第2章
meilerongmaoyejiushimeilejiazhi。
congneiyihou，xiaoyuqiandediweiyiluoqianzhang，lunweixiaojiarenrenyanedechoubaguai。
“jie，womeiyoujiduni。”xiaoyuqianwuzhelian，yanleiwangwang。
“sheizhidaoniduzilidehuahuachangzi。”
xiaoyuqiongyueshuoyuelaijing，xinvedao，“nixianzaikeshimingren，tidaowomenxiaojia，jiuzhidaonizheimegechoubaguai。nijiushiwomenxiaojiadechiru，wokannizaodiangunchuxiaojiaba。”
xiaoyuqianqideshenzizhandou。
zheishi，shafashangzuozhedejianglanfangxiachabei，dandandao，“yuqian，zheimeinideshi，biezaizheichuzhe，chuquwan。”
“妈......”
“滚出去！”
xiaoyuqianzhanlezhan，xintongdewufahuxi，doudadeleihuazaiyerenbuzhu，hualaladegunxialai；takuzhechongchuwuzi，zhenghaozhuangjinqinwushuangdehuaili。
“ya，duibuqi......”
“是我。”
xiaoyuqiantaitou，shishenlejimiao，jiezhejingxidejiaodao，“jiefu，ni，nihuilaile！”
wuzilijirenyetingdaohansheng，kuaibuzoulechulai。
dangkandaoqinwushuang，xiaoyuqionglianseanbian，meiyujianyingraozheyiguyinmai，chenshengdao：
“你怎么回来了？”
“kanyangzi，nibuxiwangwohuilai。”qinwushuangrenzhetongku，bishizhexiaoyuqiong。
xiaoyuqiongyanshenyouxieduoshan，lenghengdao，“wozhishijuede，nimeiyoudaonianji，mobushizuoletaobing？zheiyangdehua，beishangmianchadao，buguangshini，zhenggexiaojiadouyaobeinilianlei。”
“不必担心。”
空气陷入沉默。
jianzhuang，jianglanzhanchulai，yongminglingdeyuqishuodao，“qinwushuang，woxianggangcainizaimenwaiyetingdeqingqingchuchu，zanmenjiudakaitianchuangshuolianghua。yuqiongyaohefeimingjiehun，nibixuheyuqionglihun，xiawujiuquminzhengbumenbashouxubanle。”
“凭什么？”
“jiupingniyishenqiongsuan，jibulewoxingfu。”
xiaoyuqiongshuowan，sihuyouyidaji，zhudongdewanzhuqifeimingdegebo，lengxiaodao，“nijiushiwomenxiaojiadeqizi，zhenyiweihewojiehun，nijiushiwozhangfule？”
“xiaojiasuiranshisanliujiazu，danwohaodaiyeshiqianjinxiaojie，nisuanshenme，xiangyecunfu。nimozhexinkouwenwenziji，nipeideshangwoma！”
“我，配不上你？”
ququsanliujiazuxiaojie，tapeibushang！
“yo，nihaibufuqi？”
xiaoyuqiongmiansejifeng，aimudekanleyiyanqifeiming，erhoujieshaodao，“zhidaominggeshenfenma？qijiadedashaoye，qijiashijiangbeierliujiazu，jiazuzichanchaoguolezhishaowugeyi，jinianneinengchongposhiyidaguan！”
“zaikankanni，yishenpopolanlan，pengtougoumiande......”
“......tuiyifaleduoshaoqian？”
qinwushuangyaotou，“meifaqian。”
“一个子都没有？”
“meiyou，wokanbushang，danzhiyaowoxiang，bieshuoshigeyi，baiyi、qianyidounenglikesongda。”
——噗嗤！
jianglan，xiaoyuqiongxiaodeqianfuhouyang，yanleidouchulaile；qifeimingyanzhongyeshanshuozhenongnongbiyi。
“nanrenbupameibenshi，pajiupameibenshihaixihuanchuiniu；erqiechuideniu，haishineimebuqieshiji。zheizhihuirangrenjuede，nishigechunhuo。”
“woshuozhende，xinbuxinyouni。”qinwushuanglandejieshi。
“行了！”
xiaoyuqiongbaibaishou，biyizhiseyiyuyanbiao，bunaifandeshuodao，“womeigongfuhenifeihua，zongzhi，niheminggexiangbi，yigetianshangyigedishang......”
