第1章 突如其来的绿帽

“啊.....”

xipoyishengjianjiao,gaiguolebianpaodexiangsheng:“a.....sirenle,sirenle,xin......xinniangzizishale!”

qiwangfumenqiangangcaihaishilianliandedaohesheng,xianzaiqueshiyipianhuaran。

“sile?”yishenhongzhuangdeqiwangzuijiaoshangyang,yanshenxili,yilianbuxiedejifeng;“sile,silezhenghao,zhijietaihuitaiweifu,kebiezanglebenwangdeqiwangfu。”

binkemenfangdileshengyinqieqiesiyu:“zaojiutingwen,qiwangsuihetaiweifudedaxiaojiedingxialehunyue,danquezhongqingtaiweifudeerxiaojie,cengjingliangcixiangbixiachenqingtuihuntaqu,kedaxiaojiequezhongqingqiwang,taihuangtaihoubuyun,zheicaimianqiangdayingzheimenqinshi,bixiaweileanfuqiwang,rangtaiweifuliangweiqianjinxiajia,daxiaojieweifei,erxiaojieweiqie,zheidaxiderizi,zheidaxiaojiehaohaodezenmejiuxunleduanjianni?”

xipohaishidiyicijiandaozheidengjiashi,zhuangzhedanzizoujinjiaozi,sesesuosuodechexiaxinniangzidegaitou,shenshouqushitanxinniangzidebixi。

xijiaolikanqilaiyanyanyixidexinniangzi,turanzhengkaileshuangyan,kongdongdewanglesizhou,hedexipolianlianhoutuiyigeliangqianghenhendeshuaizaidishang。

“zha.....zhashile!”

jiaozilideyinningzhouzhemeitou,qingqingdedongleyixiashenzi,tongdekeleyisheng。

“ke......zheishizenhuihuishi,wonandaomeisi,zheishinali。”

jide,zijizaiyanjiusuozuoshiyan,quebeiyiqundaituxiji,daituxiangqiequtamendezuixinyanjiuchengguo,weimiyaoku,yaokusuiranzhiyouyigediaozhuidedaxiaodanquezhuangzhetamensuoyouyanjiuziliao,haiyouyongzhibujindeyaopin,yaoshibeizheibangdaituqiangdao,houguobukanshexiang。

tamenpinmingyudaituduikang,duiyoubadiaozhuijiaojileta,tadaizhediaozhuitaodaoleyanjiusuodedinglou,keshimianduidaitudebubujinbi,taxinyiheng,zongshenyiyue,daizhediaozhuicongdingloutiaoxia,baozhebisidejuexin。

tayihuodedixiatou,jianzijiyishenhongzhuangfengguanxiapei,xianranshixinniangzidedaban,xiongkoudexianxueranhonglesubaidejinyi。

yigeshuzheliangxiaofajidexiaoyahuan,kudebitiyibaleiyibade,wangjiaoziliwanglewang,jinghudedahan:“meisi,wojiaxiaojiehaihuozhe,wangye,wojiaxiaojieliulehaoduoxueqiuqiunikuaijiujiutaba,nubijininketoule。”

xiaojie,wangye?shenmeqingkuang,yinningzhenggerendoumengle,nandaozijimeisicheng,chuanyuele,zheihaizhijiechuandaolerenjiadehunlixianchang?

