第4章 要么养猫,要么作死

di4zhangyaomeyangmao,yaomezuosi

zhenzhuzijilaodiezhihou,tangzhizhuanguotoulaiduizhepangmaohandao:“kuai,nishuoliangjurangwodietingting!”

“miao?”sufuwaizhetouyilianmihudehanleyisheng。

“bushi,rangnishuorenhua,renhua!”tangzhijile,“nigangcaibushishuodetinghaoma?”

“miao?!”feimaojiaoleyisheng,youkaishitianmao。

“nidaoshishuohuaa!”tangzhidouyaokule,“nibushihuishuohuama?daoshishuojurenhuaa!”

“tashuorenhua?”tangyouzaiyibianlengxiaoyisheng,“yiwokan,nidoukuaiyaobuhuishuorenhuale!”

“die,zhendea,zheimaozhendehuishuohua!”tangzhizhuanguotoulaiputongyishengjineifeimaoguixialaile,“nidaoshishuojuhuaa,shuojuhuaa!”

sheizhidao,neifeimaomeikaikou,tangyoushoulidebangzidanglangyixiadiaozaidishang,tadabuxiangqian,yibabatangzhibaozaihuaili,laoleizonghengdeshuodao:“era!shidiewocuole!”

“die,biezheiyang,dajiadoutingshudele!”tangzhiganxiaodao。

“era,shidangdiedewozhengribenmang,shuhuleduinideguanjiao,yizhiyuwoerxianzaidouchuxianhuanjuele!”tangyouhaotaodao。

“huanjue?shahuanjue?”tangzhiyileng。

“kandaoyizhimao,doujuedetahuishuorenhua,zheibushihuanjueshisha?”tangyourenzhendeshuodao:“zheishuomingshenme,shuomingnitaiwuliaole!nishiduomekewangyourennengzaijialipeibannia!”

“bushi,die,wobushizheigeyisi。”tangzhishuodao。

“bu,yiweifuminruideguanchalilaikan,nijiushizheigeyisi。”tangyoubiaoqingyansudishuodao:“ciqianshiweifushuhuleduinideguanjiao,meiyougujidaonideganshou,baniyigerenrengzaijiali,daozhinigudanjimoleng。danshimeixiangdaowoershigeyouchuxide!pingzhezijidebenshijiuboxialeyifenqiancheng!”

“sha?!”tangzhiyoudianmengbi。

“zhidaojintiandieweishahuilaiwanlema?”tangyouxiaorongmanmian,“yinweiwojintianqudianxianeijiaocha,tingshuowoerzuotiandazhanshenwei,yijiqicanrendefangshizhuadaoleyimingdaitu!dianxiaduinidajiazanshang,suoyiencileniyigedaidaoshiweideminge,era,zheikeshigongjiafan,tiefanwana!”

“sha?!”tangzhidunshizhale,“shiwei?!napashangdianyinziyehaoa,weishenmeyaorangwoqudangshiwei?!”

“niezi!”tangyoudunshinule,“shiweizheikeshichigongjiafande,nengdingyibeizi。nanengshijiliangyinzibidelede?”

jiezhetangyoutanlekouqi,neimegaodaweimengdehanzi,lianshangqueshiyiliandeluoji,“zicongniniangbuzailezhihou,wozhengtianwangwaipaobuzaijia,liunizijizaizheili,wojiudanxinnixiaozibuxuehao,zhengtianyoushouhaoxian,hunchidengsi。zheinashiwomentangjiaderenyinggaibandeshiqing?womentangjiarenyinggaishidingtianlididehaonanercaishi,nanengbianchengzheigemoyang?”jiezhetamanlianxinxidepailepaitangzhi,“diewoguoranmeikancuo,niqueshibukuishitangjiahaonaner!meiyoujiwodiulian!”

“die,woxiangjieshiyixiazheijianshi......”tangzhikusangzhelianshuodao。

tangyoubudengtashuowan,“duile,niyihoujiuchigongjiafanle!yaoshikezhuyiyingxiang。nizuijinzaijiameiyoutoukanneixiejinshuba?weihewojuedejializuijincaozhiyongdebijiaofeini?”

