第5章 只准颜颜一个人叫我傻子

huayanxidezuijiaochoulechou,zirandizhuanyilehuati:“nibiejiaowoxifuerle,wojiaohuayanxi,nikeyijiaowo”

“xifuer,nishibuxiangjiwozuoxifuerma?”

yeyibaidengdaleyanjing,yanjianzheneishuangyanjingyouyaomengshangwuqi,ruoshitatoushangyouerduo,biranshisonglazhede。

huayanxiganjinjieshi:“bushi,wozhishijuedekeyihuangechenghu,jiuhaoxiangwojiaonixiaobaierbushijiaoxianggongyiyang,xiaobaishichenghu,xianggongshishenfen,zongbuhaobashenfenyizhiguazaizuibianba?”

sihushizheiduanhuayouxienanlijie,yeyibaichuizhetousisuolehaoyizhen,xiaoxinyiyididao:“neiwojiaoniyanyanhaobuhao?”

“e。”taxinlinianlingdouershiduosuiderenle,tingzhezheigechenghuzongyouzhongzhuangnendexianyi。

haibudengtabiaoshichulai,yeyibaiyouyuandeyanshenyijingkanleguolai:“wojiuzhidao,nibuxiangjiwozuoxifuer,nixiangjiqidizuoxifuer,nimensuoyourendouxihuanqidi,buxihuanxiaobai。”

“jiaoyanyanjiujiaoyanyanba,nikaixinjiuhao。”huayanxitoutengdidao。

“ngng,xiaobaihenkaixin,yanyan,wodainiqukanxiaoheitamenba,tamenkendingxiangwole。”yeyibaizaiduqueyueqilai。

zheibianliandegongfubifanshuhaikuai,haozaihuayanxiyijingmianqiangnenggoushiying。

huayanxigangganghuanhaoyishenyifu,jiujianyeyibaiyijingcongwaimianduanleyipenshuijinlai,jiaohaolejinzi,gewaiyinqindidijita:“yanyan,kuaixibaibai,xiganjingchuquwan。”

huayanximeitouqueshizhouleqilai。

yeyibaizaizenmeyangyeshihuangzi,weihezheiruodadehuangzifuliangesihoudexiarendoubujian,haidetayigezhuziqinziqudashui。

zuoyetazhidangshitaiwan,quebucengxiangzheifushangjingyouzheimeduodewenti。

jiuzhezheipenlengshengxiwanlian,huayanxitiyeyibaijiangchuanzaishenshangdeyifushulipingzheng,jiangtaxidesongkuakuadeyaodaixihao。

“yanyan,nihaolihaie。”yeyibaimanshichongbaidiwangzheta。

yeyibaibihuayanxigaoleyigebantou,luchuzheiyangdeyanshenshifenxigan,huayanxiquexiaobuchulai,zhijuedexinsuan。

huayanxicushengcuqidao:“zheiyoushenmehaolihaide,woduojiaonijici,wanghounijiuzijixuehuile。”

“haoa,yanyannijiaohuiwo,wanghouwoyejinixiyaodai。”yeyibailisuoyingdangdidao。

“zhenshigeshazi。”huayanxiwuyu。

“yanyan,weishenmenimawoshazi,genbierenmabuyiyanga。”

“doubushihaohua,youshenmebuyiyangde。”

“buyiyangde,yanyannimawoshazi,buzhidaoweishenme,wojuedehaogaoxing,keshibierenmawo,wojiujuedehaonanguo。”yeyibaixiangdaoneiqingjing,xilexibizi。

huayanximeitouyizhou:“wanghouzaiyourenmanishazi,nijiuhenhendimahuiqu,nishihuangzi,jiusuanzairuhebuhao,pangrenyemeiyouzigeshuoni,zhidaoma?”

yeyibaitinghuadediandiantou:“hao,xiaobaizhizhunyanyanyigerenjiaowoshazi。”

“woshuodehuayebuyidingdoushiduide,jiuxiangwoganggangshuonishazi,yeshibuduide。”huayanxijieshidao,shengpatawanghoupengdaobiaomianheshanderenpianle。

jiutazheinaozi,duobanshibeirenmailehaibangrenshuqian,huayanxiyijingkaishicaoxinqilaile。

“yanyanshiwoxifuer,xifuershuoshenmedoushiduide,qitarendehuawocaibuting。”yeyibaimanshizihaodidao。

huayanxilandezaitongtashuoshenmedadaoli,yihouzhinengduokanzhetaxiele。

maichufangmen,yeyibaixingzhibobodigenzaihuayanxishenbiandao:“yanyan,zanmenjiuyaoquwanlema?”

