zhangtanbokanzheshiyuzheifu“xionghen”yang，mantouwushui，liyongbingdaoshitiaomei，raoyouquweiyang。
zhangtanbogangadeyaolaguoshiyu，kexiaoguniangjintianxiangshishizhuyiyangchuzainei，ladoulabudong，zhangtanboshanshandichaoliyongbingxiaozhe，jinmangshiyanserangyuxinbashiyulazou。
shiyubuqingbuyuandibeiyuxinbaozoule，zoudeshihouhaizhangyawuzhua，niannianyoucidao:“buxuqifuwomenjiaolian……”
“nixiaozi，daoshiyizhidoutingzhaorenxihuande，jiulianlaoshidangniandoupianxinni。”liyongbingzheihuakansizikan，keyanyujianquebumianyouxiezichaoheluomogan。
zhangtanbowenyanyidu，xinlihenbushiziwei，benzhuodao:“nibiezheimeshuo，laoshidangnian……”
“xingle，bieshuozheixiemeiyongdele。zhangtanbo，nikedewohaohaokanzhezheiliangxiaohai，zanmenjulebuzheicizaishisaijiukantamenle。yaochushenmeshi，xiaoxinworangnijuanpugaizouren！”liyongbingxunjilianquleneixieyiyang，zhuanyanlengmodaduanzhangtanbodehua。
liyongbingguoduanzhuanshenlikai，zhishineibeiyingzenmekanzenmeyouxielangbeiertao。
shenhou，zhangtanboshenchushou，zhangzuiyouyuzhexiangshuoshenme，queyezhishiwunaitanqizuoba。
zhuantouyelikaizouxiangbingchangle。
……
这边。
shiyuyikanzhangtanbobeizheshou，lianseyouxiebushandiyaohuilaile，budengsanqiershiyi，jicongcongjiushangqiandao:“jiaolian，lilaobanshibushiqifunile？”
“我……”
“jiaoliannifangxin，wodoudong，nibuyongduoshuo。”shiyuqiaozhezhangtanbozuibadongledong，limashenchuyigenshouzhiyaoleyaoshiyitabuyongshuo，tadoudong。
你懂个屁你！
“jiaoliannifangxin，womenyidinghuizhengqijininageguanjunhuilai，rangnifengfengguangguangde。jiusuannizhendebeiganzoule，womenheniyiqiquhexibeifeng，daoshihouwomenjiujietoubiaoyan，nijiufuzeshouqian……”
zhangtanbogangtingzhehaiyouxiegandong，keyankanzheixiaoyatouyueshuoyuexuanhu，jimangwuzhutadezuizhizhidao:“xinglexingle，xiashuoshenmenizhenshi，niyaoshibazheixiaozuibabadejingerfangdaoxunlianli，nijiaolianwojinibiaoyandouxing！”
shiyujianzhangtanbohaoxiangshizhendemeishi，bujinwaitouxiezheyanjing，namenerdunong:“jiaolian，nizhenmeishierma？”
shiyuxiangqizhiqianzhangtanboweitazhengquliuxialaidejihuishi，beiliyongbingmadeneiyanggouxuelintou，tashizaishihennanbuhuaiyia。
“xiaopihaidongshenme。”zhangtanbobeizheshouwangzheyuanfang，zuijiaoranshangchouchanghehuainian，dinan:“nimenlilaobana，jiushizuiyingxinruan，tameinimenkanqilaineimebujinrenqing。”
zhangtanboxiangqi，yiqiantabuxiaoxinbazijidebingxienonghuaile，youmeiqianmaixinde，banyetoutouduobeiwoku，shangpudeliyongbingshenmehuayemeishuo，zhishizijilianchihaojiudebaishuipeimantou，bangtayiqichouqianmaibingxie。
haiyou，dajiayiqibanyebushuijuezaiqinshikaiyanchanghui，jieguodiertiandingzheyiliandaxiongmaodipeibanquxunlian，yiqibeijiaolianbianmabianjialian。
还有……
挺多的。
xiangdangnian，tayeshixiangtamenzheiyang，yilucongxiaozouguolai，shijinianle，daoxianzai，juranyehebingwujiuchanbuqing。
youhuozhe，zheibeizidaolao，zhiyaohainengdong，tadouhennanfangxiaba。
zhishi，tadeqingchunsuiranbuhui，quehaishiyihande，meiyouzoudegengyuan。
zhangtanbomanmanshouhuisixu，qiaozhelianggexiaohai，yanmoushenchuyinyueyouzhexianmuhejituo。
taxiwang，youyitian，tanengpeizhezheilianggexiaopengyou，yiqizoudaobingwuzhidian。
yuexiangzhe，zhangtanbojiujianjianyankouhuluqilai，shuangyandoumaozhelvguang。
shiyuganshoudaozhangtanboguofenciaidemuguanghou，nanmianyouxiebuzizai，tajiajiaolianshenmeshihouzouwenqingluxianle，buyizhishicuhanxingxiangma？
