第03章 我没素质

anshijituanzongcaibangongshi。

wuliugebiqinglianzhongdebaoanmanyanfennudengzhezuozaiyizishangdesunhao。

duifangshenzheyitaoxizhuang,shuangtuisuiyidazaibangongzhuo,haiyouxiandehezhechashui,wanquanyifububazijidangwairendezitai。

“gaisi,biepenganzongdebeizi……”

kandaosunhaozheibanmoyang,wangshengrenbuzhudishengpaoxiaodao。

zheijiahuo,daletamenyidunyejiubale,xianzaihaiganpaodaoanzongbangongshiyaowuyangwei,zheshiguofen!

tayouxinxiangzaijiaoyixiexiongdi,basunhaozheiwangbadanjirengchuqu。

naihe,wangshengxinliqingchu,sunhaodeshenshoujiweikongbu,tamenzheixiexiaobaoan,genbenbushitadeduishou。

erqiezheijianshizhidaonaodale,daoshihou,anshijituanyijianzongdemingsheng,douhuishoudaofumianyingxiang。

sunhaobuyiweiyideyixiao,dao:“bupagaosunimen,anshijituanzhisuoyihuichuxiancaiwuweiji,kequandoushiwomenshengshijituandegonglao。”

“nimenjiaanzongxiangnahuineiwuqianwan,qiantijiushisihouwoyiwan,suoyi……tarendoushiwode,hekuangyigebeizi?”

huayinluoxia,sunhaobuzhiyouyiwuyi,haishenchushetoutianlexiabeizidebianyuan,yebuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme,bizheyanjing,manlianhuiweiwuqiong。

anlanhesunliliganghuilai,jiutingdaozheiyangyifanhua,liangrenshenxingjieshiyizhan,lianseyouxienankan。

zhishibudenganlankaikou,sunliliyijingkuaibuchongjinbangongshi。

tashunshouchaoqiyibayizi,henhenchaosunhaozaleguoqu。

“laoniangdasinigelaihama!”

tingdaonvrendezhoumasheng,sunhaodouranzhengkaiyanjing,nazhidao,yibayiziyingmianfeileguolai。

sunhaoshensezhoubian,shuangtuitiaojianfanshezaibangongzhuoshangyongliyideng,xiayimiao,lianrendaizongcaiyiyiqishuaidaodishang。

xinghaotashenshoubucuo,zhedishunjianyongshouchengzhuliangbiandimian,caibuzhiyuranghounaoshaozhedi。

“砰!”

yizizakong,sunlilibusixin,zhengdasuanzaiyongzhuozishangdeyanhuigang,zasizheiwangbadanshi。

“臭娘们,找死!”

sunhaoyigefanshenerqi,suijiyijiaohenhenchuaishangtadexiaofu,jiangrentidaozaidi。

jugaolinxianizhewuzheduzimanmiancangbaidesunlili,talianshanghaowubandianlianxiangxiyuzhiqing。

“lili,nimeishiba?”anlanxindigedeng,kuaibuzoudaosunlilishenbian,jiangqixiaoxinyiyichanfuqilai。

sunlilitengdeshuobuchuhua,weileburanganlandanyou,tahaishiyaoleyaotou。

“sunhao,nidaodihaishibushiren,liannvrendouda?”anlandengzhesunhao,yizhangqiaolianbiandejiweinankan。

“anzongzheihuakejiuyanzhongle。”sunhaolengsaolesunliliyiyan,dao:“bijingshinimishuxiandongdeshou,woma,buguozhengdangfangwei。”

“woyaoshixiangzhuijiu,nizheimishukongpazhinengjianglaodizuochuan,dangranle,woyeshidongdelianxiangxiyuderen,zhiyaoanzongdayingpeiwoyiwan,ganggangdeshi,wokeyidangmeifasheng。”

shuozhe,sunhaokanxianganlanlongqideduzi,changkuangzhongdaizhejifenwanwei。

“anzong,niduiwaixuanchengzijizhangpangle,dannizhenyiweisuoyourendoushishazi?”

“niyaoshibulaolaoshishipeiwodehua,mingtian,zhenggejiangchengderendouzhidaoniweihunxianyun,daoneishi,nizheigezongcaideweizhi,pashihennanbaozhua。”

“sunhao,nige**!laonianggennipinle!”jiansunhaoruciwuruanlan,sunlilimanliannuhuo。

dangjiyegubushangtengtong,zhengdasuanchongshangqiangenduifangpinmingshi,jianbangshangqueduochuyizhidashou。

judadeliliang,rutongtieqianban,renyoutaruhenuli,shizhongzhengtuobukai。

“linchen,nijiworangkai!”

“jintianwoyaoshibudasizheisunzi,jiushitayangde!”

sunliliyangtoukanzheneizhishoudezhuren,shentibuduanzhengzhazhe。

“lili,nituixia!”anlantongyanghenshengqi,taquebingweiwanquanshiqulizhi。

wuliugebaoandoubushisunhaodeduishou,sunliliyigenvhaizi,chongshangquyebuguoshiyiluanjishi。

yipangdelinchen,kanzhexiaozhangzhijidesunhao,tameitouyitiao,shunshijianganlanhesunlililadaozijishenhou。

mianshangdaizhejifendanran:“dajiashinanrendeshi,nimenlianggenvrenxiachanheshenme?”