qiwangzhouzheyishuangxiuzhangdejianmei,yanshenlingli,kanleyiyanxijiao,lenglengdeshuodao;“chuanhulangzhong。”

fulidehulangzhongtingshuoshiwangyechuanhuanyidianyebugandaimandabuliuxingdepaoguolai,tanzheshenzi,kanleyiyanshangshi,youdalemai,dunshimianseyinchen,zouchujiaozi,yadileshengyin:“qingwangyeyibu,xiaorenyouyaoshihuibing。”

xijiaofujinrang,haoshidebinkeweideshishuixiebutong,yigejingerdeshengebozikanrenao,qiwangbudebuhehulangzhongyibukaojinjiaomen,xiaoshengdaolai:“daodiheshi,youhuabufangzhishuo。”

hulangzhongsesesuosuodefuzaierbiandishengshuodao:“niangniangdeshangmeiyoucizhongyaohai,zhiyaohaoshengdiaoyangbianhuiwuai,zhishi......zhishicongmaixiangshanglaikan,niangniangpashiyouxile。”

shengyinsuiranhenxiao,danshijiaozilimiandeyinningqueshitingdeyiqingerchu,dunshilengzhule,zheishishenmeqingkuang,zheiyuanzhudaodishiweihunxianyun,haishijiwangyedailedinglvmaozi。

tahuangleyipi,jinmangdalexiamai,mudengkoudai,xinlirutongbeiwanmabentengroulinguoyiban。

“hao,zhenshihaoyangde!!”

qiwangmiansefaqing,yanshenzhongtoulouzhelianlianshaqi,wojindequantoufachugedenggedengdeshengxiang,tashangqianyibuzoujinjiaozhong,yibaqiazhuyinningdebozi,jihuqiaduantadebozi,yinningpinmingzhengzhayewushiwubu,tamuguanghenla,zheishidasuanyaoyinningdeming,shengyingengshitouzhecigu“hao,hao,taiweidarenzhenshihaojiajiao,zhenshiyanglegehaonverya。”

hedehulangzhongnieleyibahan,sesedehoutuilejibu。

yinningjihutoubuguoqilai,benjiushixueguoduo,xianrujingengshidanaokongbai,naohaizhongshanguoyiduanduanbushuyutadejiyi。

zheigeyanshenlingli,chushoudula,qiyubufandenanrenzhengshizijidefuxu,shidangjinbixiadeqinzhier,daweizhanshen--qiwangmuqi。

jushuotaziyougenzhezhenguogongnanzhengbeifaweidaweikaijiangkuotuzhangonghehe,shenshoutaihuangtaihou,hedangjinbixiadeqizhong,shishangjingerlangzhengxiangxiaofangdekaimo,yeshishangjingwushudaiziguizhongnvzimengmeiyiqiuderuyilangjun。

yuanzhuduitayeshiqingxinyipian,taihuangtaihouxiazhi,yutadingxiahunyue,zhishiliangyueqian,yuanzhuquniguanshangxiang,zaihouyuanxiuxituzhong,beirenyongmixiangmidao,beiyigemengmiandaitujiechishiqulezhenjie,erqiezhimingdejiuzaichujiaqianjitianfaxianlezijijinghuaileshenyun。

jiwangyedailvmaozi,kebushinaozhewande,zhengbuhaoyaomanmenchaozhande,kuangqieyuanzhuchiqingqiwang,buyuanjieshouzheigexianshi,yishixiangbukaiyushibianzaixijiaolilejieziji。

yanqiandeyinningbujingantanyuanzhudemingyunkanke,kezheiyiqierangzijihaihunjieshou,yebuzhishixinghaishibuxing。

qiwangshoujingyuelaiyueda,shizhendedasuanzhiyinningyusidi,yanshenzhongmanshiliqi,zuilihainiantaozhe:“hao,jiranniyixinqiusi,neibenwangbiansuilenidexinyi,shengzheliuzhenizhei**zanglewozheiqiwangfu。”

“fangkaiwo,fang...kaiwo。”

yinningyuelaiyuetongku,mianbubiedefazi,qiushengdebennengrangtafenlibachuxiongkoudebishouxiangqiwangciqu。

qiwangjixiaobuxie,jianbuduoguo,qingqingyishuai,tarutongyigebaofuyiyangbeihenhendishuaizaidishang,tongdeta,shuobuchuhualai。

