第1章喜当爹
“huanqiuxinwen，shijiediyicaifa，xinghuijituanzongfuzerenduiwaixuanbu，zhengshikaishituixiushenghuo，xinghuijituanjianghuiyouyigenianqingrenfuze！”
“quanqiusandashenmizuzhizhangkongzhe，jielianfabiaoshengming，dasuanguiyin，zuzhijianghuiyouxindejiebanrenfuze！”
“juzhiqingrentoulu，zheiciquanqiugejiedalaofenfenyintui，henyoukenengshiweilefuchitongyiweinianqingrenshangwei！”
yunzhoushidechuzucheshang，guangbobobaozhezuixinxinwen，zuozaihoupaidelinchenzhangsongleyikouqi。
xingkuitapaodekuai，yaobujiubeineixielaotouziqiangxinganpai，qudangshenmexinghuijituanquanqiuzongfuzerenle！
nianjiqingqingjiuyaoweigedazuzhihejituancaolao，linchenxiangxiangdoujuedelei！
jiuzaizheishi，tadeshoujixiangleqilai！
tayileng，ganghuiguomaideshouji，genbenmeirenzhidaotadehaoma，huishisheidalaide？
daizheyihuojietongledianhua，
“wei，sunziai，daoguoneilema？”
dianhualichuanlaiyigeshuxidelaozheshengyin，linchendunshiluchuwunaidebiaoqing，shuodao：
“jiuyeye，ninkebukuishishijiediyidaanshazuzhideshouling，zheidounengzhaodaowodezongji！”
laozheheiheiyixiao，limashuodao：
“biezheimeshuo，congjinzhihou，wojiutuixiule，nicaishishouling！”
linchenwunai，renbuzhubaoyuanshuodao：
“nimenzheishiyaoganmaa，nimenshentihaidouzheimehao，weishenmefeiyaozheimezaotuixiu，baneimeduozuzhidoujiaojiwodali？”
mianduilinchendeyiwen，laozhebingmeiyouzhengmianhuida，yinweixianzaihaibushishihou，tazhuanyihuatishuodao：
“xingle，nixiaoziyebiebaoyuanle，womenjigelaojiahuodezuzhihuozhejituan，womenhaikeyibangnizaibangniduoguanjitian，buhuirangnilimajieshoude！”
“buguo，youyijianshi，nixianzaibixumashangquzuo！”
林辰疑惑，问道：
“什么事情？”
laozheheiheiyixiao，yemeiyouduoshuo，zhishuojitafaleyifenziliao，rangtazijikan。
henkuai，linchendeshoujishangshoudaoleyifenyoujian，dakaikanleyiyanzhihou，linchenchedimengle。
yuanlai，neijigelaojiahuohaijizijianpailehunshi，erqieyianpaijiushiwuge！
这叫什么事！
nandaotazheiyibeizi，jiuzhinenghuozaibierendeanpaidangzhongle？
linchenshidadinglezhuyi，jueduibuqujiehun，zuihaonengxiangbanfabahunjituile。
kejiuzaizheigeshihou，jiuyeyeyoufaleyifenyoujian。
shangmianshiwugenvhaidexinxi，zuiguanjianshimeigedouyijingyoulehaizi！
林辰疯了！
zheitamehaiyaorangqudangjiepanxia？
kandaozuihou，jiuyeyehaiyousanjuhua！
“wunianqian，nibeirenyinle，qishineishishi**de！”
“erneiwugenvhaidoushigenniyouhunyuede，erqie，haiziyeshinide！”
“xiaochenzi，niyebieguaijiuyeye，zheijianshigennideshenshiyouguanxi，xiangnongqingchuyiqie，nijiuguaiguaidequzhaonideweihunqiba！”
linchenchedimengle，turanzhijian，zijibudanduolewufenhunyue，hai……duoleyiduihaizi？
疯了，真的要疯了！
buguokanzhezhaopianshangdehaizikeailingdong，genzijihaiyoujifenshensi，linchenxinliyouzhongshuobuchudexihuan！
这就是当爹的感觉？
zaikandiyiweiweihunqisuxueerdedizhi，jingranjiuzaiyunzhoushi！
linchenlimaduichuzuchesijishuodao：
