第2章
shuzhuangtaiqian，sutangkanzhetongjingzhongdeziji，budebushuozheizhanglianshengdegoumei。
pifu**guanghua，wanruoningzhi，chunbudianerhong，meibuhuaercui，yanmouqingliangrubaoshi，liuguangyicai。
mamazhanzheyipangkandedoujingyan，tamenxinwangfuerguniangrongmaoyijingmeidewuketiaotile，kebeisuguniangzheimeyichen，douyaoxunsesanfen。
yahuanbangsutangdaban，doubuzhidaoconghexiashou，shuzhuangduozhexia，erzheizhanglianwuxiakezhe，zhengruneiju：bushifendaieryanseruchaoxiayingxue。
yahuanzhisihousutangchuanshangjiayi，wanlefaji，daishangyucidefengguanxiapei。
qianyuanpairenlaicui，mamanalegaitouyaobangsutanggaishang，sutangshenshouzulandao，“woyaoxianjiannimenfushangerguniang。”
mamameitoulongjin，xinxiabuyue，“tuosuguniangdefu，erguniangdaozheihuierhaihunmiweixing，sugunianghaiyaoqujianerguniangzuoshenme，dangwuzhijishijijingnanwangfudashaoyechongxi，pangdedoubuzhongyao。”
到底谁托了谁的福？
daodayipahaidashangyinle。
sutangyebushengqi，zhidandandao，“jingnanwangfuquwoshiweichongxi，zhenghaoerguniangyehunmi，wozheihunshendexiqi，qinengbuxianjinzhezijiaren？meizhunerbeiwoquchongyichong，tajiunengxingguolaile。”
mamamouguangshanleshan，erguniangqueshixuyaoyigeheshidejihuixingguolai，dantamobuzhunsutangweihezheimezuo，zongjuedetameizheimehaoxin。
mamajinshendao，“sugunianggaiqingchu，jiusuanzheihuiererguniangxingle，shanghuajiaodeyeyiranshini。”
sutangzuijiaogouqiyimochaofengdehudu，“zijizoujinhuajiaozonghaoguobeibangshanghuajiao，zheidaoliwodong，woxinyijiuzaizheier，buxuyaobiansuanle。”
sutangshenshouqunagaitou，mamafandaochiyile，dao，“cishiwoyigemamazuobulezhu，rongwopairenbinggaosantaitai。”
buduohuier，qubinggaodeyahuanjiuhuilaile，dao，“mama，santaitairangnindaisuguniangqujianerguniang。”
yunerguniangzhudedifanglidebuyuan，sutangkuaidaotazhudewuzile，banxiacaihuilai，buzhehenjidebayibaodongxisaidaosutangshouli。
wunei，chensheyazhi，ruishoutonglulixunxiangniaoniao，shashihaowen。
raoguohuaniaoshanshuideshuangmianxiupingfeng，sutangjiukandaotangzaichuangshanghunmibuxingdeyunerguniang，tamianrongjiaohao，bingxuejifu，rouruowugu，yinweiluoshuizhigu，lianseweibai，gengtianlejifenrouruozhimei。
sutangzhidailexiaobanzhanchadegongfujiuzoule。
qianyuancuideji，sutangmeiyoubaibiedieniang，lianxinlaowangyexinlaowangfeiyemeijianzhe，jiubeifujinlehuajiaonei。
zheibianhuajiaobeitaizou，neibianyunsantaitaizaiyahuanchanfuxiaqunverdeyuanzi，jiranjingnanwangfuzheimexinchongxiyouyong，tanverbeichongyixiaxingguolaiyeshiqinglizhizhongdeshi。
yunsantaitaiqianjiaojinyuanzi，neibianyiyahuanpaoguolaidao，“buhaole，taitai，guniangjiaobuxingle！”
yunsantaitaixintouyizhi，“shenmejiaoguniangjiaobuxingle？！”
yahuanhuangkongdao，“jiu，jiuxiangshizhendehunmibuxingleyiyang......”