“zaishuole,zheiniantou,yujianwentizanmenyaowenmingdian,dongbudongjiudaren,yetaimeiyousuzhile。”

“shishiwuzheweijunjie,kanlai,nimenanshijituanhaishiyoucongmingren……”sunhaoyangyangdeyi,ranerbudengtashuowan,yigebazhanghaowuyuliaoluozaitalianshang。

“砰!啊啊啊……”

sunhaodeshentilianliandaotui,zuihouzhuangxiangzhuojiao,neizhuozidegaoduzhenghaoyutakudangchuqigao。

后果,可想而知。

zhenggebangongshixiangqishazhubandecanjiao。

jianzhuang,linchencongkoudailitaochuyimeiheisexiaoyaowan,buzhehenjiderengjinsunhaozuili。

suirantaheanlanshijiajiehun,danmingyishangyeshilinchendelaopobushi?

beirenzheibanqiru,taruhenengren?

kandaozheiyimu,anlanmeimouzhongshanguoyimochayi,zheijiahuojuranzheimenengda?

sunlilihezaichangbaoanzerenbuzhuzhichouzuijiao,shuohaodewenming,shuohaodedarenmeiyousuzhini?

jianzhongrenyilianmengbi,linchensongsongjianbangdao:“buhaoyisi,wozheirenmeisuzhi。”

“pu!”anlanhesunliliyigemeirenzhu,zhijiexiaoleqilai。

zheijiahuo,yetai**leba?

meisuzhidoukeyishuodezheimelizhiqizhuang!

“xiao……xiaozi,nizhidaowoshisheima?jiuganduiwodongshou?”sunhaowuzhekudang,yilianshayi。

zheixiaozibujindaleziji,haichadianfeiletaminggen,zheibizhang,bixurangzheigoudongxixuechang!

“啪!”

huidasunhaode,youshiyigexiangliangdebazhang。

linchenshouhuidarendeshou,sixiaofeixiaodao:“wobuzhidaonishishei,dannixuyaozhidaowoshishei。”

“ni、shi、shei!”lianxubeichoulelianggebazhang,sunhaobaotiaorulei,zhijiecongyafengzhongjichusangezi。

“我是你爸爸。”

“xiaozi,nitemejuranganshuawo?”sunhaomouseyilin,xunsucongyaojiantaochuyibaduandao,zhizhibijinlinchen。

“xiaoxin!”kanzheneibaminghuanghuangdeduandao,anlanxindigedeng。

“diaochongxiaoji,yeganzainibabamianqianbanmennongfu?”linchenbuxieyixiao,shuangshoumengditanchu,jingzhunwuwuzhuazhusunhaodeshouwan。

shouxinweiweiyongli,yidaogutousuiliedeshengyin,chaneixiangqi。

“aaaa!”zuanxinbandetongchu,rangsunhaozaicirenbuzhucanjiaoqilai。

“dage,ninengbunengbiexiajiaohuana?”

“zheishengyin,biwomencunshazhudeshengyinhainanting。”

linchentaoletaoerduo,yilianbuman。

shuoba,fanshouyiquanzazaitademianmenshang。

“pu!”sunhaotuchuyikoulaoxue,limianjiazazheliangkemenya。

“xiongdi,tinggegeyijuquan,zaodianbaqianhaile,yekeyizaodiangundan。”

linchenyouxielianmindekanleyansunhao。

suijibiandalieliedezuozaianlanneibazongcaiyishang,xuezhesunhaoxianqiandemoyang,jiangshuangtuidazaibangongzhuo。

haibieshuo,zheizishitingshutandema。

sunhaokanleyandishangdeliangkemenya,tazhidaozijijintiansuanshitidaotiebanle。

zheixiaozishigeshenzangbuludegaoshou,yaoshijixugenduifangjiaoban,kongpazhihuibeinvedegengcan。

君子报仇十年不晚!

sunhaokuaisucongkoudailitaochuyizhangzhipiao,shuashuashuaxiexiawuqianwan。

“peng!”linchenzhishisaoleyanneizhangzhipiao,bianhaobukeqiyijiaotidaosunhaodexiaotuidu。

buyuedao:“nazhangpozhidangwuqianwan,nipianguini?”

“gaosuni,xiaoyecongmingzheni,jinerge,yaoshimeishoudaowuqianwanxianjin,nizheikouyahuiyikebusheng!”

wenyan,sunhaochadianbeiqituxue。

zhenbuzhidaoanshijituancongnalinonglaiyigeshanyexiaozi!

lianzhipiaodouburenshidechunhuo。

“keke……zheigeshizhipiao,bushipozhi。”sunliliqingkeyisheng,xiaoshengtixingdao:

“zhiyaotazaizhipiaoshangqinbiqianming,jiukeyiquyinxingduihuanwuqianwan。”

linchenyandishanguoyimoganga,mianshangquebujinbuman。

“nimenyiweiwobuzhidaozhipiao?xiaohua,wozhishizhaogeliyouchuaitaeryi,duilesunhao……”

linchenkanxiangjigebiqinglianzhongdebaoan,zhixiangxunsuzhuanyihuati。

“nidalezheijigexiongdi,zenmezheyegaimeirenpeichanggebaibashiwandeyiliaofeiba?”