第3章 蠢蛋配浪狗天长又地久

luzeqingxiao:“ruanxiaojiezheidashanshouduan,shizaitaiguochajing。”

“meijianguoma?”ruanruxibusixindewendao。

weihetayuekanyuejuedeyanqianzheinanren,temetemezeixiangtayaozhaodegounanren?

“he!”luzeqingchiyisheng,buzailihuiruanruxi。

ruanruxitaolegemeiqu,meihaoqidefanlegebaiyan,zhuaqizhuoshangdekuaizi,ziguzidechiqilai。

“chouxiaozi,shenmeruanxiaojie,xixishinideqizi,wojinggaoni,niyaoshiganqifuta,wogennimeiwan。”

ruanruximouguangshanshan,xiayimiaoleiguangyingying,“nainai,xixiweiqu。”

laofurenhenhendidengleluzeyiyan,haosihaibujiehen,taijiaotiletiluzedelunyi,“xifukule,haibuhonghong。”

luzewuyuzhiji,taimoukanxiangruanruxi,“yaowohong?ng!”

ruanruxibiebiezui,haimeilaidejidiantou,shouwanbeirenzhuozhu,yizhenyunxuanhoutinglexialai。

luzebiyijianpensaerchudeboreqixi,shunjianranhongleruanruxideerchui,jingdetaganjintuikailuze,“nifangkaiwo,datingguangzhongzhixialouloubaobaochenghetitong。”

laofurenkanzhezheiyimuyanzuierxiao,turanxiangqishenmeside,mengdewushangyanjing,dahu:“feiliwushi!feiliwushi!”

shuozhejiudaizheguanjiajirenkailiule,duanduanshushimiao,ruodadecantingzhishengxialuzeliangren。

ersheiyemeiyouzhuyidaoluzedeshense,qingqingqilebianhua,andandemouzishunjianshensuilejifen,zheinvrenshenshangdeweidao,weiheyouzhongshuxideganjue?

ruanruxicongxiaogenyaocaidajiaodao,jiuerjiuzhishenshangbianranshangxiexudandandeyaoxiangwei,zheizhongdutedeweidao,henrongyirangrenyicijiunengjizhu。

ruanruxizhengzhalejixia,yiranbeiluzekunzaihuaili,taqinaohuimou,“nidaodifangbufang?qianwanbuyaobiwofangdazhao。”

“niyongdeshenmeweidaodexiangshui?”luzechiyileyixia,haishikailekou。

“nifangbufang?”ruanruxiyaoyaqiechi,dengzheyanqianzheiweixianjiangzhi,erbuzizhidenanren。

“nigaosuwo,wojiufang。”luzesihaobujiangruanruxideweixiefangzaiyanli。

ruanruxishouzhiweidong,yandishanguoyimojiaoxia,“wojiguonijihui,zheishinizizhaode。”

“shuo......wu!”luzezhenjingdekanzheruanruxineizhangdeyidelian,shenshoupaidiaotadeshou,yanleibushoukongdecongyanjiaogunluoerchu。

gaisi,zheinvrenjingganchatabikong。

“hahahahaha,huogai。”

luzesongkairuanruxi,ganjinyongzhijincashiyanjing,ruanruxijiejizuohuiganggangdeweizhi,xinqinggewaishuchang,jiajinlujiahaoxiangyemeineimewuliaoma!

......

luzeganghuidaoshufang,zhuliqinmingjiugenlejinlai,“sanshao,neishiyoudianmeimule。”

“说说看。”

“gangchadao,santianqianruanjiafurenqinshuiyaoquguoyunshan,zaiyabiandailebushaoshijian,tianlianghoucaihuidaoruanjia。”

“ruanjia?santianqian?”luzexixijiaozhezheijigezi,turanxiangqiruanruxishenshangneishuxideweidao,nandao......

“项链找到了没?”

“haimei,jinwanwozaipairenquruanjiatantan。”

“bubile。”luzedandanyixiao,yexuxianglianbingbuzairuanjia,yuanzaitianbianjinzaiyanqianyeshuobuding。

qinmingsuibujie,queyebuganzhiyiluzedejueding,neiwanshitanongdiulesanshaodejiumingenren,sanshaosuimeizefata,dantayiranjuedingjiazheweibaguoyizhenzi。

yucitongshi,gebifangjianli,ruanruxizhengzaijiedianhua。

dianhuaneitoudeqinshuiyao,zhigaoqiangderangruanruxihuiruanjiayitang。

yuanlaijintianshijimeiruanyuerdeshengri,qinshuiyaofufuainvxinqie,teyizaizijiabieshujubanleyichangshengriparty。

he!tahaimeishangmenbaotijiazhichou,jiuyourenpobujidaidezhaonvele。

qu,mashangqu,likequ。

ruanruxilaidaolouxiayaoyuan,teyicaileyidianyaocao,huidaofangjianjiushiyizhendaogu。

bangwanshifen,ruanruxigenlaofurendaguozhaohu,zhijiezuochehuileruanjia。

ertabuzhidaodeshi,tasuishoufangzaishuzhuangtaishangdeyinsexianglian,zhengbeiluzezhuazaishouli。

