“aiyo！niqingdian！shoubulele！”
“nikebinineisiguishifuliqidaduole！”
tengyishangtangzheyimingshencaifengshuodeshaofu，lianshangbiaoqingfengqingwanzhong。
“fenjie！wozheishoufahaixingba？”
yangfanshizhilingdongdebuduanzaimeifujianbangyouzou。
meiyixiadourangjiaonendejifuyizhendezhandou。
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“轰！”
turanyuanchuchuanlaileyishengjuxiang，shashijianjiminggoujiaoluanzuoyituan。
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yangfanchenjijiangmeifubaozaihuaizhong，ganshouzheneirouruandejifuantan：
“zheishantadehaizhenshishihoua！”
“xiaofan！nei……neibushinijiame？”
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zhijianbanshanyaoshengqilegungunnongyan，neizhengshizijigenshifujuzhudedifang。
“卧槽！师父~”
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“师父……”
……
“shifu！niyishiyingmingzenmejiubeizasileni？”
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zaifenjiedebangzhuxia，yangfanjiangshifudeguanguofangzhizaixuanyazhishang。
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mingmingzuowanhaigenshifuchangliaode，zenmeturanrenjiumeileni？
“小帆！节哀啊！”
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suijiyouconghuaizhongmochuleyigexiaobaoguodileguoqu。
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“走了？”
jiuzaiyangfandeshenyingxiaoshidetongshi，yigeshengyinzaifenjieerbianxiangqi。
“aiyo！nizheigesiguihesilaoniangle！”
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yinweizheilaozhezhengshizijigangcaiqinshoumaizangdeshifu。
“nizheiyangshibushiduixiaofantaihenle？”
“ai！meibanfa！buzheimegantashibuhuixiashande！”
laozheyifuxianfengdaogudemoyang，lianshangqueshichongmanlewunai。
“可是……”
“fangxinhaole！wodouyijinganpaituodang，haijitadinglejimenqinshini！”
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“siyibianqu！nizheilaoseguibanitudidoudaihuaile！”
……
lingyibianyangfanyijinghuidaolecengjingjuzhuguodedifang。
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taxianzaidouyoudianhuaiyishibushishifujizijixiataole？
“确定是这？”
“meicuoa！zenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
jiuzaicishishenhouchuanlaileduihuasheng，yangfanhaoqideniutoukanqu。
faxianbuzhiheshilaileyinanyinv，cishikanzhefeixutaolunzheshenme。
neinvhaigenzijiniansuichabuduo，yishuangxiuzhangbaixidezhangtuirangrenbujinduokanjiyan。
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“xiaohuozi！qingwenzheilishibushizhuzheyiweiqingfengdaozhang？”
jiuzaicishineimingshaoweinianzhangdenanrenxiaohehedezouleguolai。
“你找我师父？”
qingfengdaozhangzhengshizijideshifudeminghao，buguoconglaimeirenlaibaifangguo。
“yuanlaishiqingfengdaozhangdegaotu，shilile！”
nianzhangnanrenwentinghuangmangpeizui，suihoumanshiqianchengdeshangqianxingli。
“qingwenqingfengdaozhangxianzaihechua？”
“死了！”
“啊？”
nianzhangnanrenshunjianlengzhu，tahaiyiweizijitingcuole。
“nishuoshenme？qingfengdaozhangsile？”
“duia！buxiaoxinbeizasile！woqinshoumaide！”
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taxinzhongsuiranyoudianhuaiyishifuzheicishijizijixiataole。
buguoweilenongqingchushenshi，tahaishijuedingxiashanzouyitang。
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tingdaoqingfengdaozhangbeizasile，neinvhaidunshijidekuaikuchulaile。
zijifuqinshenhuanguaibingmingxuanyixian，haoburongyidatingdaoqingfengdaozhanghuoxuhuiyoubanfa。
meixiangdaozheixialianzuihoudexiwangdoumeile，nandaoyaozhenyaokanzhefuqinjiuzheimesiqu？
“xiaojie！biezheji！yidinghaihuiyoubanfade！”
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yipangdenianzhangnanrenmengranxiangdaoleshenme，suijihuangmangxiangqianchongqu。
“高人留步啊！”
“恩？”
yangfantingdaozheihuabuyoudezhanzhulejiaobu，manlianhaoqidezhuanguoshenlai。
噗通！
xiayimiaonianzhangnanrenyijingguidaozaidi，buduandeketouzuoyi。
“qiuqiugaoren，dafacibeijiujiuwojialaoyeba！”