“四十万啊！”
“bushi，zenmezheimeduoa？wotuiyemeijiezhi，yemeizenmedi，pingshenmehuazheimeduoa！”zhongnianrenbukezhixindao。
“zhuyaoshinidegenbu……erqieniyoumeiyouyibao，quandouzifei，neikebuguizadi！”wuqitankaishoudao。
中年人：“……”
我尼玛！！！
dangtianwanshang，zhongnianrentangzaichuangshang，liangyanwushendewangzhetianhuaban，yanjiaohuanhuandeliuxiayidileishui。
tabumingbai，mingmingjiushiyichangzaijiandanbuguoderenwu，weishenmehuibianchengzheiyanga！
呼！
yizhenweifengturanchuiguo，yuanbenzhiyouzhongnianrenyigerendefangjian，turanduochuleyirenying。
danshizhongnianrenqueshibingmeiyoujinghuang，fanershishifendandingdao。
“你终于来了！”
“zenmenongchengzheigeyangzi？”
renyinganzixinjing，yaozhidaozhongnianrenkeshitamenzuzhiyoushudegaoshou，xianzaijingranbeinongchengzheigeyangzi！
“keke……woyudaolehaojigeshiliderenweigong，zuihoubatamendougandiaole，woyebianchenglezheigeyangzi，ngdui！”
“haoge，ninzhenshitailihaile！”
人影由衷的敬佩道。
“低调，低调！”
中年人连连摆手。
“haoge，ninzheicirangwoguolaishi？”
shuodaozhengshi，zhongnianrenlikeyansuqilai。
“zheicijiaoniguolaiyigongyouliangjianshi，diyijianshishineikuaiyupeidexialuowoyijingzhaodaole，xianzaijiuzaiwaimiandezoulangdeneigerenshenshang，nilikedairen……jizhu，duodaidianrenguoqu，batagandiao，ranhoubayupeinahuilai！”
heng，meibanfa，tajiushizheimecanku。
“haoge，waimianneigezhishigexiaohaizi，woguoquzhijiebata……”
“bizui！wogaosuni！neixiaozixiexingdehen，niqianwanbunengxiaoquta！niyigerenshigaobudingtade，yidingyaoduodaidianren，dongma！”
“……懂！”
renyingdiandiantou，danshixinliqueshiyouxiebuyiweiran，tayijingchatanguole，waimianneixiaozigenbenbushishitu！
duiyutamenlaishuo，bushishitudeputongren，jiugenmayimeishenmequbie！
“那第二件事呢？”
“dierjianshizuizhongyao……”
renyinglikebaizhenglezishi，zheijingranbidiyijianshihaizhongyao，zheinandaoshizuzhilidemimirenwu？
就听中年人严肃道。
“dierjianjiushi……bangwobayiyaofeibaole！”
bubaoxiaorenjiayiyuanzhenburangzoua！
人影：“……”
renyingnaqiyiyaodan，zhishishangmiandeneirong，rangtadeliansebiandeguguaiqilai。
“kanshenmekan，yiyuandeyiliaojiludoushiyaoliudangde，wozheishiweilerangdirenbuzhidaowozhenshideshangshi，suoyicairangyishengteyizheimexiede！”
renyinghuangran，bukuishihaoge，xiangdejiushizhoudao，buguozheifuchudeyetaidaleba。
“haoge，zheixieqishidoumeiyouwenti，danshiwojiuxiangzhidaodeshi……zheigechongwuxinlizhiliaoshizenmehuishi？”
中年人：“……”
haibushineiliangwanshangnaode，zheiyoushihouchongwutaicongmingleyebutaihao！
……
yucitongshi，zaiyanhaidemougedixiapaimaixingzhong，zhengzaijuxingzheyichangreliedepaimai，yinweilingqidaozhiderenkoudabaozhadeyuanyin，geguoderenkoushangzhangdefeikuai，guangshixiaguoderenkoujiuyijingfanleyifan，zaijiashanglingqideyuanyin，daozhixuduoheiandeshiqingshiyoufasheng。
jiubirushuozheili，juxingdedoushiyixiebunengzaimingmianshangpaimaidehuowu，birurentiqiguan、jinjizhiwudengdeng。
“xianzaiweidajiajieshaodewupin，shiyigeyongyounenggoutishengzishentianfudegujia，zhiyaobatarongrujinqu，napashigeputongrenyehuibianchengyigetiancai！”
yifuxianxuelinlidegujiabeituileshanglai，congyangzishanglaikan，zheiyinggaishiyifuhaitongdegujia，yinggaishigangbolibujiude。
zhishizheisihaomeiyourangxiamianderenganjuejingkong，faneryigegedouluchutanlandeshense，nenggoutishengtianfudezhenbao，neikeshifeichangxiyoude，shenzhikeyishuoshiyoujiawushi。
