第6章 我们是100%的夫妻

蒋诺薇有些抓狂。

tazenmehuizheiyangdemuqin。

“ma,nizheishixianwobugoudiulianma?”

lichunhuadunshibuyuezhe:“wozheishiweinihao。nishitianhaiyizhihua,duoshaogongzigechuixianzheni。zhiyaoniyilihun,wobaozhengxiangyaozhuinidedoupaidaoouzhouneimeyuan。”

“wogangcaishuole,wodeshiqingbuxuyaonili。”

“fanzhengxiaoxizuowanwoyijingfangchuqule,kongpajintianhuiyouhenduogongzigeguolai。”

lichunhuadehuagangluoyin,yiliangbaisechezihuanhuandezaiminzhengjumenkoutingxialai。

yigechuanzhebaisechenshandenanzicongchelixialai。

“wa,neishibinli!neichezhishaoyeyaoliangbaiduowanba。”

zaiminzhengjulijinxingdengjideweiguannannv,yourenjinghuyisheng。

“liangbaiduowan?zheiyikuan,qimayaowubaiduowan!”

“neigenvrenshisheiya,zheibianganglihun,juranyouzheimeduoyouqianrenguolai。”

“woyebuzhidao……neigenandeshoulinazheyigehongsedehezi……bushizhunbeiqiuhunba……”

“eno,tadanxiguixiaqule,zhendeshizaiqiuhun。”

nanzilaidaojiangnuoweidemianqian,danxiguilexiaqu,tongshijianghongsehezidakai。

那是一枚戒指。

zhishijiezhishangmianneiyikezuanshi,zaiyangguangxia,shanderendeyanjingdouyaohuale。

“weiwei,jiajiwoba。”

jiangnuoweikanzhedanxiguizhedenanzi,henshiweinan。

“songzong,nizheishiganshenme?”

“weiwei,zicongdiyicijiandaoni,wojiuduiniyijianzhongqing。zhihoudezainijiehunle,wohaishenyemaizuijihui。zuowanzhidaoniyaogenneigefeiwulihun,wolikejiuganguolaile。”

“songzong,nixianzoulai。”

“嫁给他!”

weiguanrenqunliyourenhanyiju。

“嫁给他!”

“嫁给他!”

“嫁给他!”

……

yuelaiyueduodeshengyin,sihusuoyourendouzaidengzhejiangnuoweidaying。

ranhoutamenyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu,weiguanzhejiujuedezijizuoleyijianyouyiyideshiqing。

“songzong,duibuqi,wozhishibanidangchengshengyishangdehezuohuoban,congweiwangbiedefangmianquxiang。”

宋仲鸣一脸尴尬。

zuoweibaixiangjituandeweilaijiebanren,pingtadeshenjia,haiyouzhangxiang,tajuedejintiandeqiuhunshishinajiuwen。

yaozhidao,zhiyaotayidiantou,doubuzhidaoyouduoshaonvrenyuanyipashangtadechuang。

keshi,jiangnuoweidangzhezheimeduorendemianjujuetadeqiuhun。

zheirangtayouxiewudizirong。

erzheishi,minzhengjudemenkouyoulaileyiliangheisedechezi。

“eno,neishilaosilaisiba,worendeneigechebiao。”

“meicuo,neiqueshishilaosilaisi。”

“neigenvrendaodishisheiya,yiliangaodipaochedeweitaerlai,youlaiyiliangbinli,xianzailianlaosilaisidoulaile,”

“neihaoxiangshiwangjiadechepai。”

“你怎么知道?”

“zaitianhaishi,shaoweilejiederendouzhidao,wangjiadechepaidoushi1zikaitou,erqiehaishilianmade。”

“buhuishiwangdashaoma?”

jihusuoyourendoudingzhezhunbeilaosilaisizouxialaideren。

chementuikai,yigeyingjunshuaiqidenanzizoulexialai。

“居然是汪二少!”

“neijiushichuanshuozhongdewangershaoma?shizaishitaishuaile!aaa,woduitayijianzhongqing。laogong,womennengbunengxianzailihun,woyaojiajiwangershao。”

“laopo,yaobuyaowoniaoxingni?neishiwangershao?nijuedehuikanshangnima?”

