“nizheiluanchenzeizi，jingganmobengong，babengongfangxia，kuaifangxia！”
“nijiaoba，jiaopohoulongyebuhuiyourenjiunide。”
liurenjianghetaihoukangzaijianshang。
erhetaihoujiugenyitiaoyuyiyang，zaitajianbangshangputeng，
liurenbudebuhuangezishi，jiangtajiazaiyexia，likaihuanggong，ranhouqizhemadunruyese，huidaolezijidefudi……
寝屋内。
liurenyisongshou，hetaihoubiantandaozaitadechuangtashang。
“weihejiangbengongdaidaocidi，nijiujingyaozuoshenme？”hetaihoupinmingzhengzhaleyilu，sangzidouhanyale。
tayouxiehaipadezuoguyoupan，faxianzhengchuyuyigemoshengdehuanjing。
hetaihouzhinengshuangbeihuanbaoxigai，quansuozheshenzi，cetangzaichuangtashangkuleqilai：
“wuerawuwuwu……doushibeinijiduside，nigendongzhuoshiyiqiuzhihe，guozeiduchong，doubudehaosi！”
liurenzuozaidishang，beikaochuangta，shuangshouwulian……
hetaihouzhetengleyilushang，takeshizaolaozuile，xianzaijuranhaiyaoku，haiyaoma……
“ruguohaixiangzaijiandaonierzi，jiubazuibishang！”liurenzhanqishen，kanzhetalengshengdao。
“woerzi……tasilewuwuwu……dengdeng！nishuoshenme，haixiangzaijiandao？”
“meicuo，hainengzaijian，zhibuguozanshibuxing，zheiyeshimeibanfa，weilejiunimenmuziliang，wokeshihuochuqu，lianlianpidoubuyaole！”
tingdaoliurenzheifanhua，hetaihoumeitoujinsuo：“jiuwomenmuzi……nideyisishishuo，bengongdeerzimeisi？”
“simeisi，yedekannipeibupeihewo。”
hetaihoushouqileihua：“yaozenmepeihe？”
liurenxiaoshengdao：“wozhaodongzhuojiangniyaolaizuoqie，nijiuguaiguaidejiwozuoqie，napashiyanxi，yebunengyouyisidechacuo！”
“dengguojiri，wohuibaliubianjiuchulai。”
“zheichangxishiweilejiuniniangliangyande，nikebuyaozawodetai！buranzanmendoudesi！”
hetaihoufangfotingdaoleshenmetiandademimi，yishijian，liankanliurendeyanshendoufashenglebianhua：
“zheiweigong……gongzi，nideyisishishuo，woertuxueshensi，shijiade？”
“haishineijuhua，nipeihewo，neibianshijiade，nibupeihe，liubianjiuzhensile！”
hetaihoufangfozhuazhulejiumingdaocao：“haohaohao，wopeiheni，bujiushijinidangqiema，zhiyaowoerzinenghuo，niyaowozuoshenmedouxing。”
柳刃一脸古怪。
这话听着好生别扭。
gaodewoshifanpaiyiyangjiejiejie！
“fanzhengcongjinyihou，wodemingshengshichedichoule……”liurentanleyikouqi。
“gongzidedaendade，womingjizaixin！”hetaihouyibazhuazhuliurendeshouwan，“suirangongzimingshengsaodi，danyezhishizanshide，zhiyaowoyubianerweinifasheng，jiangzhenxiangzhaogaotianxia，dahanhuangzu，dinghuihainiqingbai，haihuishishidaidaijiangningongfengqilai！”
“hetaihou，younizheijuhua，wojiufangxinle。”
“buyaojiaohetaihou，nujiaxianzaishigongzidejianqie，jiaowohesiling，huozhelingerbianhao~”
柳刃嘴角一抽：
“hehe，linger，niruxizhenkuaia！”
“doushiweilezanmendehaiziyafujun~”
liurenmale，zheijiahuohaizhenshijiuzixinqie，zhangzuibizuijiushinujia~fujun~
嗲嗲的还有点娇。
真特么勾人啊！！
hetaihouzhidaoliurenbushihuairenhou，zheicaifangxiafangbei，zailiufuliudalejiquan，faxianyouxieqingleng。
“fujunjialimeiyouxiarenhuozheshinvma？”
liurenyaotou：“wozuorihaishidingyuandesuijunlangzhong，gangbeidongzhuodaihuiluoyang，tashanglewojijianpuzikaiyiguan，xianzaihaimeiyingye，shenshangyifenqiandoumeiyou，qunalizhaoxiarenshinv？”
“fujunwuyou，qianzheigedongxi，nujiashenshanghaiyouyixie！”
suizhehesilingshengyinluoxia，zhijiantaconghuaililitaochuyidabajinyin，jiezhecongzuoxiutaochuyibazhubao，youcongyouxiumochuyixiemeiyumanao，shenzhibatoushangdefeicuizanzichouchu……
“fujunnikuaikuainaqu，xianbayiguankaiqilai。”hesilingzhuaqineixiezhubaohejinyin，sairuliurendeshouzhong，“zhiyushengxiadeqian，fujunqumaijigexiarenheshinvba。”
kanzheshouzhongdejinyinzhubao，liurenyoudianmeng，cidengbaobeikedoushiyinghuoya！
nandaohetaihoujiushichuanshuozhongdebaifumeima？
“jiranruci，neifujunwo，kejiubukeqilejiejiejie！”
……
翌日清晨，朝会。
liurensuiwuguanzhi，quebeiliruqiangxingjiaoleguoqu。
