第4章 娶个傻子做王妃

yanqingchenxiankaigaitou,jingyadekanzhexiniang。

“ninshikaiwanxiaodeba,chengqinhaiyaoxinniangzijijinqude?xinlangshisidema?!”

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“shenme?!neitashishei,yaobuyaobatahongchuqu?!”

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“bubile,jiutaba。”

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“wa,nizhenlihai,tuiquelejingranhainenghoukongfan!”

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“进去拜堂吧。”

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“nimandianwodetuishoushangle!”

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“wangyetashibushifengle?”

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