第5章
“he，nanrendezui，pianrendegui，nikeshiyoujiugeweihunqideren，nihuixiangwocaiguaile。”yanruoxueminzheyourendehongchunheleyishengdao。
“dalaopo，gentamenbiqilai，wozuixiangnile，yaoburanwozenmeyichudaojiudiyigelaijianni。”yeshaoyangxiaoxixidedao。
yanruoxueshitadediyigeweihunqi，shenhuaixuanyinzhiti，meidaoyueyuanzhiyetineidehanqijiuhuibaofa，zhudinghuobuguoershisui，shengburusi，yushiwunianqianyanjialaoyezijiujiangtasongdaoleerendaozhibing。
eryeshaoyangjiushiyinciheyanruoxuejieyuande，liangrenchaoxixiangchuleyigeyue，hushengqingsu，chudaoqianyanruoxuezhudonghexiexiahunshu，rangyeshaoyangchengnianhoujiuchudaolaiquta。
tingdaoyeshaoyangdedehua，yanruoxueaojiaoyixiao：“suannihuishuohua。”
tazheicaiwendao：“duile，laogong，nineijigeshifutongyinichudaole？”
“tamendangranbutongyile，suoyiwoshitoutoupaochulaide。”
yeshaoyangyibianshuozhe，yibiancongbozishangzhaixiayibajinyaochi，yuchujingrendedao：“dalaopo，kuai，rangwo......”
yanruoxuemeixiangdaotazheimezhijie，meimouxianshiyideng，jierqiaoliantonghongdedao：“laogong，shibushitaikuaile，renjiadouhaimeizuohaoxinlizhunbeini。”
zheiyaoshihuanchengqitananrengentashuozheihua，tazaojiuyibazhanghuguoqule，waijiayijiduanzijuesunjiao。
“bukuai，yidiandoubukuai，weilezheiyitian，woyijingdengleshibanianle。”yeshaoyangwubihoujidedao。
“bu......buxing，renjialaiqinqile，gai......gaitianba。”
zaishuozheihuadeshihou，yanruoxueganjuezijidexindoukuaibengdaosangziyanerle。
“啥亲戚？”
“bendan，jiushidayima......”
“汗！”
yeshaoyangchadianmeiyitouzaidaozaidi：“dalaopo，naolebantian，ganqingniyiweiwoxiangshuinia？”
“nandaobushi，nigexiaohuaidan，wunianqianjiutoukanrenjiaxizao，meixiangdaoxianzaigengsele。”yanruoxuejiaoxiudeduozhejiao。
“dalaopo，niwuhuiwole，woduinimeineifangmiandexiangfa，wozhishixiangkanyixianibozishangneibahuangsezhangmingsuoeryi。”yeshaoyangchadianyikoulaoxuepenchu。
jiugeshifushuoguo，tashitianshengzhizun，naiheyishengxialaitineijiubeirendarulejiudaojiasuo。
xiangyaojiefengzheijiudaojiasuo，xuyaojiangtadejiachuanjinyaochifenbiedakaijiubabenmingzhangmingsuo。
zheijiubazhangmingsuofenbiebeipeidaizaijiugebutongtizhidenvrenshenshang。
ganghao，tamendoushiyeshaoyangdeweihunqi。
erdalaopoyanruoxuebozishangcikeguazhede，jiushijiubazhangmingsuozhongdehuangsebenmingzhangmingsuo。
zhixuyaoqingqingdedakaineibasuo，yeshaoyangjiunengjiefengtineidiyidaojiasuo，shunjianburuzongshizhijing！
zheiyeshiyeshaoyangweishenmehuixuanzetaohun，sizipaochudaozhaodaoyanruoxuedeyuanyin。
“nishuoshenme？niduiwomeineifangmiandexiangfa？”yanruoxueyaozhexiaobaiya，yanshenshaqitengtengdedao。
gunainai**zhongyou36d，zheihuojuranduitameiyoubandianxiangfa。
yeshaoyangquebuzhidaotazaixiangshenme，wenyanlimazuzhoufashidao：“duia，dalaopo，nijiufangxinba，wojiushiduimuzhuchanshengxiangfa，yebuhuiduiniyouxiangfade。”
“滚！”
yanruoxueqidexiongteng，henbudeyibazhangpaisita。
zheigexiao**，qibushizaishuogunainailianmuzhudouburu？
zheishi，tadeshoujixiangle，tadangzheyeshaoyangdemianjiujietingleqilai。
dengguaduandianhuahou，yanruoxuedeqiaolianbiandeyipianshabai。
“dalaopo，chushenmeshile？”yeshaoyanghaoqidedao。
yanruoxuewubiweiqudekulechulai：“laogong，wojializhidaowomendaleshenchaoyihou，zhengzaizhaokaijiazudahui，yaobawozhuchujiazu......”