“nizheihuashishenmeyisi!shibushixianwozhangdechou!nishibushikanshangneigenvrenle?wojuedewomendehunyinjiazhiguanyouwenti,bixulihunlengjingyixia。”

“老婆……”

“别叫我老婆!”

nandeyemeixiangdao,zhishiweiguankanyichangrenao,juranjiuyaolihunle。

buguo,zaikandaowangershaochuxian,zhongrenhaishihenjingya。

bijingtianhaisandajiazudewangjiaershaoye,rujinweileyigeganglihundenvrenchuxianzaizheili,zheijihukeyishuoshiyudinglejinrideremenqiansanle。

“汪二少。”

lichunhualikeshangqianquxianyinqin。

neichanmeidebiaoqing,pangbiandejiangnuoweikandeyouxiexiangzuoou。

“wangershao,nizhendelaile。”lichunhuaxiaodehebulongzui,“yuanbenhaixiangzhe,niyaoshimeiguolai,wozhunbeiwanyidiandainuoweiguoquzhaonide。”

蒋诺薇眉头紧皱着。

“诺薇,喊人。”

suiranjiangnuoweibingbuxiangyuwangchengjunguanxitaiguoyumiqie。

dantawangjiaershaoyedeshenfenbaizaineili,ziranyebuganwushi。

“wangzong,youjianmianle。”

wangchengjunqingxiaoyixia,rumuchunfengdexiaorong,rangminzhengjugangchengwei**youhuozhezhun**denvrendunshijiufanhuachi。

蒋诺薇得承认。

biqizijineigeyoumingwushiyiniandezhangfu,zongshiyifubuxiubianfudemoyang,yanqiandewangchengjunqueshishihenshuai。

zhishi,jiangnuoweiduiwangchengjunbingmeiyoushenmexiangfa。

“nuowei,wojintianshizhuanmenweinierlaide。”

“zuowantingshuonijintianguolailihun,wojiuguolaikanyikan。”

yudunxia,wangchengjunwendao:“nuowei,nizheihunlilemei?nizhidaowoduinidexinyi……ruguoniyuanyidehua,woxianzaikeyilikehenidengji。”

宋仲鸣就在旁边。

tinglewangchengjundehua,tazuibadongledongxiangshuoshenme。

keshi,yixiangdaowangchengjundeshenfen,tazhinenggouqiaoqiaodejiangnachulaidejiezhishouhuilai。

genwangjiaershaoqiangnvren,jiupingtaneidianshenjia,genbenjiuqiangbuguo。

zhishi,tagandaobuganxin。

danyoubudebujieshouxianshidecanku。

“wangzong,woganglihun,zanshimeiyoujiujiehundeniantou。zaishuo,wangzongyibiaorencai,jiajingyinshi,xiangjiehundehua,kendingyouhenduomeinvpaichengzhanglongduiwudengzhenitiao。”

“我只对你钟情。”

lichunhuayongshouzhoupenglejiangnuoweiyixia。

“renjiawangershaokanshangni,zheishiniderongxing。zheishijiuzheimedingle,woshidangmade,tinizuozhu。”

“妈!”

“咳咳。”

zheishi,yizhibushuohuadesufanqingkezhe。

“jiusuannimenxiangyaojiehun,shibushiyaowenguowotongbutongyini?”

lichunhuazhuanguotoudengleyiyannudao:“feiwu,zheilimeinishuohuadefen。wonveryaojiajishei,yuniwuguan!”

“zenmegenwomeiguanxiya,woxianzaihaishitalaogongya。”

“niyigefeiwu,yehaoyisichengrenzheigeshenfen?”

“youshenmehaobuhaoyiside,falvshangzhengmingwoqueshishiya。”

wangchengjunkanzhesufan:“nimenyinggaiyijingqianzilihunle,woquannibuyaozaizangzhenuowei。yaoburan,kongpawanghoutianhaijiumeiyouniderongshenzhichule。”

“yo,wangershaokouqihaizhendaya。”‘

sufanlengxiaozhe,“dangzhezheimeduorendemianpaowolaopo,nandaozheijiushiwangjiarendexingwei?”

“你们离婚了。”

“sheishuowomenlihunle,kandaomei,zheishijiehunzheng,shangmiankeshigaileminzhengjudegangyin,wogennuoweikeshi100%defuqi。”

wangchengjundingzhesufanshouzhongdejiehunzheng,lianseyouxienankan。