“2024nian9yue1ri，longhushanxinrentianshixuanbadadiankaiqi，gefangdaojiaopaibiefenfencanyu，keweishidaomendekongqianshengshi！”
“laotianshijiangweihuoshengzheqinshoutianshijian，tianshiyin，tianshizipao……youxintianshijiwei，wanrenguanli。”
“yu2024nian9yue1ri，cansaizhezhangzhangfeng，zhangming，zhangxuan……dengshubaiweicansaizheyijiuwei。”
……
douyintuiliuzhong，yizezhibohenkuaixiyinlekejianwanshoujidewangfugui。
刚准备划走，
kequezaitingdaoneishuxidemingzishi，wangfuguituranlengzhu。
“张铭？？？”
benyiweishizijihuanting，kezaizhongxinzixiguankanlezhibohuamianzhongdeshuxishenyingzhihou，wangfuguidourandengdashuangyan。
“**？真是他！”
“怎么了老王？”
wangfuguishenpangdejiweitongxue，henkuaifaxianlewangfuguideyiyang，fenfenweileguolai。
“nimenkan，zheishipinlideren，xiangbuxianglaozhang？”
wangfuguizhizhezhibohuamian，
jirenfenfenkanqu，suijiluchubuganzhixinzhise。
“zhangming？haizhenshita！”
“longhushantianshixuanbadadian？？？”
“laozhangqucanjiatianshixuanbadasaile？？？”
“开什么玩笑？？”
kanzheshipinzhongdexiaoxiheneidaoshuxideshenying，suoyourendouxianruleqiangliezhenjingzhizhong，nanyizhixin。
“wojideshujiaqian，niliangbushishuomaochongzhangqigongqutianshifudagong，hunlianggeyuejiuhuilaima？”
“zenmeniganghuilai，zheijiahuohaizaineier？”
“erqiezheijiahuocaidailelianggeyuea，cailiangyue，jiuzhunbeijingxuantianshizhiweile？？？”
shenpangtongxuexianrulenanyiyanshuodezhenjingzhizhong，
gengduodehaishifenfenkanxiangwangfugui。
毕竟，
fangjiaqianwangfuguihezhangmingkeshishuohaoleyikuaiqulonghushanmaochongzhangqigongde，erqie，liangrenhaizhenjiudoubeixuanshangle。
但现在……
“我不道啊。”
王富贵茫然挠头，
zijihehaoxiongdizhangmingzaineibianganlezuzuyigeyuehou，liandaomendianjidezierdourenbuquanni，zenmezheiyigeyueguoqu，zheijiahuodouzhun
备竞选天师了？
一时间，
zhangmingyerangwangfuguigandaoshenshendemosheng。
cengjingyikuaishuishangxiapudehaogemener，yikuaiqiangtongyitongpaomianchidehaoxiongdi，beizhezijitoutouhunchuletou？？
wangfuguifangfoshoudaolewandianbaojishanghai，
shenzhiyiduhuaiyi，zheishibushihaoxiongdigenzijinaozhewan，ranhouzhaorenzuolegeshipinlaihuyouziji，zhibuguoyinweixianghuguanzhudeyuanyin，qiahaorangzijishuadaole？
“laozhang，nizainaerni？？”
“niangde，dangchushuohaohunliangyuegelaotianshiyibojiuhuilai，nitaniangbeizhewotoutouhunchuletou？/tongku/”
“laozhang，nishuohuaa！”
jielianfachujigexiaoxi，quechichimeiyouhuiying，
wangfuguichangshidadianhuaguoqu，kequeshizhongwurenjieting。
“huaile，zheixiaozigaibuhuilaizhendeba？”
王富贵心下大惊。
“nimenkan，zheibushizanmenbandezhangmingma？tazenmezaitianshixuanbadasailimian？”
“haojiahuo，nimenyeshuadaole？”
“zheicaikaixuediyitiana，wohaiyiweizhangmingchidaole，sheinengxiangdaozheijiahuojingranqulonghushancanjiatianshixuanbale！”
“buduia，zheizhenshizhangming？huibuhuizhishizhangdexiangyidian？”
不多时，
yeluxuyoutongxueshuadaolezheiyizezhibo，
bijingshidaomenjieneilonghushandetoudengdashi，douyinzheibiantuiliuhenshijuda。