“xiaojie,xiaojienimeishiba。”

yahuandongerganjinshangqian,qiwangdeyanshenrutongyaochirendeligui,suipadesesefadoudanquejiangdangzaitaqianmian,guidixiangqiwangqiurao:“wangye,qiuningaotaiguishou,wojiaxiaojieshoulezheimeyanzhongdeshang,zheiyangxiaqu,tazhenshihuiside,qiuqiunin,fangguotaba。”

qiwangqueyijiaochuaikaita,yazhenuhuo,yiliandebunaifan:“qikai,xiangtazheiyangdenvrensiyouyugu。”

yinningqidezhenxiangyierguangshanguoqu,danquexinyouyuerlibuzu,shangkouxueliubuzhi,houlongcitong,yinqizhenzhenkesou。

“王爷!”

taiweifudeerxiaojieyinhezaixipodechanfuxia,manmanxiajiao,xiankaihonggaitou,yitouwuheifaliangdeqingsi,furuoningzhichuidankepodejifu,meiyanrusi,zouqilulaiyaoyeshengzirutongqinhuaihepansuifengyaoyedeyangliu,lianfulidexiarendoubujinduowangjiyan,yinhechuanguorenqun,zoudaoqiwangmianqianturanguizaidishang。

“wangye,doushiheerbuhao,yaobushiheeraimuwangye,bixiayebuhuikelianwoyipianchixin,rangwojiajiwangye,heerzhidaojiejiexinlinanguo,buyuantongwogongshiyifu,jiejiexinggeganglie,xinliguobuzheidaokan,caihuiyishixiangbukaixunleduanjian,caiwunilewangye,wangyeyaoguai,jiuguaiheerhaole,qiuwangyeraoshujiejieba。”

zheixiehuakansizaiqiuqing,shizequezizizhuji,haoyigezuoxiaofudi,jijuhuabianjiyinningkeshangleshandu,bushilishu,wunifujundezuiming。

renqunzhongdunshiyilunfenfen:“zaojiutingshuozheiwangfeizaichujiaqianjiujiaozongbahu,zaijiajingchangqifushumeiheyiniang,zigunanzijiusanqisiqie,genghekuangshiwangye,tangtangwangfeiliangeqiedourongbuxia,haixunsimihuode,dangzhenshibushidati,guaibudeqiwangbuyaota。”

“jiushikanzheerxiaojielianjiajizijixinaidenanzidourucirenqitunsheng,zheiyaoshizaitaiweifudeshouduoshaoweiquya!zhenzhenershiweinanerxiaojiele。”

“benjiushiwangyehejiejieyouhunyuezaiqian,shiheerchiqingwangye,bixiakelianwo,cairangwojiaruwangfu,jiejiexinlibushufubuyuanrangheerrufuyezaiqinglizhizhong,wangyehaishicharenbaheersonghuitaiweifuba!shengzhehuailewomendejiemeizhiqing,gengshihuailewangyeyujiejiezhijiandeganqing。”

yinhekudelihuadaiyu,chichenqixiameirenruzuiqiwangdegutoudoubeilinsule。

zixidaliangzhezheiweishumei,haoyizhao,yuqingguzong,zaipeishangzheilihuadaiyudeyanleiheruobujinfengdezitai,nanguaiyuanzhubushitadeduishou,rangtaqianglezijidefujun。

yinningbuyuanyutamenzhengbian,zizhiyuanzhuyibushiqingbaizhishen,rujinfuzhongyouyouletarengurou,shenshilikui,qiwanggujihuangjiahetaiweifudeyanmiancaimeiyoutongpo,ruozijizaibuzhijintui,liuxiazhihuiziquqiru。

yinningrenzhejutongjiannandecongdishangpaqilai:“donger,zanmenzou。”

yinhe,xianqijiaolian,dixiatouchuiyankanleyiyanluopodeyinning,daiyoudeyi,jixiaozhise。

qiwangditoulengheng:“suannishishiwu。”