“daihuizaiquwan,woxianchulidianshi,guanjiazainali?”

yeyibaiyaoyaotou:“buzhidao,wobuxiangjianta。”

“tadainibuhao?”huayanximizheyandao。

“buzhidao,talaoshiduizhewobaichoulian,buzhunwochuquwan,wobuxihuanta。”yeyibaiminzhechundao。

huayanxizhengzhunbeijixuwen,biantingdaoyizhentuwude“gugu”shengxiangqi。

yeyibaixiaozhemolemozijideduzi,xiangshifenxiangbaobeiyibandidao:“yanyan,niting,woduzijiaoleei。”

“nishibushiduziele?”

“duzie?buzhidaoa,woduzishibushijiuhuizheiyangjiao,tamenhenduorentingdaodouhuihengaoxing,yanyanniweishenmebugaoxinga。”yeyibaiyihuodao。

“nishangcichidongxishishenmeshihou?”huayanxidunjuebumiao。

yeyibainaolenaotou,sikaoleyizhenzheicaikunaodidao:“wowangjile。”

neixierendangrangaoxing,tangtanghuangzijingranhaiyouchibubaodeshihou,kebushinengyinqineixierendeequwei。

huayanxixiongqiangzhongtengshengchuyigunuhuo。

“yanyan,womenkuaiquwanba。”yeyibaihuankuaididao。

“xianyongshan,chiguozhihouzaiquwan。”huayanxishuozhe,buyoufenshuobianlazheyeyibaideshouquleqianyuan。

yeyibaidingzheliangrenwozhudeshoushaxiaodao:“yanyan,nideshouhaoruane。”

huayanxizheihuiyijuhuadoubuxiangshuo,tapayizhangkoujiuhuirenbuzhuxiangyaomaren。

zheixierenjianzhiqirentaishen。

daoleqianyuan,guanjiazhengzaizuozaizhuzuoshang,mianqianzhanzhejigeren,yifuzhidianjiangshandeyuqi。

qiaojiantamenlaileyemeiyouqishen,yijiulaoshenzaizaidizuozhe,shaoshaoyangleyangyindiao:“huangzifeilaile,nimenxianxiaquba。”

“dengdeng。”huayanxilengshengdao:“yourenzaizhenghao,wodaoshixiangyaowenwenguanjia,zheifushang,daodisheishizhuzisheishipuren。”

guanjiahaobuyiwai,zhidaozheihuajiadaxiaojiezheishixiangyao“fanshenzuozhu”le。

buguotazaizheilidanglezheimeduoniandeguanjia,shenmemeiyoujianshiguo,ziranbuhuipayigedamenbuchuermenbumaideguigexiaojie。

“huangzifeishuodeshenmehua,ziranninshizhuzi,womenzheixieshipuren,huangzifeiyoushenmexuyaodakeyizhishuo,shuxiaziranhuizhaoban。”

suishuoshizhaoban,keneiyuqi,genshisheshangmendaqiufengdeyechabuli。

huayanxishengshengbeiqixiaole,yanzhongyimohanyishanguo,dabushangqian,shouweiweiyifan,yiguanzhenjichuxianzaishoushang。

zaichangderendoumeinengkanqingtadedongzuo,jiujianyuanbenhaihaohaodeguanjiayijingbijinshuangyandaozailedishang。

huayanxihuanglehuangshouzhongdezhenguan,lengshengdao:“nimensheihaixiangshishiwoxinzhichengdeduyao?”

neijirenputongyishengguidaozaidi,zhandouzheshenzidao:“huangzifeiraoming,womendouzhishitingmingyuguanjiade,suoyoudeshiqingdoushitingtafenfude。”

huayanxijiangguanjiadeshentitiyuanlexie,jianglengzaiyipangdeyeyibaianzaizhuzuoshangzuoxia,lengshengdao:“neinimenjiushuoshuokan,nimendouganlenaxiehaoshi,ruoshisheiganzangzheyezhebeibenfeizhixiao,guanjiadexiachangjiushinimendexiachang。”