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tatangtanghuangzi,zenmenengheyigefeiwuchengqin?neiqibushiyaolunweizhenggechuyundiguodexiaobing?

ersuxianghejiubutongle,tianfubucuo,maomeiruhua,shenhouyouyoushilipangdadesujia,ruoshinengqutaweiqi,bijiangshigejidadezhuli!

jianyunjinxiubuyu,lengyanxiaozixiuneinachuyigebaiyuxiaopinglai,yongshishebandeyuqi,kaikou:“zheiliyouyikesuyuandan,jinihaole,jiudangshiduinidebuchang。”

“suyuandan?”sangezishidezhongrenmengdizhengdaleyanjing。

neikeshierpindanyaoa!zheizhongpinjidedanyao,yezhiyouhuangshideheiyanzhanglaocainenglianchudeba……

“suyuandankezhongsuwuji,jinrijini,rihoubuyaozaijiuchanyuwo!”

lengyanxiaomiandaiyane,suishouyishuai,neijinhelingkongyipao,zhizhidebeisongdaozhuoanshang,hegaixiankai,yigunongyudelingqimimanchulai。

zhongrenshenzhanglebozi,shenseyanxian。

qihuangzichushouyetaikuochuoleba,jingnachuzheibanzhenguidedanyaolaiyongzaineigefeiwushenshang,jianzhishibaotiantianwu!

chajuedaozhongrendeshitai,lengyanxiaozuijiaogouqiyisilengxiao,renherenyudaodanyao,doubunengzichi,yikeyipindanyao,zaichuyundiguojiunengpaimaichushuwanjinbidegaojia,hekuangzheierpinsuyuandan?suiranjileneifeiwuyouxiekexi,danruonengjiucibaituotadejiuchan,yesuanyoushiyoudele!

zhiyuneifeiwuyaoshizaiyaosiyaohuodejiuchan,jiubuyaoguaitaxinhenshoulale。

lengyanxiaozheibanxiangzhetaiyankanxiangyunjinxiu,yuanyiweihuikandaotafennuqurudelian,queweiliaotameimuqingdan,zhenglengyanpangguanzhetamen。

neiyanshen,shizaichongmanfengci,xiangshizaikanyichangnaoju。

lengyanxiaomianseyizhi,neixinzishengdedeyixiangshituranbeishenmebingfengzhu,jiezheguguaideqingxuyongleshanglai。

“jinxiu,juyuandanhuoxukeyibangnizhongsuwuji,xiwangwomenrihoubuyaozaishengguage。”

lengyanxiaozongjuede,lengqingdeyunjinxiurangzijiquanshenbushufu,zheigenvren,nandaobuyinggaidakudanaoshisibudayingma?

yunjinxiutaiqishou,qingqingdefumozhexuehurouruandemaopi,tayanjiexiuzhang,chuiluoxialaishi,huizaixiayanjianliuxiadandandeanying,pingjingwuboderongyanshanglingrenkanbuchuxinu,kezuijiaoqueweiweidechechuyidaochaonongdehudulai。

“都狂吠完了吗?”

yijuhua,shidezhongrenzhourannaonu,zheifeiwujingranguaiwanmojiaodematamenshichusheng!

lengyanxiaodemianseyeshiyijiang,qiangyaxiahuoqilenglengkaikou:“yunjinxiu,nizheiyangweimiantairangwoshiwangle!”

“biebanizheizhangxuweidezuilianduizhewo。”yunjinxiuyanpidoumeitaidedaduantadehua,shengyinlengdandemeiyouyisiqingxu:“kanzheexin。”

“ni!”lengyanxiaohecengbeirenzheimeshuluoguo?genghekuangshuluoxianqizijidejingranhaishitayiqiangenbenbufangzaiyanlidefeiwu?

yunjiangbeiyunjinxiudeyanxingzhendeshuobuchuhualai,tazenmeyewufajiangnuoruowonangdenver,yuyanqianzheigewujuwuweideshaonvlianxizaiyiqi。

xintouturanyongchuwuxiandebeiliang,tashenweifuqin,queyaoyigehaizichengshouzheixiequru!

sujiaqirentaishen,lengyanxiaoqirentaishen!

yunjiangquezhetuizoushangqian,ningshengdao:“dianxiabubixinjing,womenyunjiabingbushibuzhijintuizhiren,nihejinxiucongciliangqing,zaiwuhunyueshufu。”

lengyanxiaoyinhanzhelian,yaoyadao:“zuihaoruci,buguo,yunzuzhangkeyaoligeziju!”

zheishibaimingyaosipoliandedayunjiadelianle。

yunjiangliansenankan,qiangyaxiaxintoudenuhuo,jiurangrenqubimo,quebeiyidaoqingliedeshengyindaduan。

“我立。”

“jinxiu……”yunjiangmodikanxiangyunjinxiu,tataipingjingle,pingjingdehaosibushizaishuozijideshiqing。

pangguanderenquerenbuzhudashenghongxiaoqilai,sheibuzhidaozheiyunjinxiushigemubushidingdeshahuo,rangtali,huaguihuafubucheng?

