第2章 做饭

zheiyangxiangzhedejijiu,yejiushijizhanggemanmandezuoqileshenziranhouyibabaozhulejiyunxiranhoushuodao:“yunxiguai,hehuainileba。”

ranercongganggangjijizhanggeweiguoshuijiuyizhijianqiangdebukudejiyunxitingdaojizhanggezheimewenroudewenzijideshihou,zaiyerenbuzhukuleqilai。

yibiankuhaiyibianshuozhe:“niangqin~yunxi,yunxiyiweinibuyaowole,yunxihaohaipaya~”

kanzhepazaizijihuailikudeshangqibujiexiaqidejiyunxi,jizhanggedeneixinyizhenrouruan,ranhoujiujuedeyihouzijideshenbianyouzheimeyigekeaidexiaojiahuoyebucuo。

buguokanzhexiaojiahuokudezheimelihai,jizhanggejuedehaishixianhonghongtabijiaohao,ranhoujiushenchushoupailepaijiyunxidehoubeishuodao:“haolehaole,baobeibukulehaoma,niangqinzheicirangnidanxinle,niangqinbaozheng,zhihouyidingbuhuizheiyangzile,haoma?”

“zhen,zhenda?”xiaojiahuochouchoudadadewendao。

kanzhejiyunxikudelianggexiaoliandanhonghongdeyangzi,jizhanggexinzhongduijiyunxidexiaigengshenle。

ranhoujiukanzhejiyunxishuodao:“dangranle,niangqinjueduibuhuipiannide。”

honglejiyunxizhihou,jizhanggejiuzaijiyunxidebangzhuxiazhanleqilai,zhanqilaizhihoujizhanggekanlekanxianzaiyijingshuyuzijidezheipiantiandi,faxianhaiyouyiduobandedimeiyoufan。

jizhanggedexinzhongyouxiefaku,zheikezenmeban,difanbuwandehua,jiumeibanfabozhong,ruguobubozhongzijigenxiaojiahuojiuyaoeduzile!

buguanle,xianhuijiaxiuxiyixiazaishuo,jizhanggepoguanziposhuaidexiangzhe,ranhoujiudaizhejiyunxihuidaolejiali,dengliangrenhuidaojiazhihou,douedejichangluludele。

jizhanggexianshikanlekanzijiyihouyaozhudedifang,faxianzheigedifangzhendebushiyibandepoa,fangziyebusuanda,yijianwoshi,yijianchufang,haiyouyijianzawufang。

fangzizhouweizeshiyiquankuaiyaotaledetuqiang,yuanzideyijiaoshiyikoujing,jingkoubeishitouquanleqilai,fangzhibierenyiwaidiaoxiaqu。

yuanzidelingyibianhaiyoulianggeshu。yikeshizishu,lingyike——yinxingshu!

zijiayuanzilijingranhaiyouyikeyinxingshu,zheikeshuyijingzhangdehendale,zheiyifaxianrangjizhanggekaixinbuyi。

yaowenweishakaixin?feihua,jizhanggezaixiandaishishenmeshenfen,guiyi!duiyuguiyilaishuozuizhiqiandedangranshiyaocaile。

jizhanggekeshiyoumingyisheng,erqiehaishigezhongyi,suoyiyinxingshuduiyujizhanggelaishuojiushiyikeyaoqianshuya,buguo,weishenmezheimedayikeyinxingshuweishenmemeirenlaitouni?

buyihuijizhanggejiuxiangtongle,yinweizijidaidezheigecunshizaishitaipianpile,suoyigenbenmeiyourenrendezheikeshu,suoyicairangzheikeshuanquandezhangdaozheimeda。

buguozheiyanggenghao,fangbianlejizhangge,zheimedayikeyinxingshuzaixiandaikeshibaoya。buguojizhanggeyouxinxinzaizheiliyekeyibatabianchengbao。

ermaofangzeshizaifangzidehoumian,beiyiquandaocaoweizhe,libianjiushiyigekeng,erqiexianzaihaishixiatian,zhenggemaofangdezhouweidoushichoude,jizhanggeyidiandoubuxiangkaojin。

jizhanggezaixinlijueding,huitouzhengleqianyidingxianbamaofangjigaile。

canguanwanyuanzizhihou,jizhanggelaidaoguaiguaizuozaiyuanzilidengzishangdejiyunxi,jinguantatebiehaoqizijideniangqinzaiyuanzilizhuanlaizhuanqudezaiganma,keshitahaishiguaiguaidezuozaineilidengzhe。

zheirangjizhanggefeichangdemanyi。jizhanggekanzhejiyunxiwendao:“jibaobei,niebue?”

ranhoujizhanggejiutingdaoqingcuidetongyinxiangqi:“niangqin,yunxiele,haiyouniangqinweishenmeyaojiaowojibaobeiya?”