yeshaoyangyilianwugudedao：“dalaopo，weishenmewodalexingshendejiahuo，tamenjiuyaobanizhuchujiazuwa？”
“laogong，niyousuobuzhi，zicongwoyeyeliangnianqianguoshihou，womenyanjiadeshengyiyitianburuyitian，wonainaihedabotamenweileniuzhuantuishi，jiudasuanbawojiajijiangzhouhaomenshenjiadashaoshenchao，weicitamenhaigenshenjiajieleshigeyi。”
“zheiliangnianlai，jiazuyizhizaibiwo，shenchaoyegengoupigaoyaodeduiwosichanlanda，kedoubeiwojujuele，shenchaonaoxiuchengnuzhixia，gangcaijiuxiangduiwoluanlai，haozainiganlaile。”
yanruoxuemoleyibalei，yanjinghonghongde，kanshangquhenshichuchukelian。
yeshaoyangdanudao：“haoyigeyanjia，jingganruciqifuren，dalaopo，jirantamenyaobanizhuchujiazu，neinijiuruletamendeyuanba，zheiyangdepojiazubudaiyeba。”
“bu......buxing。”
yanruoxuedunshijiujile：“buxing，yeyelinsiqianzhutuowoyidingyaotitadalihaoyanjia，woshitajianlaiyangdade，wobukeyigufutadeqiwangde。”
“haoba，buguannizuoshenmewodouzhichini，zheiyangba，wopeiniquyitangyanjia，wodaoyaokankandouyounaxierenganqifuni。”yeshaoyangxiaoxixidedao。
“hao，laogong，nidengwoquyitangweishengjian。”yanruoxueshuowanjiuzoujinleweishengjian。
tagangyizou，yeshaoyangdeshouji**jiuxiangleqilai：“zhifubaodaozhangwubaiwan。”
“wei，nawei？”yeshaoyangwendao。
“xiaoshenyi，woshitangyuanqinga，zhiqianwomenzaidabacheshangjianguode。”
tangyuanqingzaidianhualibigongbijingdedao：“xiaoshenyi，woyijingbaneishiyibaqianwanchouhaole，ninzainali，womashangqinzijininsongguolai。”
“e，nisongdaoyanjia，jiaojiyanjiadaxiaojieyanruoxueba。”yeshaoyangeleyishengdao。
dengtaguaduandianhuahou，yanruoxuecongweishengjianlizoulechulai，zhudongqianqileyeshaoyangdeshou。
“laogong，womenzouba。”
dangyeshaoyangyuyanruoxueshouqianshoujingguobangongqudeshihou，wushuyuangongwubudengdaleyanjing，manlianbukesiyidekanzheliangren。
“wodetian，womeikancuoba？yanzongjingranheyigemoshengnanrenshouqianshoude？”
“shia，yaozhidaoyanzongkeshichulemingdebingshannvshena，buzhidaojujueleduoshaonanrendezhuiqiu。”
“nimenkanneixiaozi，dabanlaotubushuo，chuanzhehaiwubihansuan，yifuxiangbalaojinchengdeyangzi，yanzongjingranhuikanshangzheiyangderen。”
“cangtian，dadi，zhenshihaobaicaidourangzhujigonglea。”
tingzhezhongrenduizijideyilun，yeshaoyangditoukanlekanziji，lianseheidegentanside。
gezheiyishendabanzaipinxixikeshixiaoliangdiyide，haopingguobaiwan。
怎么就成乡巴佬了？
嫉妒！
nimenzheishi**luodejidu！
jiantaliansebuhaokan，yanruoxuecaifanyingleguolai，dangjikanxiangqizhongliangweiyuangongdao：“xiaowu，xiaoliu，nimengangcaishuoshenme？zaishuoyici！”
mingjiaoxiaowuhexiaoliudeyuangonglianseshuadeyixiajiubaile，zhanqilaijiejiebabadedao：“yanzong，wo......womenmeishuoshenmea。”
yanruoxuemianruohanshuangdedao：“nimenbieganle，qucaiwulingwangongzigundanba。”
liangrenshunjiantanruanzaidi，henbudechouzijijigedazuibazi。
yanruoxuezaiciqianzheyeshaoyangdeshou，muguangweiyaquanchang：“jidajiajieshaoyixia，zheishiwoweihunfuyeshaoyang，nimenyihousheiyaoshigankanbuqita，xiachangjiuhexiaoliutamenyiyang！”
“bieshuotabushixiangbalao，jiusuantashi，neiyeshiwoyanruoxuerendingdenanren！”
“wodenanrenbukeru！”