第六章两个耳光
neiqunhunhuntingdaobaogedehua，bianfenfenchaozheyefengshaleguoqu。
yefenglenghengyisheng，shenziyidong，yourumenghuxiashan，shibukedang。
meidachuyiquan，bianyouyiminghunhundeleigubeitadaduan。
meitichuyijiao，bianyouyiminghunhundaofeichuqu，zuihouzhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang。
budaosanfenzhongdeshijian，baogedailaideneibanghunhunshouxia，quandoubeitaliaodaole。
yishijian，canjiaoshengzaibaogedeerbian，butingdexiangleqilai。
kandaoyanqiandecanzhuang，baogedoukongzhibuzhudedaqiduosuo。
zheiyike，tadelianshangxiemanlekongjuzhise。
yefengshoushiwanneiqunhunhun，lianshangdaizheyimodandandexiaorong，chaozhebaogehuanhuandezouleguolai。
“ni......niyaoganshenme？”
baogeshengyinzhandou，cikekanzheyefeng，jiuxiangshikandaoleemoyiyang。
“送你上西天！”
yefengyanshenyilin，lianshangluchuwujinshayi。
zheijuhuadengyujibaogepanleyigesixing。
zaidezhiyexiaohanshitanverdeshihou，tabianananfashiyaohuyexiaohanyibeizizhouquan。
rujinbaogexiangdaizouyexiaohan，yefengziranshinule。
longyounilin，chuzhibisi。
yexiaohanbianshiyefengdenilin。
baogeshenzidaleyigehanzhan，cishitafangfotingdaosishenzhaohuandeshengyin。
zheiyike，tadeneixinyijingbeikongjusuozhanju，shenzhiwendaolesiwangdeweidao。
tayanzhuziyizhuan，kanxiangleqinkexinshenhoudeyexiaohan。
lianshangluchuyimoxise，jiezhewangdishangcuileyikou。
“niyaoshiganshalewo，niyongyuanyezhaodaoshenyanneigejiannvren。”
tingdaozheihua，yefengzhenggerenweiweiyileng，zhanzaiyuandizhijietinglexialai。
taxinzhongsisuoyifan，kaikouwendao：“nizhidaoshenyanzainali？”
“zhidao，dangranzhidao！”
baogehahayixiao，gangcaihedecanbaidelian，huifuyisixuese。
takandaoyefengtinglexialai，jiuganjueyoubabingbeitawozaishouliyiyang。
yefengbuganqingyibatazenmeyang。
yishijian，tayoubiandexiaozhangqilai，shenzhidaoleyoushiwukongdedibu。
“啪！”
keshihaimeidengtadeyiduojiu，yidaoqingcuideerguangshengbianxiangleqilai。
queshiyefengzhongzhongdaletayigeerguang。
zheiyierguangdadetebiedezhong，yigeerguangxiaqu，baogedeyachidoubeichoufeileliangke。
“你......”
baogeshuangyanyuanzheng，ehenhendedengzheyefeng，shuangyanzhizhongdoukuaipenchuhuolai。
“看什么看！”
“haibudaiwoquzhaoshenyan。”
yefenglenghengyizhi，fanshouyouchoulebaogeyigeerguang。
zheiyibazhangxiaqu，youchoufeilebaogeliangkeyachi。
“是！”
baogebeiyefenglianchoulelianggeerguang，bianbuganzaitamianqianjixuzhuangbi。
tahuileyiju，bianchaozhefujindemianbaochezouleguoqu。
“kexin，nibangwozhaoguhaoxiaohan，fangxinwoyidinghuibashenyananquandedaihuilai。”
“hao，niyaoshuodaozuodao，wozaijialidengnimenpinganguilai。”
qinkexindianlediantou，gangcaiyefengdebiaoxian，rangtakandaoleyisixiwang。
yefengdianlediantou，kanleyiyanqinkexinshenhoudeyexiaohan，bianzhuanshenchaozhemianbaochezouleguoqu。
dengyefengshangleche，zuozaijiashiweidebaoge，lianshangluchuyimonanyichajuedexiaorong。
cishixinzhongyijingyouleduifuyefengdeduji。
tatongguohoushijingkanleyiyanzuozaihoupaideyefeng，xinzhonganzidigu。
“tiantangyoulunibuzou，diyuwumennipianchuang。”