“dequeshiyunnizhibie。”qinwushuangdiantou。
“hehe，nihaisuanyoudianzizhizhiming，jiranruci，xiawuzanmenjiuquminzhengbumen。”
zheishi，qifeimingfangcaikaikou，sixiaofeixiaodeshuodao，“qinxiong，buhaoyisi，suiranwoheyuqiongliangqingxiangyue，danduinilaishuo，queshihengdaoduoai。zheiyangba，wojinishiwananjiafei，yebushaole。nifangxin，yuqiong，wohuihaohaozhaogude。”
“nidezuilian，wohenexin。”qinwushuanghaobukeqi。
kegangshuowan，yierguangjiushuaizaitalianshang，lingtadanaokongbai。
zhitingxiaoyuqiongfennudehechi，“wuyongdefeiwu，minggejinishiwananjiafei，buzhidaoganxiejiusuanle，juranhaimamingge。nisuanshenmedongxi，minggeyeshininengmade！”
“likemashang，xiangminggedaoqian！”
qinwushuangniezhequantou，xinlidudehuang。
taheceng，shoudaocidengquru。
zijiqiangualewuniandenvren，daotoulaizaitayanzhong，zijibuzhiyiti。
“姐夫。”
xiaoyuqianhennanshou，dengzhexiaoyuqiong，nudao，“jie，nitaiguofenle。jiefupingshenmedaoqian。jiefuhenaini，nizenmebuzhenxi，feidezuogebaijinnvma。”
“闭嘴！”
xiaoyuqiongnuhuogengshen，lihedao，“aiqingnengdangfanchima，youqiancaishiwangdao。shenmebaibubaijinde，woheminggeshiliangqingxiangyue！”
“choubaguai，jirannixihanta，neiburunimenyiqiguoa。”
xiaoyuqiongbubaxiu，zaicijiekaishangba，xinvedeshuo：
“exin，zhuangshenmeshanliang，dangnianbachuanfanguanneichangdahuozenmemeishaosini。weilejiurenshaochenglechoubaguai，kaixinleba，xianzaiyibeiziyejiabuchuqulou。”
“jie，ni，nizenmenengzheimeshuowo！”
xiaoyuqianyaozhezuichun，leiruquanyong。
ercishi，pangbiandeqinwushuangxinqueluanle，dengdaleyanjing，wendao，“yuqian，nidelianshishinianqianbachuanfanguandahuo，weilejiurenshaoshangde？”
“嗯。”
“jiu，jiudeshenmeren？”qinwushuangshengyinweiweizhandou。
xiaoyuqiancacayanlei，xianglexiangshuodao，“yigenansheng，henkelian。woburenxin，jiubatajiulechulai。”
——轰！
qinwushuangnaodaizhaming，mengdikanxiangxiaoyuqian，zhiwendao，“nijianbangshangdeshangba，zenmelaide？”
“yaoniguan。”xiaoyuqionglengheng。
“jiefu，neishijiejiexiaoshihoubuxiaoxin，beikaishuitangshangde。”
“nibushishuojiurenliuxiadema？”
“qie。”xiaoyuqiongpiepiezui，yundanfengqingdeshuodao，“suikouyishuo，nihaidangzhenle。womeitaneimechun，shashadequhuohaijiuren。”
qinwushuangshenzihuanglehuang，yanqianhuanghumenglong。
错了，弄错了。
dangnianyuhuohaizhongjiutade，bushixiaoyuqiong，ershimeimeixiaoyuqian。
zheiwunian，ta......aicuoleren！！