第5章
kandaolaotaitaizuozaitingtangliyibianchizhuozishangbaidehongshu，yibianduichizaocandeyunyanmamalieliede：“qizheimewanlianzhushidoumeidenichia！haichichi，chisinisuanle！”
yunjijintingzhezheihuahuomaosanzhang。
paobierenjialicengchicenghe，bukeqidianhaimarenjia？！
要不要脸了！
yunjijincongchuangzifanchuqu，ranhoucongzhengmenqiaoqiaozoujinbeiduizhemendelaotaitai。
kandaoyunjijinnieshouniejiaodizoudaolaotaitaishenbian，yunyandaizhileyishun，suihouyouyoudianjinzhangleqilai。
yunjijinchuilechuilaotaitaierduo，laotaitaiwangpangbiankanleyixia。faxianmeiyouren，tazhoulezhoumei，gangxiangqunafangzaiyipangdehongshu，quefaxianyipanhongshubujianle。
takanyunyandizhetouchifan，sihaomeiyourenheyichangdeshihou，neixindunshiyouxiexuleqilai。
bijingzheishibeitachentangdeyunjijinjiali......
huran，taganjueyoushuididaozijidenaodaishang。
laotaitaimanmianhuangkongdimanmantaitouwangshangkan，quejianyunjijinyizhangfangdadelianzaizijidetoudingshang，tahaidiaozheshetou，fanzhebaiyan。
“a！！”laotaitaibeihedegandanjulie，niaoyidunshixiongyongerlai，congyizishangfangunxialai，tayibianjianjiaoyibianhuizheshou：“zoukaizoukai！nishizijihuogaide！nibiezhaowo！”
yunyankantabeiyunjijinhedeyanleidouchulaile，nulibiezhexiao。
yunjijintuzheshetou，yuqiguzuoaiyuandishuo：“haiwominglai......wosideyuana......banijialugeerpeiwozuobanba......yaoburanjiuranglugeerbuju......”
laotaitaihedekudangyoushiyichuanlai，talishengdahan：“gunkaigunkai！”
yunjijincoujinta，shengyinliangliangdishuo：“neinizheigelaodongxipeiwomingba！”
“a！！”laotaitaijianjiaozhe，shouyongliyitui。
yunjijinbeituidehoutuihaojibu，suihoupuchiyishengxiaolechulai：“niyehuipaa？xiaoxine，wofudamingda，shuominglaotiandouzhidaowoshihaorenbushouwo。daoshinizheigewuebuzuodelaotaipo，nisharenhaizuibaedu，xiaoxinyelizhuangguie。”
laotaitaibeihedejihuyaoyunjue，tahunshendazhan，liankuzidouniaoshile。
sheizhijingshiyunjijinyunongziji！
taqidejihuxiangyaolijizailezheigexiao**！
baishuangcongcongmangmangcongchufanglipaochulai，kanlaotaitaikuzishangdeniaohen，zaikantamuziyuliedezhengningyangzi，ganjinzouguoqubayunjijinjihuzaishenhou。
laotaitaigandaoqiansuoweiyoudeqichidaru，tazhanqilaiduibaishuanghoudao：“niganhuzhezheixiao**，wojintianlianniyiqishoushi！pianqianbuhaihaizhuangsihairen，liutayitiaomingjiushihuohaiwomenqishuicun！”
baishuangjinjinhuzheyunjijin，tamianlujifenqiangyingdishuo：“niang，bushiniliutayitiaoming，ershitazijimingda，yitiaomingdiyiliangyinzi，zheishiqingjiuguole。meisinijiuxiangrangrensidiercima？nibupazaobaoyingma？”
laotaitaitingdaotadehua，xiangshiburenshitayiyang。
ranerxiayimiaotashangqianlaijiuyaochoubaishuangyierguang，yunjijinganjinjiangbaishuangladaoyibian。
laotaitaipulegekong，langbeideyilieju，chadianmeishuaigegoukenshi。
“nigemeirenyaode**haiganduo！”laotaitainushengmazhezaicishangqianqudabaishuang。
“nainai，nibiedawoniang！”yunyanshangqianlai，sisibaozhetadeyao，dalidelazheta。
yaoshiyiwang，yunyanyehuirenqitunshengde，danshijintianmuqindoufankangleqilai，tayebuhuizairenxiaqu。