“dangranshiyinweinishiniangqindeguaibaobaoya,zheishiniangqinduinideaicheng。”jizhanggeweixiaozhegenjiyunxijieshizhe。

ranerjibaobeitingdaozheigejieshizhihou,jizhanggejiuhenqingchudekandaotadeyanzhongshanguoyimoliangguang,ranhoujiutingtashuodao:“haoahaoa,niangqin,baobeixihuanzheigemingzi。”

kanzhetakaixindeyangzi,jizhanggeyebeiganrandexinqinghenyuyue,ranhoukanzhejibaobei:“neiniangqindejibaobeixianzaiguaiguaidezijiwanyihuihaoma,niangqinxianzaiquzuofanle。”

“hao!”tingdaojibaobeidehuida,jizhanggejiuxiaozhewangchufanglizouqu。

jizhanggezaixiandaideshihou,suiranchihebuchou,danshitahaishixihuanshenmeshiqingdouzijidongshou,suoyijizhanggezaixiandaideshihoujiulianchuleyishouhaochuyi。

suoyijizhanggezhunbeidaxianshenshouyifan,rangzijidezheigexinerzichangchangzijideshouyi。

jieguodangjizhanggelaidaochufangkandaojialideshicaizhihou,xiangyaodaxianshenshoudexiangfashunjianbeipaifeile,daxianshenshou,woma,zheishibukenengde。

jizhanggebuxinxiedezaicifanlefanchufang,faxianleyigeshishi,neijiushitamenjiaxianzaizhendehenqiong,henqiong。

yinweitamenjialixianzaizhiyouyibami,jigenyecai,haiyoujigeqianjitiangebiyigejingchangjiujitamendeyijiarenjisonglaidewowotou。

kanzheyanqiandezheiyiqie,jizhanggenulirenzhuburangzijidexintaibengkui,shenhuxilejixiaranhoujizijidaqi:“meishimeishi,bujiushimeidongxima,haishikeyigaodingde。”

shuowanjiuyilianmengbidechongzhe‘shicai’zouqu。yibianzuofanjizhanggehaiyibianxiangzheguaibudejiyunxizheimeshou,doushiedele。

kanlaizijixuyaozhuajinshijianzhengqianle,zhengleqiandebajibaobeihaohaobuyibu,zhengfayudeshihouni,kebunengezhe。

zaigudaimeiyoushenmejiangyou、jijing、weijingzhileide,zaizheiposhancunliyouyanchijiuyijingshihaodele。

jizhanggeyongganchaibaguodianzhe,zhunbeizhuyiguozhou,zhualebamitaoletao,guolifangshuikaishizhuzhou。

zhiyuzheiyecaima,jizhanggebatamenxiganjingfangzaileciwanli,meibanfa,jializhiyouyigeguo,zhoumeiyouzhuhaocaijiumeiyoubanfachao。

jizhanggeyibiantianchaizhuyizhehuohou,yibianchuichuishangmiandereqiyongshaozijiaobanzhezhou,manmandezhoudexiangqisiyi,xiangqipiaoyizaizhenggeyuanzi,zaizheipoyuanzilixiandegengjiayoushengqile。

guolebangeshichen,zhouzhongyuzhuhaole,jizhanggebazhoushengzailianggeciwanli,buduoyebushaogangganghaojiyunxitamenlianggehe。

jizhanggebaguoqinglileyixia,kaishichaoyecai,jialiyouguaziyou,buguobuduo,jizhanggexiaoxinyiyidewangguolimiandaozhe,shengpaduofangle,bijingzheiwuyixiweiguima。

caiyechaohaolezhouyezhuhaole,jizhanggeyoubashengxiadejigezamianwowotouduanlechulai,jiuzheiyangwufanjiuzuohaole。