第一章流言蜚语
woheyiduishuangbaotaizhongdejiejiejielehun，yiciourandejihui，woturanfajue，shenbiandeqiziyouxiebutaiduijing。jingguowodeshitanhediaocha，wocaifaxian，yuanlaishuizaiwoshenpangdeqizi，juranshiwodexiaoyizi！
woneixinfeichanghuangkong，buzhidaozheiyiqiedoushicongshenmeshihoukaishide，zheiyiqieyoushiweishenme。
suizhewoyuefashenrudidiaocha，wofaxianqizizaoyibeipanlewomendehunyin，kexiaoyiziqueduiwoanshengqingsu。
zaizheizhonghunluandeguanxizhong，womishileziji，buzhidaojiujinggaizhanduanzheiduannieyuan，haishijixuchenlunxiaqu......
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wodelaopoweiletouqing，juranrangtadeshuangbaotaimeimeipeiwoshui！
wojiaohanzhang，shimouqichepinpaidexiaoshoujingli，jinnian35sui。
daxuebiyehouwojiugenqiziburulehunyindediantang，rujinyeyouqigeniantoule。
doushuoqinianzhiyang，zheiqiniandangzhongwomenyecengyinweichaimiyouyanyouguozhengchao，danzuihourengjiuhaishixiangairuchu，zhishaozaiwokanlaishizheiyangde。
wodeqizixiaorushencaigaotiaoxiangmaochuzhong，dangchuzaixuexiaodeshihou，keshiwomenxichulemingdemeinv，dangnianshangdaxuedeshihou，zhuiqiutaderenzuzunengcongsushelouxiapaidaoxuexiaoshitang。
haozaizuihouhaishiwojigaoyichou，zuizhongbaodemeirengui。
youshihouwojiuzaigantan，yuefuyuemudejiyinshizhendehao，jurannengshengchuzheiyangpiaoliangdeyiduinver。
shide，wodeqizishishuangbaotai，tahaiyouyigeshuangbaotaimeimeijiaoxiaohui。
lianggerenshitongluanshuangbaotai，suoyiyangzizhangdefeichangxiang，shenzhidouyijingjiehunqinianle，worengjiuhaihuibalianggerengaohunle。
weilezheijianshiqing，wokemeishaoaixiaorudeshoushi，erxiaohuihaoxiangduizheizhongshiqinglecibupi，jingchanghuizhuangzuoxiaorulaixinongwo。
shuozhende，qishiwojuedezheiyangyetingyouyiside，shenzhihuianshuangbuyi。
dangranle，zheizhongshiqingdangranbunengrangxiaoruzhidao，burantakendinghuishalewo。
wobenyiweirizihuizheiyangbolanbujingdejixuxiaqu，kesheiyemeixiangdao，zaiwomensanrendeshenshang，huifashengneixiehuangtangdeshiqing。
zheitianshiwomenjiehunqizhouniandejinianri，wozaozaodejiudinghaoleyijiagaodangcantingdeweizhi，xiangyaojixiaoruyigejingxi。
xiawuwudianyankanjiuyaoxiabanle，wopobujidaidebianjiduanxinjixiaorufasongguoqudao：“laopo，jiehunjinianrikuaile，woyijingdinghaolecanting，bangexiaoshizhihouwohuiqujieni，nizhunbeiyixiaba。”
duanxinfaguoqumeiduozhangshijian，xiaorudedianhuajiudaleguolai，dianhuaneitoudetashengyintingqilaiyoudianbudui，tongshiyuqiyouxiejiqiedao：“laogong，niyihuiyaohuilaijiewo？”
“shialaopo，nikuaishoushiyixiaba，jintianshizanmenjiehunqizhouniandejinianri，wojuedeyinggaihaohaoqingzhuyixia。zenmetingnideshengyin，haoxianghenjingya，nigaibuhuishiwangleba？”
“hehe，zenmehuini，wozhisuoyiyizhimeitizheijianshiqing，jiushixiangyaokaoyanyixiani，kankannijibujide。”xiaoruzheiyangshuo，yuqiyuefayouxiejiqiele。
woyoudianyihuodao：“laoponixianzaizainani？shengyinzenmebuduijing？”
“keke，wozaijiani。haolebugennishuole，woxianzaijiuquxizao。nizheigerenyezhenshide，zenmebuzaodianshuo，bangexiaoshizenmegou，niduojiwobangexiaoshi，woyaoxigezao，haiyaohuazhuang。yihuihuilainizhijiezaixiamiandengzhejiuxing，buyongshanglaile。”
yinweixiaorudequejingchangzaijiaduanlian，zaijiashangnvrenchumenhuazhuangdequeyaohaozhangshijian，suoyiwojiubuyiyoutadao：“haode，neiwomandianhuiqu，daoshihouzaichelidengni，nisudukuaidianha。”
“ngng，zhidaolelaogong，woaini，haoleguale！”