“jinshu?”tangzhilikeyiliandemangran,“dieninshuoshaa?shenmejinshu?wodoubuzhidaoninshuodeshishenmeyisi。zuijinwoyouxiepaodu,suoyicaozhiyongdeyouxieduole。”

“neijiuhao。”tangyouheiheiyixiao,biaoqingzhengningdeshuodao:“ruguozairanglaozifaxiannikanneixiedongxi,kanwobuchailenidegutou!”

kanzhezijilaodieneinengdingzijibangenaodaidequantou,tangyourenbuzhudalegehanchen,ganxiaozheshuodao:“die,ninshuoshani?wo,wozenmehuishineiyangderen?haier,haierbuhuide......”

“zeze,zhenshishuoxiahualianyanjingdoubuzhayixiaa!kezaozhicai!”tangzhishenbiandefeimaoyouyoudekaikoushuoleyiju。

tangzhidunshizhale,xiangpangbianyicuan,zhizhesufuduizijilaodieshuodao:“die,nitingdaomeiyou?tingdaomeiyou?!zheijiahuoyoushuohuale!”

“sheishuohuale?”tangyouyilianmihuodekanzhezijierzi。

“ta!”tangzhijinqianliangbu,yongliangzhishouzhizhesufu,“jiushizheige,jiushizheimao,tayoushuohuale!”

“miao?”sufuyiliandewugu,yanbabadekanzheta。

tangyoukankansufu,youkankanneifeimao,“erzi,yaobumingtianniquzhangdafuneikankanqu?”

yitizhangdafu,tangzhidunshitoupimafan,zheizhangdafuhaochengshilibacunzuiniubidedafu,haochengyizhenmei,biedebuhui,jiuhuizhazhen,yaobuyizhenbabingzhameile,yaobuyizhenbamingzhameile,meiyouqitadexuanzefangan。

“die!”tangzhilikeyizhengyancideshuodao:“wojuedewomingtianyinggaizaodianqudianxianeibaodao,bunenggufudianxiaduiwodexinren!”

“henhao,yaodejiushizheiguqishi!”tangyouhahadaxiao。

zheishi,sufucongyizishangqingqingyiyue,tiaodaoletangyoujiaobian,guaiqiaodejiaoleyisheng,ranhouweizhetangyoudejiaocenglaicengqu,sangzilifachuhuluhuludeshengyin,napashiyizhangmaolian,dounengcongshangmiankanchujihuyaoliuchulaidechanmei。

“zheimaodaoshiguaiqiao!”tangyouyikanjiulele,“shiheniyiqihuilaideba?yeshi,pingshidiebuzaijia,duinishaolejifenguanjiao,ruguoniyuanyiyangmaojiuyangba。”

shuowanzhihou,ditouzaifeimaodetoushangmolejixia,zheicaixiaohehedelikai。

tangzhihaichuyubunenghunchidengsi,bixuyaoshangbandaogangdejusangzhizhong,haobantiancaifanyingguolai,jiuzaiganggangduanduandeneiyiduanshijianli,zijibudanchengleyimingshiwei,erqiehaichenggonglingyanglelailibuming,yisiyaojingdefeimaoyizhi!zheijianzhishizijirenshengzuirangrenjuewangdeshike。

“dengyixia!”tangzhimengle,“huweiyejiubale,zenmehaiyangshangmaole?wo......e......”

tangzhigangxiangkaikoujujue,feimaoyijingyizongshenpaodaolechuangpushang,yongyizhizhuazixianqilechuangshangdepugai,luchulexiamianmouxiexieedeyijiao,ranhouduizhetangzhibihualeyigeshoushi,qingqingshuodao:“chaigutoumiao!”

“woqu!”tangzhideyanleidouyaoliuxialaile,taturanyishidaozijibeiyizhimaowuqingdexiuruheweixiele,fennu,yumen,gaobiezhaishenghuo,mingtianturanyaoqushangbandejuewang,zaijiashangbeiyizhimaoweixiedejudaxiurugan,zhongyurangzheiweichedibaofale,taturanneiniumanmian,dahouleyisheng,“die!”