suizhetongxuemenjinghuchuanlai，
wangfuguidengrenheqitatongxueyelianmangweileguoqu。
“haoxianghaizhenshizhangming！”
“guolegeshujia，wotongxuedouzhunbeijingxuanlonghushantianshile？”
“niubiniubi，woyizaojiukanminggebusichangren，rujinkanlaiguozhenshitianxuanzhizi！”
“zhalie，meixiangdaowominggejingranzheimezhalie！”
“buguozheihuibuhuishiaihechengdeshipina？”
suishuoyoubushaotongxueduizhangmingcanjiatianshixuanbasaigandaozhenjing，danhaishiyourentichuleyiyi。
毕竟，
zhangmingsuishuoxuexichengjiminglieqianmao，danguigenjiediyebuguoshigeputongdetiancaixuebabale，zenmeshujiaqijianchuquhunlelianggeyue，jiuyaozhunbeijingxuantianshile？
zheipianshijieduiyugezhongchuanchengjiweikanzhong，
bulunshigeleiwuxue，haishigezhongdaotong，baocundedoushifenwanzheng。
故而，
shenzhitianshifutiliangdetongxuemen，gengjiaqingchu，yidanchengweiledaomentianshi，jianghuidaibiaozheshenme。
zuoweidaomenshuyishuerdelonghushantianshifu，qishiyiranchengdeshangshizhenggehuaxiazuiweiniubidedaotong。
执玄门牛耳，
tianshilingchu，tianxiadaomen，moganbucong！
可以说，
jiusuanzhangmingchengweibuletianshi，tazhiyaozhendeyouzhencaishixue，zaitianshifuyongyouyidingfenliang，neime……tajibianshilikailetianshifu，fangyanzhenggetianxiadaomen，doukeyihengzhezou。
zheijiushitianshifudetilianghe**！
tianshifuneiyixielihaidedaozhang，bulunzoudaonalidouhuibeirenfengweizuoshangbin，liyuyoujia。
gengbieshuozhizhangtianshifudelaotianshile！
可以说，
laotianshibianshizhenggedaomendehuohuashi，
普天之下，
daomenzhizhong，bianshijueding！
suishuolaotianshibishiyijiu，keshijieshangqueduoyouguanyulaotianshidechuanyan。
施云布雨，
令出即从，
shenzhizaichuanyanzhong，henduoxinfengdaojiaoderen，doujianglaotianshibizuoshenmingyibandecunzai。
也正因此，
zaiqinyankandaozijidetongxue，zaizhunbeicanjiaxinyirentianshidexuanbasaihou，suoyoutongxuedouxianruleqiansuoweiyoudezhenhanzhizhong。
这无异于跟他们说，
guolegeshujia，tamendetongxuezhunbeichengweilekeyanjiezuidingjiandejiaoshou，yihuozhejijiangchengweiguojiagaoceng。
zheijianzhibuyaotaiguolipu！
“buyinggaishiai，wogangshangwangchaleyixia，tianshifuzuijinqueshifabulexinyirentianshidexuanbabisai。”
“zheiqibushishuo，wominggezhendequjingxuantianshiqule？”
“tabushigenwangfuguicaiganleliangyuema，wangfuguidoupaoluhuilaile，zheijiahuoliuxiale？？”
同学们激烈交流，
很快，
wangfuguiyexiangdaoleshenme，lianmangjibanzhurenlaoshidaquledianhua，xunwenguanyuzhangmingdeshiqing。
“bushi，zhangmingqinglezuzuyiniandejia？！”
zaidedaobanzhurenlaoshidekendinghuiyinghou，sixiatongxuemenyiranshimianmianxiangqu。
这显然，
tongbantongxuezhangming，jiyoukenengshizhendequcanjiatianshixuanbasailea！
嗡嗡。
zhengdangzhongrenchixuzhenjingzhiji，turan，wangfuguishoujiyezhenzhanqilai。
接通电话，
不等王富贵开口，
dianhuaneitoubianchuanlaileraoyouxingqudeshengyin：
“yo，laowang，meixiangdaowojingxuantianshideshier，jingranbeinifaxianle。”