......

ruanruxilaidaoruanjiashi,bieshuneidedecaopingshang,linglingxingxingzhanlebushaoren。

ruanyueryishenqianfensepengshaqun,nenbaidejifu,jingzhidesuogu,piaoliangdewanrutonghualidegongzhu,cishidetazhengbeiyiqunmingyuanweizhe,xushishuodaoshenmeyouqudeshiqing,jirenxiaodehuazhizhaozhan。

ruanruxidedaolai,henkuaiyinqiruanyuerdezhuyi,lianshangdexiaoshunjianjiangzhu,zhei**zenmelaile?

dangkandaoruanruxishenshangdetxuniuzikushi,ruanyuerxiaole,xiaoshengzhongtouzheshizudejifeng。

“ruanruxinizheilianpizhengouhoude,zheizhongchangheniyeganlai?”

ruanruxiwanweiyixiao,yibubuzouxiangruanyuer,“yaoshuozheilianpihou,wozenyouzigegennibi,jiunilianshangneijicengfen,dougoufenjimianqiangle。”

ruanyuerqidun,zheiliangtianyebuzhizenmehuishi,lianshanglaoshimaodou,weilejingyanzhongren,teyizailianshangtutumomohaojiceng。

benyiweizhuangrongjingzhi,meiyourenhexiaci,meixiangdaojingbeiruanruxikanchulai,haidangzhongjishuolechulai。

“tubaozi,zhengdanideyanjingkankan,woyaoqingdedoushigenwoyigeleveldemingyuanxiaojie,nizheixiangxialaidetubie,ganjinjiwogunchuqu。”

“level?nishishenmelevel。”lundushe,ruanruxijiumeipaguoshei,“pachuangxiaosanjielevel?dangniannimayongleduanduanyinianshijian,xiaosanfuzhengchenggongshangwei,kanchengxiaosanjiedekaimo,buzhidaonixuedaolejifen?”

“ni......nihushuo。”ruanyuerjile,qichongchongdizhizheruanruxi,“babahewomashizhenxinxiangaide,tamencongxiaoyiqizhangda,benjiushiqingmeizhuma,nineibuyaoliandemacaishizhenzhengdexiaosan。”

“xiaoqingmei?hehe!”ruanruxiqianxiaozhekanxiangbuyuanchuchuanzhehongsexiaoyangzhuangdebaixinmeng,waizhetouwendao:“nixinma?”

baixinmengyouxiemoming,lianshangluchuyisiyane,“woxinbuxinyunihegan?tubaozi。”

baixinmengshiruanyuerdeguimi,genruanyuershifenyaohao,guanyuruanruxideshiqing,tatingguobushao,benmeiyoutaidafanying,keganggangruanruxijinlaishi,neiyizhangjingweitianrendelian,jiqiletaneixinzuiyuanshidejidu。

jianbaixinmengbushitaiju,ruanruxiwunaixiaoxiao,“bale,yihoujiusuanshiniguizheqiuwo,woyebuhuigaosuni,nitoushangyouyipianqingqingcaoyuan。”

ruanyueryanlishanguoyisihuangluan,jijilazhunvhaideshou,“mengmeng,nibietingzheitubaozixiashuo,chenshaoneimeaini,zenhuizuochuduibuqinideshiqing,niyaoshihuluancaice,beichenshaozhidaole,kendinghuishengqide。”

baixinmengbenxiangwengejiujing,jingruanyuerzheiyitixing,dunshihuomaosanzhang,“tubaozi,niganwuxianwominggege,shouqinidefengyanfengyu,fouzewojianniyicidayici。”

ruanruxisixiaofeixiaodedingzhebaixinmeng,“zeze,chundanpeilanggou,tianzhangyoudijiu。”

“ruanruxi,nijiwozhuzui,kaikoubikouchundanlanggou,wowenni,nidejiaoyangni?”ruantianhuichenzheyizhanglian,buzhiheshizhanzairuanruxishenhou。