyidejiangsangeyeguowangshatanshangyifang，ranhouyoutaochuleyizhangmianzhi20dechaopiaochaolichendileguolai……
“bangwoqiaokaizheisangeyeguoba。”
噗呲——
lichenchadianerxiaochushenglai。
maosizheicaihujuezheimeinvqishiyeyoukeaideyimian。
lichenyemingbai，tachuchudouhuaqianlaijiejue，wufeijiushixianggentahuaqingjiexian。
yinci，weiledaxiaotademouzhongjiebeixin，lichenyezhihaoyoushenshoujieguoleneizhangmianzhi20de。
qishi，lichenxinliyemengshenglemouzhongbuhaodexiangfa，birushuoqianglai，bawangyingshanggongzhileide。
dannaihezijihaishigexiaochu，meijingyanya。
zheizhongshiqing，ruoshizuizhongliangedifangdoumeiyouzhaozhe，shayuerguidehua，neiduotemedediurenxianyanya！
gujizheimeinvyihoudouhuixiaohuata？
本来自己脸皮就薄。
dailichenzaineisangeyeguoshangjunqiaochuyigexiaokongzhihou，zhijianmeinvyoushixiaoxinyiyidebaozhesangeyeguoniushenzouyuanle。
lichenjuedezheiyangzhouerfushi，yetingmeiqude，yushi，tayouchoulechouzijigenqianzhengzailiangshaideyanhehuochai……
yinweishenghuokaoganyifu，yededenghuochaishaiganzhihou，nenghuadezhehuocaixing。
guanyuchuanshuozhongdezuanmuquhuo，mouxiexiaoshuolixiedehaoxianghenqingsong，qishitingfeijingde。
shouxiancaizhihenjiangjiu，bushishenmemutouzhiyaoyizuanjiurongyimaohuode。
turan‘hua’deyisheng，youyouyigehailangpailai……
lichenrenbuzhutaitouchouchou，danghujianjingshisuizhehailangpiaolaileyigezongsedexinglixiangshi，dunranjian，lichenxinxiajinbuzhuyoushiyizhenmomingdejidong……
yuanbentayiweineimeinvhuiquqiangneigexinglixiang，dansheizhidao，neimeinvzheihuierzhigudunzaineierheyezhi。
yushi，lichenbiaoshiyigelanyangyangdeqishen，ranhouyejiuchaohaibianneigezongsedexinglixiangneifangzouqule……
daineimeinvqiaomingbaizheiyimuzhihou，tajingshibiaoshishengyandejilichenyigemomingdebaiyan……
哼！
死人的东西也敢要？