别崩人设啊教练。
……
jianyushiyuheyuxinjinrilaixunliandeyouyibiaoxian，zhangtanbojuezhezuoweijiaolianzijihaishihenyoubiyaojianglijianglizheilianggexiaopengyoude。
yushi，zhangtanbodatuiyipai，dangjijueding，jintianjiuzou。
目标，电玩城！
shiyuhennamener，bushishuorangtaheyuxinlaifangsongdema？
zenme，tajuezhe，zhangtanbodaoshiwanertinghaide，jianzhiyizhenggefangfeiziwo。
shiyuliangyanzhigugudingzhe，yizaixiangyaotanqiqueyouzaisanbiehuiqudeyang，zuyiganshoudaotadewunai。
shiyumianqian，zhangtanbozuilidiaozheyigezhuangbidexiaolanzi，shuangshoukuairushandian，zaiyouxijimianqianyitongcaozuomengruhu，suizheyidaoyouyidao“ko”shengxiangqi，zhangtanboshenbianjuzhedeyiduixiaohaidoushangcuanxiatiaoqilai，weitahuanhuqueyue。
shenzhikanjianzhangtanboshuozhebimeile，yaozoule，youxiaohaihaihaoqidedashouyihui，jiuwanglimiantoulebi，zhihuzhangtanbodage，rangtajixudashasifang。
duanduanshijifenzhong，yiyouxijiweiyuandian，fangyuanliangmiweibanjing，zhangtanboyanrandianwanchengyiba，haiziwang。
shiyumomowulianzhuantou，biaoshimeiyankan。
xuanji，shiyubianzhuantouwenyuxinyoumeiyoushenmexiangwande。
yuxinpiejianshiyumuguangyizhidingzhebuyuanchudewawaji，bianbazijishoushangdebiquandoufanghuilanzilituidaoshiyumianqian，suijichunbianqinxiao，mouserouroudao:“zhuawawaba。”
shiyudengshiyangmeixiaoyingying，youshouqianqiyuxindeshou，zuoshoubaozhezhuangbidelan，jiupidianpidiandelianbengdaitiaoguoqule。
十分钟后。
shiyumuguangjinluozaiyanqiandewawashenshang，wozhecaokongqideshouyidongbugandong，zhangxindoujinmanlehan，jinzhangditunlekoukoushui，qiaoqiaozaixinliyijingjiangyuhuangdadi，guanyinpusadouqiulegebian。
shiyuzaixinliyijingmalebuzhiduoshaobianzijibuzhengqi，bidoubeitayaoyongwanle，juranhaiyicidoumeizhuadao。
她就不信了她。
shiyubiyanzhangyayaokongqiyishizijidebuman，nacengxiang，yigeyongliguomeng，shoujiuzheimecubujifangdituichuqule。
推出去了……
tingzheyanqianzhuagouyidongdeshengyin，shiyunapazhidaozijizhuazhudejihuimiaomang，ketongshirengranrenbuzhuchongmanqidai。
henkuai，youchuanlaizhuagouyidongdeshengyin，meiyouwawaluodishengyin。
很……不好。
shudi，shiyuqinaodizhengyanbashengxiadelianggebizhuadaoshoulihou，jiupaodaoshenhoudeyuxinneili，juezhezui，bumandichezheyuxindeyifujiuyaolikai。
yuxinditouqiaozhexiaoliantonghong，naixiongnaixiongshengzhemenqideshiyu，jiujuezhekeaijile，zhenggeyizhamaodexiaomao。
yuxinqianganzhuxiangyaonuomaodechongdong，querenbuzhudishengxiaolechulai。
shiyuwangzheyuxintouxiaodemoyang，haiyiweitazaixiaozijizhuawawalaji，renbuzhuyuandizhuakuang:“biexiaolea！”
“haolehaolebuxiaole，guaila，yuxingegedainizhua。”yuxinbaikaishiyudeshou，conglimiannachuliangmeiyouxibi，ranhouqianzhetamanmanzoudaowawajimianqian。
yuxinbaliangmeibitoudaojiqili，suijizhangxinfushangshiyudeshoubei，kanzhemianqiandewawa，ditoucoudaoshiyuerbian，qingshengdao:“xiangzheiyang。”
yuxindehua，rumianhuatangbanhuaguoshiyudeerjian，xinbuzhizende，tiansiside，momingjidongqilai，zuijiaoyeguazhemitangbandetian。
qiaoranjian，suizhewanouyishengluoxia，shiyucaifanyingguolaizhuawawachenggongle。
shiyulianmangditounaguowawahoubianmodizhuanguotou，bucengxiang，queyuebengqilaideshihou，toujiuneimezhuangshangleyuxindexiaba。
shiyutingdaoyuxinmenhengyishenghou，jimangtaitouqukan，xiayishibianshenshouqumoyuxinyongshouanzhedezuijiao。
