第1章
“laotouzi，nijiujiwozheidianqian，gouganshenme？”
guyumolemozijidoulijinyoudejiqiankuai，mamalieliezoujin‘huanggong’dajiudian。
cishitaxinlizaojiubalaotouzijimalejiqianbian，zheilaojiahuodangnianqianlebierenrenqing，jiujizijidinglejizhuanghunshi，kanxianzaitayedaolejiehundenianling，jiubataganxiashanjiehun。
开什么玩笑？
najiadeguniang，nengbideshangcunliwangtufujiadexiaohong？
choulaotou，niqianrenjiarenqing，pingshabawomaile？
chulexiaohong，wosheidoubuyao！
denglaozixiashanbazheixieluanqibazaodehunshidoujituile，jiuhuiququxiaohong！
jiudiannei，menfenzuoyou，limiangengshijinbihuihuang，liangpaimeinvxiaojiejiechuanzhejinshenheiseqipao，gengshijiangenadeshencaiwanmeidechengxianchulai。
zaipiaoleyanqiangshangdejiamubiao，guyumanyidedianlediantou。
yaozhujiuyaozhuzuihaodejiudian，zheiyangcaipeideshangtashenyideshenfen，suiranshoushangdeqianzhigouzhuyiwanshangde，dabuledengmingerqubaitanjirenkankanbing，yixiaoyedeyishu，zhuandianqianhaibushijianjiandandandeshi？
“jixiaoyelaijianhaohuataofang！”
qiantaixiaojiejiekanleyanguyu，weiweiyileng，zheigexiaoshuaigezhangdedaoshibucuo，jiushizheichuandeyetaihansuanle。
ruobushiguyujiangyitaqianpaizaiqiantai，tadouyiweizheigexiaoshuaigeshilaidaoluande。
jiuzaicishi，yigebaobiaodabandebiaoxingdahancongjiudiandamenzoulejinlai，kanjianzaijiudianqiantaikaifangdeguyu，taliansedabian。
“goudongxi，sheirangnijinlaide？”
tashijiangchengwangjiawangqingshaoyeshenbiandebaobiao。
wangshaokuzhuisujiaxiaojiesuxueyanduonian，doumeiyoudeshou。
jintianhaoburongyijiangsuxiaojieyuelechulai，haizaisuxiaojiehededongxilimianxialedianzhuxingdefuliao。
weileburangrendaraodao，wangshaohaijiangzhenggejiudianbaoleyitian。
tafengmingshouzaijiudiandamen，meixiangdaoshanggecesuodegongfu，jingranrangrenjinlaile，yaoshihuailewangshaodehaoshi，tajiusuanbusiyeyaodiaoyicengpi。
xiangqiwangshaodeshouduan，takanxiangguyudeyanshenyuefabushanqilai。
“nisheiyani！”guyumanlianbuman，tazenmekaigefangdounengtiaochuzheimegedongxilai，chenglirenzhenbujianglimao。
“made，buzhidaojintianzhenggejiudiandoubeiwojiashaoyebaoyuanle？”baobiaomanlianbushandekanzheguyu，lianshengcuicudao：
“ganjinjiwogunchuqu，fouzeduinibukeqi。”
baobiaokanleyanqiantaimeizi，yanshenbushan。
jiudianqiantaishenquweiweizhandou，yinweiyijingbantianmeiyourenjinrujiudian，tayeshixiandetaiwuliao，zaigangcaiguyujinrujiudianzhihou，tajingranwangjijiudianbeiwangdashaobaoxiadeshi，
“shizaibuhaoyisi，doushiwodeshuhu。”
qiantaixiaomeinvlianliangongshen，ranhouchongzheguyushuodao：：“jiudianyijingbeiwangshaobaole，nijintianzaizheizhubule，nihaishixianlikaiba！”
guyupielepiezui，“zou？weishenmezou？youbushimeifangjian，nanbuchengnijiadashaoye，haidasuanmeigefangjianshuiyibianbucheng？”
“zaishuole，zheijiudian，shinijiakaide？”
“laozijinilianle？”dahanlianshangmanshibunai，youchangrenxiaotuicudeshoubeizhijielunqilai，chaozheguyulianshangzhaohuguoqu。
zuoweijiangchengwangdashaodetieshenbaobiao，sheiganzaitamianqianbibilailai？
古羽嘴角扬起笑容
动手？
hexiaoyewanzheiyitaobushizhaosima？
yizhaohouzitoutaohoufaxianzhi，zhijiedazaidahandexiashen，zhizhongyaohai。
“啊！”
jianheiyidahancanjiaoyisheng，tongkudezaidishangzhengzha，xianranyijingshiqulezhandouli。
zheixiaozi，yetaibujiangwudele！
zijidangwangshaobaobiaozheimeduonian，yemeijianguozheiyangdeduishoua！
“yiqunfeiwu，meikandaorenpaole，haibuganjinjiwozhuahuilai。”
zheishi，yishengnuhecongbuyuanchuchuanlai。
guyuzhuantouchaozheshengyinfachudedifangwangqu，jiukanjianyimeizi，guozheyupao，diediezhuangzhuangdechaozhezijipaolai。