第2章 儿媳妇打人了

beizijidepopozhizhebizimabujiandian,wozhiganjuedaoxinlicuanqizhenzhenliangyi。

所以……

dachedeshihouyudaolerenzhasiji、beiqifulequandoushiyinweiwodecuo?quandouguaiwobugaihuazhuang、bugaichuanqunzi?

wozhishizuolemeigenvrendouzaizuodeshiqing,hecuozhiyou?

moshengrenshanghaiwoyejiusuanle,meixiangdaozijidelaogonghepopofeidanbuanweiwo,fanerhaizaicizhongshangwo。

daolezheigeshihou,wocaidiyiciyishidao,zijiyizhizaijianchidehunyin,daodiyouduomekebei。

“hao,nimenjixucanjianimendehunli,wozijiqubaojing!”

woqiangrenzheyanlei,shuowanzheijuhua,zhuanshenjiuxiangzou。

sheizhi,laogongqueyibalazhulewodegebo,dashenghoudao:“baoshenmejinga!haixianwobugoudiulianshibushi!niganjinhuijia,bieliuzaizheilijixudiurenxianyan!haibukuaigun!”

wobuzhidaozijidaodishizenyangshihunluopodehuidejia。

jiehunyilai,buguanpingshishouduodadeweiqu,wodoujinlirenlexialai。

keshijintian,woquediyicichanshenglelihundeniantou。

shentidepibeirangwomeiyouliqijixuquxiangqita,wodaoyushilimianxilegezao,huanleyishenganjingdeyifu,tangzaibeizilichenchendeshuileguoqu。

不知过了多久——

womimihuhuzhizhong,tingdaolepopodeshengyin。

“……baijianiangmener,maizheimeduodongxi,yebuzhidaozhengtiandabanjisheikan!”

wozhengkaiyanjing,quejianpopozuozaiwofangjiandeshuzhuangjingqian,nazhewodehufupinzhengshijingwanglianshangtu。

kandaoyanqianzheiyimu,woyixiazizuoleqilai。

“妈,你在干嘛?”

benlai,wojiuyinweipopobaitiandexiuruerxinqingbuhao,pianpiantahaizongshizheiyangbuwenbuwendechuangjinwodefangjian,luandongwodedongxi。

popoyilianbuxiedebailewoyiyan,shenchuyoucuyouheideshouzhi,zaiyigexiaopingzilihenhenwaleyizhitou,huluanmozailelianshang,qingmiaodanxieshuaichuyijuhua:“wodemolianyouyongwanle,yongyongnide。”

yankanzhepingzilidedongxiyixiazixiaqusanfenzhiyi,limianhaiyoupopoheiheideshouzhiyin,wodunshixindousuile。

woganjinpaoleguolai,yilianxintengdekaikoudao:“ma,zheishiyanshuang,bushimianshuang,nishaonongyidian。”

yaozhidao,zheipingyanshuangkeshijitianqian,wotuorencongguowaizhuanmendaigouhuilaide,hualewoliangqianduokuaiqian。

wozijidouhaimeishedechaifengyong,popoqueyixiazidangmianshuangyongdiaolezheimeduo,woruhenengbuxinteng。

闻言——

popoyixiazizhanleqilai,zhizhewobijianhechidao:“shensi!nizheishishenmeyisi!zheixiedoushiyongwoerzidexuehanqianmaide!woyongyongzenmele!nanbuchengzaiwozijijia,woyongshenmedongxihaiyaokannidelianse?”

popojianruidehechishengchaodewonaoqiaoyoudianteng。

我不是小气——

jiehunzheimeduonian,wojipopomaiguodeliwubujiqishu,genghekuangshijijianhufupin?

keshibuguanwozenmezuo,yijiurubulepopodeyan。

mianduipopodehechi,wozhiganjuedaozhenzhenxinhan。

woxinzhonghuoqishanglai,zhongyuyoudianrenbuxiaqu,lenglengkaikoudao:“zheixiedongxi,haizhenbushihuadenierzideqian!”

suirandangchuweilejiajiwanghaoran,wofangqileyifennianxinbucuodegongzuo,zuoqilequanzhitaitai。

keshijiehunzheimeduonianlai,woyizhizaijianzhijieyixieshineishejideanzi,wosuohuademeiyifenqian,doushiwozijizhuanlaide,conglaimeihewanghaoranyaoguoyifenqian。

zheixie,tayinggaixinzhiduming。

popobeiwoyijuhuaqiangdeshenmehuadoushuobuchulai,tagancuijiangshuzhuangtaishangdepingpingguanguanyigeboquansaozailedishang,sapodewangdishangyizuo,chezhesangzijiukaishikuhao。

“yaoshoula!erxifudalaorenle!zheigejiahainengbunengdaile!zheishiyaobizhewolaopoziqusia!”

popocubujifangdejudongjiangwoheleyitiao。

正在这时——

“peng”deyidaokaimensheng,laogongdabuchuanglejinlai:“zenmele?fashengshenmeshile?”

popozuozaidishangzhizhewohaojiaodao:“niwenwenta!wenwennidehaolaopo,daodishizenmeqifuniqinmade!”