zhidaozhidupengshangyuxinzuibian，ganshoudaoneifenwenruan，yijishaonianneijincudehuxiyeyixiayixialuodaoshiyushouzhi，shireruwuqibanyinyunlishiyudeshuangyan，lianjiaranshangbuzirandehong。
dianwanchengrenshengxuanza，kecike，zheiyichu，fenhongsedepaopaoduimanleliangrenzhoushen，bieyangdejijinglongzhaoliangren。
yuxincanghuangpieguotou，yusushaokuai，siyanshiban:“neige，ayu，jiaolianyinggaidengjiule，womenganjinzouba。”
shiyuzheicaikankanhuanguoshenlai，qianguoyuxindeshou，yibubuchuanguorenqun，laidaowandebuyilehudezhangtanbomianqian。
bierendoushixiaohaiqiuzhedarenbuyaozou，daoletamenzheierjiubianchenglexiaohaiqiuzhedarenzou。
banshang，dengzhangtanbozhongyubataneiduitaxiaodixiaojingjitadeyouxibiwanwanhou，jiunazheyidaduitiezhiwangqiantaiquhuanzhanlipinle。
duihuanqudoushixiexiaohaizidewanjushenmede，zhangtanboyetibuqixingqu，jiuranglianggexiaopengyouxuan。
shiyuhuanxinguwudilazheyuxinjiuquxuanbabiwawa，jiujiebantian，nazhelianggebabiwawawenyuxinnagehaokan。
yuxindengshixinyijin，youyudao:“doutinghao。”zaiguanchashiyudengyankanzhetayouxiebumanhou，yuxinjimangzhuanhuanshuoci，zhizhebeitazuandegengjindelansequnzibabiwawa，shitanshuozhe:“zheigegenghao。”
kanzheshiyuhuantianxididepengzhewawabengxiangqiantaiquduihuanhou，shunshixinsonglexialai，paizhexiongkou，poyouyizhongjiehouyushengdeganjue。
tabumingbai，lianggeyimoyiyangdebabiwawayoushenmebutongni？
nvhaiziyoushihouzhenshiqiqiguaiguai……dekeai。
shiyuzaiqiantaiduihuanlipinshi，turanpiejianpangbianyoujigekeaidexiaowanyier，shunjianyanyishan，tiaoqisangejiulianzheyiqiduihuan。
pianke，shiyukanzhejingziqiandeziji，chuanzhebaisexuefangqun，zhazhelianggexiaomawei，houbianbielegeshuijingfaka，daizhegefensehudiejiefagu，duizhejingzizhuanyiquan，dianlidengguangyizhao，zhenggerenmanyijile。
shiyuzaihuitouyikanshenhoudeliangren，diantoubiaoshigengmanyile。
yuxintoushangdaizhefensexiaozhufagu，liangzhiyuanrunrundexiaofeizhudengzheliangtiaoxiaoduancutui，shamengshamengdepazaitatoushang。
kanzheyuxinyouxiexiunaodexiangbafaguquxia，shiyulianmangzhizhi，biaoshihaokanjile，yuxindingzheshiyumanlianzhenchengyang，sixinfeixindechiyitingxialedongzuo。
shenzhi，shiyuhaizhilezhiyipangdezhangtanbo，shiyiniqiao，duokeaia。
可爱个屁。
zhangtanbojiuyaochexiatoushangdezheigefensexiaohuafagu，keyinweifagutaixiao，tatoutaidale，yishijingkazhule，wangzhepangbianpengfudaxiaodeliangren，jiuyaofanbaiyan。
zheishi，shiyuheyuxinxiangshiyuehaodeyiyang，kaishiyiqikuapengzhezhangtanbo，shuotazheidanaodaixiaohuaduo，fensepeishuaige，keaipeichunmeng，duohaoa。
zheihua，shuochuqu，gujidoumeirenxin。
ke，zhangtanbozailianggexiaopengyoudechuipeng，yijizhouweidianyuanpaishouweixiaodeqilerongrongxia，xinle，piaole。
dunshi，zhangtanbojiujuezhezijifangfoshiquanchangzuiliangdezai，lanhuazhiyiqiao，bianbaishoushiyilianggexiaopengyouzou。
yishijian，changmianhuajikeai，daizhefensexiaohuafagudexiaopangzinanrenbaozhegebabiwawalihe，shenhougenzhelianggetouxiaodeyedaizhefensefagudexiaopengyouzaidianwanchenglichuansuozhe。
zouchushangchang，huanghunjianjian，yuhuisazaisanrenzhoushen，jiangsanrendeyingzichedezhangzhangde，wenxinyoukeai。
……
yiri，yumushoushiyuxinfangjianshi，kanjianzhuopangdefensexiaozhufagu，tongkongzhouranyisuo，xinxiayijing。
taerzi，shinandeba，shizhengchangdeba？！