shuoshirangtajianjianshimian，danshuobaile，wufeijiushixiangrangneixiexianhuangjiuchen，jianshijianshidushahongnongwang，luzouhetaihouderenjiujingshishei。
ruciyilai，suoyourendouhuirenwei，liurenzhanzailedongzhuodeneiyibian。
chaotangzhishang……dongzhuoyixiangguozhiming，zhanzaiwenwubaiguanzhishoudeweizhi，buguojinritadelianseyouxieyumenheqifen，sihushiyoushenmeyaojindeshiqingfashengle。
“laofushizaishibumingbai，daodishinalidezuilezheiyuanshaoyuanbenchu！”
“dangchuwogujitayuanjiasishisangong，zheicaifangtayitiaoshenglu，meixiangdaotataolijingshihoujuranjiujishibaluzhuhou，qibingfanwo！”
“zaozhijinri，wojiuyinggaizaileta！”
dongzhuodeshengyinyouruleizhen，baohannuhuodesangyin，jiangmanchaowenwudeyaodouhewanlejidu。
wujiangduiliezhizhongdaoshimeishenmeyiyang，bijingyoulvbuzheizunfeijiangzhenzhe。
erwenchenduilieli，liurenyiyigelangzhongdeshenfenzhanzailimian，xiandeyouxiegegeburu，ketaquewuyikanjiantaifuyuanwei，yejiushiyuanshaodeshufu，datuiyouxiezhandou，mingxianzaihaipa。
zhiyusituwangyun，zeshimianluxise，zaitaxinli，dongzhuojiushiguozei，xianzaiyuanshaoyaojijieshibaluzhuhou，zhengshuntaxinyi。
jiejicaocaoqixingdaocishadongzhuo，yijidiaochanmeirenjilijianlvbu，qishidoushiwangyundeshoubi。
zheilaoxiaoziyoudiandongxini……
liurenzaixinlilvlelvjiexialaihuifashengdeshiqing，yesuanshiyoulegepu。
zhiyuyuanshao，rujinzhishiyingzaoshengshi，julishibaluzhuhouhuimeng，xingchengshili，haiyouyiduanshijian！
jinrichaohui，dongzhuoyongyuanshaodeshiqing，qishishijietifahui，benyishiweilezhenshechaotangbaiguan，youqishigonghoudazu，yijiwangyunneixielaochen！
dengdongzhuoshenmeshihouhanleile，bianhuiyihuishou，shiyituichao。
erneiliuxie，jiugenzhexiaoxueshengyiyang，gelongyishangzhanzhanweiweidezuozhe……
budui，tajiushixiaoxuesheng！
bijingcaiqibasui，dongzhuoshengyinshaoweiyida，jiunengjitaheniao。
朝会散后。
liurenzhunbeiqumaijigepurenheshinv。
kejiuzaitachuanxiedeshihou，zaijiweichaobadeerlixia，tingdaopangbianxiaotaijiandeshengyin……
“jinrisitudarenshoudan，qingninwanshang，daofuyixu！”
“jinrisitudarenshoudan，qingnin……”
liurenniutousaoleyiyan，guorankandaoyigexiaogonggong，zhengzaiyadishengyin，genchaozhongdexianhuangjiuchenmenchuandixiaoxi。
“zheishi……caocaocidongdekaiduan？”
liurenmashangfanyingguolai，kejiushizheimeduanzanlengleyixia，shenhoudeneixiedachen，biankaishizhoumaqilai……
“heng，chuangexieyemomojijide！”
“ququyijielangzhong，zhibuguobaozhudongzhuodatui，yepeilaichaotangyuwodengtonglie？”
“cirendushahongnongwang，zhennaiwodahanzeizi！”
“ta**hougong，jianghetaihoubaohuijiadangqie，houyan**！”
tingdaomasheng，taniutoukanqu，neixierenbianlijiniuguolian，zhuanyihuati。
liurentanqi，mingshengguoranshichouleya……
不过不着急。
让子弹飞一会儿！
likaichaotanghou，liurenqumailewugetashidexiaren，youmailaiwugejingqiaonenggandenvpu。
zuihou，tahaizoujinyijiayaopu，gouzhilejipiyaocai，youmaileyixiezhenjiuheyiliaoyongju，rangxiarenbangmangyunhuizijipuzili，yiguanyesuanshinengzhengchangyunyingle。
馆名：大爱医馆！
menqianliangce，haiyouyifuduilian。
shanglian：yirenxinhuanrenjianzhenqing。
xialian：yongliangyaochushishangbingtong。
横批：大爱无疆。
hengpixiaguazheyigemupai，shangmianxiezi：xindiankaizhang，qitianneimianfeikanbing，baozhengyaodaobingchu！
liurenbenyi，xianyongmianfeidangxuetou，tigaozhimingdu，rangbingrenbangtadaguanggao，gaishuobushuo，zheiyizhaoqueshiyouyong，yizhuxiangdeshijianbudao，yiguanmenkoubianpaiqilezhangdui，nannvlaoshaojieyou……
biekanrenduo，danjibendoushixiaobing，duiyuyongyoushenyinenglideliurenlaishuo，genbenjiumeiyoutiaozhanxing。
dengyemujianglin，liurenqingqingsongsonggaodingyibaiduogebingren。
rangxiarenheshinvmennashangzijizhunbeihaodeyaocaihou，liurenguandianhuijia。