zheimejianjiandandandejijuhuazhihou，xiaorujiuguaduanledianhua，wokanzhedianhuayouxiechushen，zongjuedexiaoruyoudianzheji，tadaodiyinweishenmeshiqingzhejini？
“kenengshizhejihuazhuangba，shijiandequeshiyoudiangan。”wozheiyangxiaozheziyanziyulejiju，ranhouyoujiangjinglitourudaolemangliudegongzuozhong。
henkuaixiabanshijiandaole，yinweishixiabangaofengqi，suoyiwochekaidehenman，huidaojiadeshihou，juliyuedingdeshijian，jiuhaisheng20fenzhongle。
wodequeyelandeshangloule，jiuzhijiebachezitingzaicheweishang，xiachedianleyigenyan。
haibudengwochouliangkou，yigexiaolaotaitaijiucongpangbianzouleguolai，jiandaowozhihou，tashangqianlaizhizhewodao：“xiaohannizenmehuishi，buzhidaogonggongchanghebunengchouyanma？”
wojiandaolairen，jimangbashouzhongdeyanximie，peizhexiaoliandao：“buhaoyisiazhangdama，wodengwoxifuxiandewuliaojiudianleyigen，ninkanzheihaimeichouliangkouni。”
sundamabailewoyiyandao：“buxing，gonggongchanghebuyunxuchouyan，weizhefakuanwushi，nibiegenwoshuozheixieyoudemeide，zheishiqingmeideshangliang。”
woanjiaodaomei，zenmeyudaozheigelaotaitaile，tashiwomenjuweihuidesundama，pingrilimianjiuaiduoguanxianshi。
wunaizhixia，wozhinengjiaole50kuaiqian，buxianghezheigelaotaitaiduozuojiuchan。
sundamashouleqianzhihou，jiwokaileyizhangfadan，ranhoukanlekanloushang，youxieyihuodao：“nizaizheilidengnilaopo？”
“shia，youshenmewentima？”sundamazheiyilianyihuodebiaoqing，zheshirangwoyouxiezhangerheshangmobuzhetounao，wozaizijiadechewei，zijiadelouxia，dengzijidexifu，zheiyoushenmewentima？
“yemeishenme，jiushiwogangcaihaoxiangkanjiannixifuzuobierendechechuqule，kenengshiwokancuoleba。”
tinglezheihua，wodemeimaodangshijiuzhouqilaile，qishizheiduanshijian，woyetingxiaoqulimianliuchuanchuleyixieguanyuqizidefengyanfengyu，nandaoshuozheixieyaoyan，doushiyanqianzheigexiaolaotaitaichuanchulaide？
beiduifangfale50kuaiqian，xianzaiyoutingduifangzheimeshuo，wodeliansedangshijiuyinchenlexialai。
“woshuozhangdama，dongxikeyiluanchi，huakebunengluanshuo，niquedingnikanjiandeneigerenshiwolaopoma？tashenmeshihouchuqude？zuolesheideche？chepaihaonijizhulema？”
jianwoliansenankan，zhangdamadangshiyesongle，tabaibaishoudao：“xiaohanniqiaonizheiren，wojiusuikouzheimeyishuo，nizenmehaijile？wodayanyikandeshiqing，sheinengjidezhuchepaihaoshiduoshao，xingxushiwokancuoleni。”
“zhangdama，ninyeshigezhangbei，buzhidaoyouxiehuabunengluanshuodedaolima？wolaopojiuzailoushang，zhengzaineilihuazhuangni，tayihuijiuxialaile。wogenninshuo，ninkebiezaixiaoqulimianhushuobadaoxieshenme，yaoshisunhailewolaopodemingyuquan，wokeshiyaohenidaguanside！”
kanlaiwangrilimianzheilaodongximeishaobianxiahua，yitingwoyaodaguansi，tadangshijiusongle，yigejingdebaishoudao：“doushuolekenengshikancuole，zaishuowoyejiuzhigennishuoshuo，bierenneibianwoyemeishuoshenmea。”
jiuzaiwodasuanzaijiaoxunzheigelaodongxijijudeshihou，shenhouquechuanlaileqizideshengyindao：“laogong，wohaole，zanmenkuaizouba。”
wozhuantoukanzhejingxindabanguodeqizi，xintouyinuan，yelandezaigenlaobapojijiaole，zhuanshenjiushanglechedao：“laoposhangche，zanmenchufa。”
zhangdamakanlekanqizi，youkanlekanwojiadedanyuanmen，yiliandeeran。
zhidaowokaichelikaihou，tacainaolenaotou，yiliannanyizhixindao：“zhenshixielemenle，nandaozhenshiwokancuole？womingmingkanjianneigexiaoruzuozaicheshangchuqule，zheishishenmeqingkuang？”
shuowanzhangdamahaihenhendidalegeduosuo，kouzhongniantaozhe“jianguile”，jicongcongdelikaile。