“起拍价三千万！”
tadehuayingangluo，yigeshengyinjiupobujidaidexiangleqilai。
“五千万！”
“六千万！”
“八千万！”
jiagefeisudeshangzhang，zhuanyanjianjiuyijingchaochulesanyi，erjiuzaishuzifeisupanshengdeshihou，yigeliaoliangdeshengyinturanchuxian。
“我出一兆！”
suoyourendunshianjingxialai，tamenshunzheshengyinkanqu，zhijianyigechuanzhebaisexizhuang，liuzhebaifadenanrenzhanzaierlou，jugaolinxiadekanzhetamen！
“xiansheng，haiqingbuyaokaiwanxiao！”
主持人有些尴尬道。
“womeiyoukaiwanxiao，zheilidehuowu，woquandouyao！”
“你凭什么啊！”
“就凭这个！”
baifanandalegexiangzhi，zaitashenhoudekongjian，fudangqizhenzhenbowen，wushujinsedezhangqiangcongbowenzhonghuanhuanxianxian。
“表演时间！”
huayinyiluo，tashenhoudezhangqiangyourubaoyulihuayiban，xiangzhelouxiadezhongrenfengkuangdejisheerqu。
shunjian，xiamianwushuxuehuasiqi。
youxietongyangshishituderenxiangyaoshuliqihudun，jieguoquebeiqingyidechuantoumosha，yeyoudeduozaijiaoluolixiangyaotaozou，jieguodimianshangturanchuxianleyizhijudademaomi，zhangkaidazui，zhijiebatamenzhenggetundiao。
“nimenzheixie**！womenlaodabuhuifangguonimende！”
yigerenjiaoxiaozhechongshangqu，queshibeiyigeturanchuxiandehongfananzi，yiquanzazaidishang，shunjianbianchengleyitanrouni。neihongfananzijiroujinbeng，chabuduoyouliangmiduogao，zhenggerenjirenyizhongqiangliedeweiya。
suizheliangrenyishoudebuduangongji，piankezhihou，zhenggepaimaichangneiyijingwuyihuoren。
“hei，zhuajinshijian，badongxishouyishou，duicejuneibangjiahuogujikuaiguolaile！”
yigeheifananzicongyinyingzhongchulai，suihoucaokongzheneizhidamao，laidaolepaimaichangdewupincunfangshi，zhijianneizhidamaozhangkaidazui，yihongyiqinglianggefasedenanrenzhengzainazheneixiezhenguidezangpinwangmaozuilisai。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，baifanandeshoujituranxiangleqilai，tadakaidianhua，suihoudianlediantou。
“jiakuaisudu，qihaoneibianlaihuole！”
liangrenjiakuaileshoushangdesudu，dengsuoyoudewupindounazouyihou，sigerenzhanzaileyiqi，qingfananzishouzhongturanbianchuyizhangheisedebubasigerenlongzhaoqilai，xiayimiao，heibuluozaidishang，sirenshunjianxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
tianyangshichengjiaodeyipiankongdi，zhiqianzaibingfangzhongchuxiandeheiyingzhengzaichouzheyan，meiguoyihuier，jiukandaodimianturanguiyidechuxianleyizhangheisedebu，suihouheibulongqi，yizhishoubaheibuzhuaxia，luchulexiamiandesigeren。
“qihao，shenmerenwu，zheimejizhezhaowomenguolai？”
qihaozhijiedijiletamenyizhangzhaopian。
sirenjieguozhaopiankanleqilai。
“一个小孩子？”
红发男不满道。
“jiuzheimegexiaohaizi，juranyaorangwomenguolai？nishiqiaobuqiwomenma？”
“zheishihaogedeanpai，nimenyouyijian，keyiquzhaohaoge。”
budebushuo，zhongnianrenzaizheixierendexinzhonghaishiyouxiediweide。
yitingshuoshizhongnianrendeanpai，likebuchushengle，buguotamenxinzhongqueshibuyiweiran，jiusuanduifangzaitiancaiyounengzenmeyang？zheimenianqing，jiusuanshishitu，dengjiyebuhuigaodaonaerqu！
erbenjiushitiancaidesiren，ziranshibubawuqifangzaiyanli。
“mingtian，haogehuibaneixiaoziyindaoyiyuanwaideyigehutongli，dengdaoledifangyihou，nimenjiulikedongshou！ranhoubaduifangdeshitinahuilai，tingdaomeiyou？”
jirendianlediantou，xinxiangjiudangzuoshijizijifangjiale。