第3章 休了她!

caoshimuzhuyiyanghaojiaosheng,gezheqiangdouzhendejinweiweierduofama。

“咣咣咣!”

youshiyizhenjicudezamensheng,zheicishifengtuhu:

“nigechouyatou,haibukuaijiwosichulai,shuoqingchu,wojintiankeyagenerjiumeijianguoni!”

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“nigelangtizi,xianqugou-yinnifengshushu,youpaoqugenqigaishuijue,wokannijiushiyigetianshengdeyingdanghuo!”

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benlaijiusuibianxizhudebaoguogangfeidaobankongzhongjiusankaile,caoshidedongxi“hualala”xiangtiannvsanhuayiyangsanluoleyidi,qizhongyigehongdudouhaibeiguazaileyigenshuzhishangsuifengpiaoyao,yindezhongrenyizhenhongxiao。

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“dajiaqiaojianle,wofengshushuduotingwoerniangdehua,nimenbuzhidao,tamenkeshijingchangtangzaiwojiachuangshangshuoqiaoqiaohuani!”

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“wozaojiukanchulaitamenliangbuduijingle!”

“kebu?shangciwoshuokanjianfengtuhumolecaoshi**,nihaibuxin?”

“zhenshitilaojinbuzhidea,zenmexuxianxulezheimeyige**!”

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“woyaoshisile,zheigejiajiuchediguiletale,woneilaoshiyoukeliandediedie,haibubeizheigehuainvrenqifusi?wuwuwu……”

tingdaorucicanshi,cunminmendunshiqunqingjifen,renqunzhongbuzhidaoshisheituranhanleyiju:

“zheinvrenzheimehuai,youtouhanziyouhainver,hailiutaganshenme?xiuleta!”

“对,休了她!”

yishijian,zhongrenfenfenfuhe,zuihoujingranbianchengledajiayiqinahan:

“xiuleta,xiuleta!”

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“siyatou,nichulai,woyaogennipingenisiwohuo!”

哗啦!

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