第0005章 蠢驴骂谁?

di0005zhangchunlvmashei?

chenhuaianzaishengchenyanhuishang,bodejiazhuqinanshanhuanxindeshi,henkuaibianzaiqinfuchuankai。

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ziranyefanbushanggaibiantaidu。

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横竖都不对!

“xinglexingle,biechezheixiemeiyongde!”

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“naweiyouhaodeshiwen,bufangxianshanglaizhanshiyifan?”

taozhangsaoshizhuweicaizi,xiaowendao。

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“好!好诗!”

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ningshizaiyipangkanzhe,mianluxinweizhise。

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“babuzhinei,jingnengxiejiurucishipian!zheitaozhangdecaixue,guoranbusu!”

她心想。

suishiduitaozhangshiwenzhong,neizifengfuxudexingweipoyouxiebuyue,danquebudebuchengren,taozhangqueshiyouguorendecaixue!

fanguanchenhuaian......

xiangdaocichu,qinqiuyanbumianfachuyishengqingtan。

kanlaijinri,chenhuaianbibaiwuyile......

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一举两得!

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胜券在握!

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chenhuaianzaixintoubuxiexiaoma。

shibucuo,queshishijianlewencai,poyougongdi。

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不过如是!

dangran,ningshisihaobujieyizheixie,zheishi,tatingdeshufu。

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“该你了。”

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着实可笑!