yunsantaitaizhijuedetianxuandizhuan，sanbubingliangbudejinlewu。
kerenpingtazenmetuirangyaohuang，yunerguniangdoumeixingguolai，yunsantaitaijidelianseshuabai，“kuaiqingtaiyi！”
zaishuosutang，zuozaihuajiaoli，qichuhaihao，kechulexinwangfusuozaidejie，huajiaojiukaishidianboqilai，dianbodaotazuoyaoyouhuang，huangdetawuzangliufudouteng，haiyoutoushangdefengguan，chendiandiande，yadetabozijihuyaoduan。
huanglehaoyihuier，sutangqibuguo，dajiaodao，“biehuangle！”
绝对是故意的！
buxiangqutakeyibuqu，hebizheimeqifuren？！
xiniangjiugenzaihuajiaobian，guolaixiaodao，“guniangxinu，zheishidianjiao，guniangfangcairangyingqinduiwuhaodeng，zheishijixinniangzidejiaoxun，niyaoshengqile，bajiaobiandexianglutifan，tamenjiubuhuidiannile。”
xinianghuayinweiluo，yijingzhixiaoqiaodexianglujiubeitifeichulai，feidelaoyuan。
这新娘子可真有劲。
喜娘捂嘴笑。
tilexianglu，guoranhuajiaobudianle，raneryezhixiaotingleyikezhong，huajiaoyoukaishidianboqilai，sutangliaozhezhenzhumianlianzhaoleyiquan，huajiaoneimeixiangluketile，tafuzhefengguanwenxiniang，“zheihuitishenme？”
喜娘一脸尴尬。
touyihuidianjiaoshixisu，zheihuikebushile。
renjiajingnanwangfuduitazheigeguomendedashaonainaibuman，cunlexinjitakutouchini。
sutangdianbodezuoou，“ranghuajiaotingxia，wokuaiyaotule。”
xinianghedao，“guniang，nikebunengtuhuajiaoli。”
tadangranzhidaobunengtuhuajiaolile，neiexindeshitaziji。
xiniangganjinrangjiaofuxiaoting，jiaofumianwubiaoqingdao，“shiershaoyedefenfu。”
tamenzhishitingfenfubanshi，ershaoyebushuoting，tamenbuganbuting。
xiniangyouquzhaojingnanwangfuershaoye。
suiranshichongxi，danbulunshixinwangfuhaishijingnanwangfuduizheichanghunlidouhenkanzhong，shilihongzhuang，chuichuidada，jingnanwangfudashaoyehunmibuxing，zeyouershaoyedaiweiyingqu。
zhishizheiershaoyeliansehenbuhao，qizaimabeishangdao，“jixudian！”
xinianghuiliuliudehuiqu，sutangzuozaihuajiaoli，beidianlaidaoqu，gebohoubeibuzhidaozhuangleduoshaohui，zhuangdexiniangdouburenxinting，meijianguozheimezhetengxinniangzide。
haozaixinwangfulijingnanwangfubuyuan，ganzhechongxiyebuxiangxunchangrenjiaraozhejingdouzouyiquan，henkuaijiudaojingnanwangfule。
haoburongyihuajiaobudianbole，youluoguxuantian，lipaoqiming，jihubarendeerduozhenlong。
礼节一应俱全。
huajiaotingxiahou，jingnanwangfuershaoyeshehuajiao，ranhoujiushiqingsutangxiajiao。
sutangganjinbagaitougaishang，zhijianjiaolianxiankaiyijiao，yibingyuruyishenlejinlai，bijingbushizhendexinlangguan，bunengyoujifuzhiqin。
zhishisutangcaizhuazhuyuruyi，jiubeiyongliwangqianyidai，sutanggangdianboleneimejiu，haimeiyoucongyunxuanzhongandingxialai，zaijiashangshoujing，beiwaitoutaiyangguangyici，jiliyazhideoutuganxijuanguilai，daizhepaishandaohaizhishi。
“呕......”
sutangyazhibuzhu，tuleduimianzhirenyishen。
yuruyituoshou，suizhierlaideshiqingcuisuiliesheng。
xuannaodechangmianyixiazijiujijinglexialai。
静的可怕。
玉碎人亡。
不是好兆头啊。
erqieneiyuruyihaishidangjinhuangshangyuci......
jingnanwangershaoyexiebohengliansezhiyinyubaoli，laiguanliderendoudanxintahuiyigekongzhubuzhurangxinniangxuejiandangchang。