忍这老太婆好久了！
yixiangrenqitunshengdeyijiahurandouyingqiqilai，zheiranglaotaitairuheren？tayonglizhuazheyunyandetoufa，zuilimamalieliede：“xiao**，pingniyepeipengwo？！”
baishuangjianci，lijishangqianlaiyaojiejiuyunyan，quebeitatuidezhuangdaozhuozishang，tamozheyaomeitoujinjinzhouzhe，zuilixizheqi。
yunjijinzhenshidiyicijiandaozheiyangbujiangdaolidelaotaitai，neiyinziyuanzhugenbenjiumeidedao，tazhisuoyinengchuandaoyuanzhudeshentili，shiyinweiyuanzhupianleanziluyiliangyinzizaihuilaidelushang，beirendale。
erwangtubatadayunjiangyinzinahuilaiderenjiushianziludemuqin，dantadadaoleyuanzhudesixueshang，barenzhijiedasile。
suihoutanaleyuanzhushenshangneiyiliangyinzi，chenzhebaishuanghehaizimendouchuquzhongtian，bayijingsiwangdeyuanzhusonghuilai。
yunjijinnuhuozhongshao，yonglituikailaotaitai，tapaodaobaishuangdeshenbian，jiangtafuzhezuohao，tazaidengxianglaotaitai：“nixiangkengzouwojiayimutianyiweiwobuzhidao？erqiedaniangchenjidayunwo，batanggejiwodeyiliangyinzinahuiqule，daniangyiweizijizuodetianyiwufeng，danshiqueyourenkanjianle！nizaidongshoudawojiarenshishikan，wolijizhuanggaoxianlaoyeneiqu，daoshihourenzhengchulaizhizheng，daniangmoucaihaimingdezuimingpashipaobudiaole！”
laotaitaimeixiangdaotahuizhidaozheixie，dunshilianshangyouxiexinxu，danhenkuai，tajiulizhiqizhuangdao：“nigexiaojiantizishaohushuobadao！”
shuozhetajiuyaolailazhuaiyunjijin。
raneranyequehurancongwaimianhuilai，tachenzheliankanzhelaotaitaidao：“niang，nizheishizuoshen？”
anyedeshengyinbiqizuotianyaoqixizulehenduo，erqieyebuzaihecongqianneiyangzongyifuxishiningrendetaidu。
laotaitaixinzhongyileng，lianshangdaizhechayi。
pingshibinglaotangzaichuangshangdeanye，jinrijuranyenengxiachuangle？kanyangzihaichuquganledianhuoyiyang。
yunjijinyikananye，dunshihongzheyanjinghandao：“adie，tabaaniangtuideyaozhuangshangle，aniangqimadebangeyuebunengganzhonghuole！”
yuanshenduianyelengmo，danyunjijinbuhui。
tadehaohaobazheiyijiadeqinqingjingyinghao，yijiarenliliangda，youshiqinghaoshangliang，zongbiyipansanshabeirenqiruhao！
anyeyinweitagenzijigaozhuang，weiweiyizheng。
yinweiyunjijincongdaoanjialai，jiumeihanguota，yecongbuhetashuohua，gengshenzhiyinweitabinglaohaihenxianqita。
tahenjingya，danyehenxinwei。
“wojiuqingqingyituijiubangeyuebunengganhuole？！haiyiweizigeershidahurenjiachulaidejiaoguixiaojieni！wopei！”laotaitaisihaobukuijiudichaofeng。
“niang，wobuguannijinrishangmenlaidarendemudeshishenme，danshizuoerdeshiqingzuoerlejie。guijuniyelile，jinergaifudamingda。xiwangniangyihouzhaowoniangzihehaizimenzuoshiqingshikeqidian，buranjinergangcaishuodeshiqing，woyeyaoquxianyaqingrenlaichecha。”anyeshuohuahensiwen，danjujudouqiangyingleqilai。
lianbeichentangdeyunjijindouyouyicihuoxialaidejihui，eranyexiang，youleyunjijindeyishu，taweishenmebunenghaohaodehuoxialaini？
baishuangweitafuchutaiduole......qieyunjijinzuowanyejiuleta，zheiranganyeduishenghuoyouyoulexiwang。
jialiyougelangzhongnver，tabuhuizaichanmianbingta，tuoleiqierle。