“shifu，diaotou，qutianandasha！”
……
……
tianandasha，yunzhoushidebiaozhixingjianzhu，gengshicbdzhongxindejiaodian，zhengdongdaloudoushisujiadechanye！
cishidashayiloudedatingdangzhong，yigenianjinsansisui，chuanzhefenselianyiqun，zhazheyangjiaobiandexiaoguniang，zhengzaiyichushafashangwanzhebabiwawa！
linchenganggangzoujindashamuguangjiuluozaixiaoyatoudeshenshang！
zheihaizibujiushiziliaoshangsuxueerdenver，luoluoma？
也是他林辰的女儿！
kanjianxiaoyatoudemeiyujianzhendegenzijiyoujifenshensi，linchenjidongbuyi，limajiuxiangzoushangqianfunvxiangren！
ranerjiuzaizheigeshihou，yigechuanzhehuisezhiyezhuang，daizhehongseyanjingkuang，titaifeishuodezhongniannvrencongxiaoyatoushenbianluguo，nvrenpielexiaoyatouyiyan，lenghengyishengshuodao：
“zheigeyezhongzenmezaizheili？”
nvrenmingjiaozhoufang，sujiadafangfuren！
shenbiandexiaomishuganjinshuodao：
“furen，zheishisuzongdenver，suzongshangbandeshihoudouhuidaizhede！”
周芳不屑的一笑。
“buzhilianchidedongxi，suxueerneigechouyatou，weihunxianyun，diujinlewomensujiadelianmian，xianzaihaiganbazheigeyezhongdaidaogongsi？”
“qu，babaoanjiaoguolai，bazheigeyezhongjiworengchuqu！”
xiaomishulimaweinanleqilai，diyizheishisuzongdenvertamenbugandezui，qici，zheihaizhishigehaizi，tayeyuxinburen。
zhishi，shenbianzheinvrenshisujiadafangdetaitai，tashuohuameirenganweikanga！
zhengzaixiaomishubuzhigaizenmebancaihaodeshihou，yigenaishengnaiqideshengyinxiangqi。
“dahuaidan，buzhunnishuowomamahuaihua！”
zhoufangtingdaozheihua，limabianlelianse，tadengzheyanzhijiezoushangqian，yibajiuzhuxiaoyatoudeerduo，henhendeningleyiba，shuodao：
“nigexiaozazhong，jingranganmawo，sheijiaonide，shibushinineigebuyaoliandemama？”
yigexiaohaizizenmeshiyigedarendeduishou。
beiningzheerduodexiaoyatou，limatengdewawadaku，doudaleizhusuijidiaolexialai。
yishijianyinlaibushaorencemu，pangbiandexiaomishukanzhedouxinteng！
dankexi，meirenganguanzheishi！
zhoufangyangyangdeyi，jixumadao：
“wogaosuni，nizheizhongyezhong，sujianengliuzheni，doushinitiandafuqi，zaiganmawo，wojiubanizuijinidalan！”
shuozhe，zhoufangyitui，zhijiebaxiaoyatoushuaizaidishang。
xiaoyatoukudegengjiashangxinle。
“呜呜呜……”
danzhoufangyiranbuyiburao，zhijieduibuyuanchudebaoanhandao：
“baoan，hailengzheganshenme，ganjinbazheiyezhongjiworengchuqu，biezanglewosujiadediban！”
baoanhuiguoshen，zhihaoyingzhetoupizouleguoqu。
kejiuzaizheigeshihou，yigeshenyingkuaitayibu，laidaoxiaoyatoumianqian，baoqilewawadakudexiaoyatou，xiaoxinyiyideanweiqilai。
“luoluoguai，luoluobuku，meishile，youwozaimeirenganshanghaidaoluoluode！”
zainanrendeanweizhixia，xiaoyatouzheicaizhujiantingzhikuqi。
zhoufangzhouzhemeitou，buyuedekanxianglinchenwendao：
“你谁啊？”
yuanbenyilianwenroudelinchen，manmantaitoukanxiangzhoufang，lianseyezhujianbiandebingleng，tadaizheyisishaqi，shuodao：
“woshizheihaizidebaba！”