“gansha?”tangyouconggebifangjiantanchutoulaiwenleyiju。

“woxiangyangmao!”tangzhihuanhuandibishangyanjing,xinzhongdexinnianzaiyishunjianbengtale。

haoba,zheihuoyemeishenmexinniankeyan。

“yangjiuyangbei,duodadianshia。”tangyoupiepiezui,“tongyile!”

shuowanzhihouyousuolehuiqu,jixumanghuqule。

“bucuo,bucuo!”feimaoxiaomimideduodaoletangzhishenbian,shenchuzhuazilaishifenrenxinghuadepailepaitadejianbang,“shishiwuzheweijunjie!zaishuole,nixiaoziyebuyongneimejuewangma!weidadezhexuejiapeigencengjingshuoguo,qijiduozaieyunzhongchuxian。xianzainideyunqishizaogaoledian,danshiyaoxiangxinqijijiuzaiqianfangma!”

“shagen?”tangzhiyilianmangran。

“peigen!”sufuyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“haoxiangshiyizhongazhurou。”

“azhurouyenengshuozheixie?”tangzhiqiguaidewendao。

“zheiyoushaqiguaide,zheirounengzhangdaosanqianyinziyijin,shuojushenmehuadoubuqiguai!jiusuantaxialaitiaogewu,niyeyaorenzhe,shuobudingniyijiaohao,maizhuroudehainengzaizhangsangetongban!”feimaoyongzhuazibichuyige‘san’lai。

“youdaoli,shuodeyoudaoli,zhiyaozheidongxizhiqian,zuoshenmedoushiduide。”tangzhidiantoudunangdao。

“bucuo,xiaohuoziwuxingjingren!”feimaohahayixiao,“fangxinhaole,youwozheigeshenxianzai,dangshiweishenmede,wanquanshixiaoshiyidie。”

“ai!”tangzhiyangtianzhangtan,“xiangwotangzhi,tangtangnaner,jingranyaobazijidemingyunjituozaiyizhiyaojingshenshang!”

“shishenxian,shishenxiana!hundan!”feimaorenbuzhudishengpaoxiaoleyisheng,ranhoushenchuyizhizhuazilai,“benxiansufu!qingduozhijiao。”

“qingduozhijiao。”tangzhijusangdeyingleyisheng。

feimaosufumizheyanjing,huangzheweibakanzhetangzhi,xinlidigu,“benmiaoguoranshicongmingguoren,rangzheixiaozidangshangshiwei,youlezhangqifanpiao,youyoulebaoendejiekoumiao,xingfuderenshengyijingxiangbenmiaozhaoshoulou!”

diertian,tangyoudaizhetangzhiquleliuwangzifudi,yejiushineichuzhaizi。duiyuzheili,tangzhiqishiyijingshudebunengzaishule,shuoshiwangzifudi,biyibandefuhujiayeqiangbudaonaqu,jiushimingzitingzhehureneryi。jiebeibusenyan,fangshoubuyanmi,tangzhixianzhemeishijiujinquwanyiquanqu。

keyiqianshiyiqian,xianzaishixianzai,tangzhixianzaikeshizhengbajingdeshiwei,suiranmeirupinji,keshiyezaibianle。tangzhizheicijiushilaiganhuode。suoyitangzhizheicizoudebushigoudong,shizhengmen。

zhengmenliangmingshiwei,dingkuiguanjia,shoulinazhezhangqiang,yuanyuankanzheweifenglinlin。

“kandaomeiyou?!”tangyoumanliandezihao,“zheijiushihuangjiadeqipai!biekanzanmenliudianxiahaoxiangbushouchong,suoyizaizheilidanglegexiansanwangye。kewangyejiushiwangye,napashixiansande,neiyeshiwangye!zheikuijiabingqidoushiyoujiangjiuyouguijudi!yibanyamenkoumenkouzhanzhedejiushigeyayi,shoulinazheliangtiaogunzichonggemenmian,yezhiyouzanmenliudianxiazheizhongwangye,haiyouneixiedegaowangzhong,chaotingxinrendejiangjun,zheicaiyoukenengrangzheiyangdewushishouzaizheili!”