第3章 鸡飞蛋打

“wangdao,wozuijindedangqidoumanle,shizaichoubuchukong,ninlingzeliangrenba。”

tabuxiangduojiuchanshuowanjiuzou,haimeizouchuliangbujiubeirenbaozhule,liangzhifeizhushouzaitayaojianmoceng,yizhangchoudehongtiandezuizaitashenhoudunang:“ningyuan,wanggekanzhongnihaojiule,nikannizheiyao,zheishou,nigenlewangge,yihouchixiangdehelade,nikan,wodoujidongle。”

xuningyuanzhendekuaituchulaile,feininideexinsile。

“wangliang,woquannisapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,jiupingnizheizhisifeizhuyexiangchitianerou?”

“ni,nishuoshenme?!”

“woshuo,nizheitousifeizhu!qusibani!”

tataijiaohenhendicaizailezhutoudepixieshang,balimidexigengaogenxieyonglinianlenian,yishengshazhudecanjiaoshengxiangchezoulang,tahaijuedebugou,zhuanshenzuoyoukaigong,xizhangdezhijiaguadenanrenxueroumohu。

xiangdaoganggangneixiewanyiergengshiexin,taituijiushiyijiao,suanshijifeidandale。

dawanjiupaoshuodejiushixuningyuan,diuxiazaiyuandiaihaodefeizhutazhuanshenjiupaolechuqu,yizhipaoguolelianggeguaijiaocaitingxialai,shenhuxizhihoutingjianbuyuanchuchuanlaidiyinyayideshengyin。

bushiba,tajintianshicaileshenmegoushi。

pangbianshiyipianxiaohuayuan,jiashancongraoyuesemenglong,zhengshisharenfanghuo,touqingzhuojiandedahaoweizhi,zhibuguo,zheijiudianjiuzaiyanqian,daochudoushikongzhedefangjian,hebichulaidayepni?

“ng~mingqiao~buxinga...”

tawuzhulezijidezui,mizheyanjingxiangzhe,daodishinali,buxingni,erqie,zenmeyoushitagumingqiao?!

zheigenvshenghenshua,taweilefangbiantouting,qingqingdishuaidiaogaogenxielinzaishouliwangqianzouqu。

kebieshuoshenmehaoqihaisimao,xuningyuanderenshengcitiaoli,jiumeiyoubukande**butingdebagua。

zaishuole,tazongdezhidaogumingqiaozheicigaoshangdeshinazhongleixingba?

kehaibudengtazouguoqu,jiubeirenlinzhulebozi。

“nihenxihuantoukuibierenzuoshi?”

gumingqiaolengdandeshengyinzaiyueseshenshendeyeli,jiuxiangcuimingdegui。

tadengdaleyanjing:“ni,neibian,ei?”

分身术吗?

huoxushitajingyadeyangzitaisha,tajingranconggumingqiaolianshangkanjianyisisixiaoyi。

neibianshengyinbuduan,jibianshizhidaoleneirenbushitagumingqiao,kezhei**doudaoyanqianle。

bukanbaibukan,baikansheibukan!

xuningyuanganjinzhuantouxiangzaibeilinzouqiankankandaodishineiduiyeyuanyangzaizheiyiyiyaya。

kexinaodaihaimeizhuanguoqujiubeiniezhexiabazhuanlehuilai“zheimepobujidai,buruwomenhuifangzijilai。”gumingqiaoyuqiliranlesanfendiaoxiao,shuobanielenietadelianyouchixiaoyisheng:“nizhendeshinvyanyuan?”

xuningyuanqijie,hengleyishengxiongkouqifu,meifaxiangumingqiaoyanshensaoguoneipianjiuzihouyinyindeanlexialai,“bujiushizuijinchidehaoledianma,ei?niganma?”

haibudengtashuowanjiubeiyilulinjinlediantili,xuningyuancouguoquhaishahehedeleni:“guzong,nage,yuancheng...”

jiusuanshibeilinzhebozidiujindiantilitayemeiwangjizhaogumingqiaoyaodipi。

tayongyuguangchouchougumingqiaodelianse,anandixiangzhe,zheifupinangbuquzuoyazhendekexile,jianmeixingmu,shensuideyanmouxiangshiyunleliangkexing,tingbadebiliangdouranrangwuguanbiandelitiqilai,chunbanjinminfanzhefenhong,rangrenxiangtingtingneiyabuzhudechuansheng,xinggan,xiangtuidao。

kexile,buquzuoyazhendekexile。