第1章
“yeshaoyangni，kuairangtagunchulaihegunainaiwodongfang！”
erendaoshang，yiweiqiantuhouqiao，fubaimaomeideqingchunshaonvnumuchayaodao。
yiweimeifulanzhudamendao：“xiaowenrou，shaoyangzhengzaixizao，tahenkuaijiuchulaile。”
“xigezaoxibanxiaoshi？pianguini，kuairangtagunchulai，fouzewojiurangwobadaibingjiangerendaoyiweipingdi！”xiaowenroulenghengyisheng。
wunei，yiweiqingshoulaozhekanzhemianqiandenianqingrendao：“tuer，jintianshinidaxiderizi，yaokaixinyidian。”
“weishimeishenmesongnide，zheizhangcaishenzhizunkakeyihaolingquanqiushidacaituan，rangnizuoyongwanyizichan！”
“zheishiyaowangbaodian，limianjizailewushujingshiyishuhedanyaopeifang，suibianyiyangdounengyinqishijiezhendong，niwubiyaobaohuhao。”
“zheishixuanmenshisanzhenmiji，zhunishengsirenroubaiguwanquanbuzaihuaxia！”
“zheishishichuanwushiniandelongwangling，kehaolingdaxiashidazhanshen，youtazai，daxiashidazhanshendoujinidangxiaodi。”
yeshaoyangjiangzheixiedongxiyiyishouxiahou，guzuobushededao：“laotouzi，nishibushihaiyouyiyangdongxiwanglejiaojiwo？birunigangpeichengdetianxiaqidu——jianguangdao？”
“shi，weishiwanglezheichale。”
laozheyipainaomener，limacongshenshangtaochuleyipingyaodijileta，haibuwangdingzhudao：“tuer，zheiyaobudaowanbudeyibunengshiyong，jiusuanshiweishimeiyoujieyaoyekangbuzhu......”
tadehuagangshuowan，zhenggerenhuranzhongzhongdaozaidishang，huhudashuileguoqu。
“xiangrangwogenneizhimulaohujiehun？bukeneng！”yeshaoyesaihaogaizi，heiheiyixiao，jianglaozhesouguaganjinghoujiuconghoumenliule。
bangexiaoshihou，yidaoshaqitengtengdeshengyinzhendongzhenggeerendao：“yeshaoyang，rennitaodaotianyahaijiao，woxiaowenrouyeyaozhuazhuni，ranhouzhaganni！”
banrihou，daxiaguojiangzhoushiguojijichang。
yeshaoyangtizheyigeshepifenlihoudao：“zhengzhengshibanian，xiaoyezhongyucongerendaopaochulaile。”
zhouweizhirenjianzhuangdunshiyilianbiyi，zhenshixiangbalaojincheng，meijianguoshimian。
yeshaoyangduicihunbuzaiyi。
taziyoushigeguer，shibeierendaodelaotouzijianlaiyangdade。
laotouziduitameideshuo，budanchuanshoutawushu，yishu，daoshu，haijitaanpailejiugemeinvweihunqi。
yigeweihunqixiaowenrouzhengtianrangzheyaoshuileta，ruguobushiyeshaoyangpingjieqiangdadeshiliyudingli，kongpazaojiubaidaozaitadeshiliuqunzhixiale。
zheishibanianlai，laotouzibuyunxuyeshaoyangchudao，yeshaoyangzaidaoshangdoukuaibiefengle。
eryeshaoyangzheicichudao，yishiqujiantashengxianeibageweihunqi，ershixunzhaotadeqinshengfumu。
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangguazhejianga88888paizhaodelaosilaisihuanyingtinglexialai。
xiayike，zhijianyiweinanzixiachehouduizheyeshaoyangzhijielailegejiushidujugong，wubigongjingdedao：“chuyuanqingbaijianshaozhu！”
kandaozheiyimu，zhouweisuoyourendoujingdaile。
“nimenkan，neirenbushiwomenjiangzhoudeshoufuchuyuanqingme？”
“shitameicuo，wodetiana，tajuranxiangyigenianqingrenjugong？”
“nandaowomenkanzouyanle，neixiaozibushixiangbalao，ershishenmedarenwu？”
“nengrangtangtangjiangzhoushoufudiantouhayaode，cizibufana！”
“......”