“笔墨。”

yunjinxiukaikou,shenhoudexiaoyatoulianyilikejiangbimozhiyanpuzaishizhuoshang,yunjinxiuzoudaozhuoqian,zaizhongrenchayideshixianzhongtibiyunmo,piaoliangdezitixingyunliushuibanyueranzhishang,zhikandezhongrenmudengkoudai,yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。

yunjinxiubushimubushidingdebaichima?zhei……zenmekeneng?

jiangbijiandemozhudankai,yunjinxiunianqixiushu,liangliangdekanxianglengyanxiao,zhuchunweiqi:“woyunjinxiuduitianqishi,jinrixiuniyujiamenzhixia,cishengcishi,buzaiyuniyourenheguage,ruoweicishi,tiandaleipi!”

lengliedeshiyan,shidelengyanxiaomodibianleyanse,jiezheyunjinxiusuishouyishuai,neizhizhangganghaoshuaizaitadelianshang,daikandaoshangmiandadade“xiu”zishi,zhengzhangliandouzhengningqilai。

tangtangchuyundiguoqihuangzi,jingranbeiyigefeiwuxiule?

yunjinxiudanchuyigexiaoyuping,yupingyiqing,yimeihunyuandedanyaogunlechulai,nongyudexiangqimiman,zhouweidengshijinghu:“danyao!”

没错!

zhiyoudanyaocaiyouneiyangdelingqibodong!genglingtamenzhenjingdeshi,yunjinxiunachudezheiyike,jingranbilengyanxiaodeneike,lingqihaiyaonongyu!

danyaokeshixihanpin,jiusuanshisujianeiyangdedajiazuyenabuchujikelai,luopodeyunzuzenmekenenghuiyou!

“guiyuandanjiudangshijinidebuchangle,yihou,niyouduoyuanjiujiwogunduoyuan?”

yunjinxiuquzhiyidan,danyaozhengdiuzailengyanxiaoyinhandelianshang,zaizhongrenmudengkoudaideshixianzhong,guliuliudegundaoletuli。

lengyanxiaoyounaoyoujing,neiguiyuandanbitadesuyuandangaochuyigejiebiansuanle,kezheigefeiwu,zenmekenenghuiyousanpindanyao?

suxianghedeliansegengshinankantouding,zaifengluancheng,tahaicongweitingshuoguosheinengliansanpindanyaode!jiusuanshihuangshideheiyanzhanglaoyebukeneng!

hekuang,yunjinxiubushidazibushima?bushiduiqihuangzichimidesiquhuolaima?tabushigeruandanma?

ta、tajuranbaqihuangzijixiule!

tachilexiongxinbaozidanbucheng,jinggandahuangjiadelian!

“jinxiu,wozhidaoniyidingshixinlinanguo,bijingwoheyanxiaogegekuaiyaochengqinle……”suxianghezhuaneryoushiranle,yunjinxiuzheimezuo,dingshiwandeyuqinguzongdebaxi,taqihuirangtadecheng?suxiangheyijuhualishirangzhongrenhuiguoshenlai,jiushima,zheiyunjinxiudingshikanbudehuangzidianxiahexianghexiaojiezoudaoyiqi,caiyongzheizhongfangshilaifaxiebuman。

lengyanxiaodelianseyeweiweidehuanheleyixie,xiangwanyuqinguzongdebaxi?zuomeng!

yunjinxiutaiqiyanjie,wuheidemouziruhuabukaidenongmo:“e?yaochengqinleme?nimenliangge,daoshinengtianzhangdijiu。”

“nishishuowoheyanxiaogege,keyitianzhangdijiu?”

suxianghemianshangyouxiedeyi,kexindiyouzongjuedeyouxiebuan,yunjinxiudefanyingshizaitaibuxunchangle,yaoshizaiyiqian,tazaojiufengpozisidepushanglaicaidui。

“a……shia,biaozipeigou,tianzhangdijiu!”

huayinweiluo,suxianghehelengyanxiaobianmengdichenxialelian!