yeshaoyangchoulechouchuyuanqing，meihaoqidedao：“shinia，nizenmezhidaowozaizheili？”
jiangzhoushishoufuchuyuanqing，wunianqianhuanshangganaiwanqi，xingdelaotouzixiangjiucaijianhuiyitiaoming。
zineizhihou，chuyuanqingbianrenlaojiahuoweizhu，eryeshaoyangyincichengweishaozhu。
chuyuanqingyilianchanmeidedao：“shaozhu，ningangyichudao，nindeshifujiulianxiwole，rangwowubiyaosihouhaonin。”
“gunduzi，woyoujiugeweihunqisihouwo，haiyongbushangniyigedalaoyemener。”
yeshaoyangbeitashuodexinliyizhenhanchen，taiqijiaoyazijiuyaozou。
chuyuanqingdunshijile：“shaozhu，wozhidaoninyousishiyaomang，zheiyangba，haodaijiwoliugelianxifangshi，fangbianwohuitoulianxinin，burandehua，nindeshifuhaibudezousiwoa。”
yeshaoyangzhidexieleyigedianhuahaomajita，houzhezheicaihuantianxididelikaile。
chuyuanqinggangyizou，yeshaoyangerhuabushuojiunachucongtuziyeyeneilitoulaideaifeng，jiweilaidedalaopofaletiaoxiaoxiguoqu：“dalaopo，wodaojiangzhoule，nizainaera？”
“叮咚。”
henkuai，duifangjiuhuifule：“laogong，woyoushizoubukai，wojinifagedingwei，nixiandagecheguolaiba，memeda，ainiyo。”
“haoba，dalaopo，woyoujuhuabuzhidangjiangbudangjiang。”yeshaoyangqiangrenzhujidongdazhezi。
“nishuo，renjiayidingmanzuni。”
“neige，woxiangkanheisi......”
“咯咯咯，坏蛋。”
meiguoduojiu，yizhangrangrenbixuekuangpendetuizhaotexiejiubeifaleguolai。
yeshaoyangmoleyibahalazi，bianzoubiandao：“jipina，guangshituidouzheimezheng，dalaopozhenrenbuzhidaoyouduomepiaoliang。”
tazouhoubujiu，jichangshangfangturanchuxianshijiawuzhuangzhishengji，zhijianshiwanshenzheheiserongzhuang，zhenqianghedandezhanshifengsuozhulezhenggejichang。
zhongrenhecengjianguozheidengzhenzhang，wubushihedesesefadou，manlianhairan。
天，又发生了什么？
xiayike，zhijianyiweiqingchunshaonvshaqitengtengdechonglejinlai。
yourenjianzhuangbujindaoxiyikoulengqi，hairanshishengdao：“neishi......huguozhanshenxiaokunlundejinweijun？”
“meicuo，jiushihuguozhanshenxiaokunlundejinweijun，guaiguai，shiwanjinweijunjitichudong，jiangzhoudetian......yaotalea！”
suoyourendoubeihedaole，yidongbugandong。
xiaowenrouhuanshisizhou，yishenglingxia：“suoyourenfengsuozhugegechukou，yidingyaojiwozhaodaoyeshaoyang！”
“是！”
shuqianrenshengxiangruleidong，zhijiebaoweilezhenggekeyunzhan。
xiaowenrouhuidongzheshoulidexiaopibian，henhenbuyi：“yeshaoyang，gunainaidenanrennishidangdingle，denggunainaizhaodaoleni，pibianlazhuquandoujinianpaishang。”