bujinruci，zhangshuhaifaxianxiaoshaoyezhengjiewubi，yuanbenailuandiuluanfangdewenwanju，shubenshenmededoubeizhengzhengqiqidebaifangdaolejuzili。
zhengjiedeyisizhezhoudoumeiyoudechuangtoubaizheyitaodiehaodeshuiyi。
“四爷！”
zhangshuxinzhongyijin，ganjinzhuanshenquleluyinghuaidefangjian，“siye，buhaole，xiaoshaoyebujianle！”
“什么？！”
“bujinruci，xiaoshaoyedefangjianhaizhengjiedebuxianghua，siye，weishenmebangjiaxiaoshaoyedebangfeiyaobangmangshoushifangjianya？”
dasizhangshudoubuhuixiangxinneifangjianshixiaoshaoyezijishoushide。
yinweilubuyanshichulemingdeyoushounameishoufang。
“封.锁陆家。”
luyinghuaiqishenchongdaolejiankongshi。
damenwaidejiankongli，baiyueshubaozhelubuyanshangleche，juechenerqu。
“zheizheizhei，zheishishei？tabangjiaxiaoshaoyeyaoganshenme？yeshitabangxiaoshaoyeshoushidefangjianma？taweishenmeyaozheimezuo？tashixiangdangxiaoshaoyedehoumama？”
“张叔！”
houmayici**leluyinghuai，tachushenghezhileshiwangeweishenmeyiyangdezhangshushuangshousisiniezaiyiqi。
baiyueshu，ganyongxiaoyanhaiweixiewo，nihaodehen！
ruoxiaoyanshaoleyigentoufa，woyidingyaonibaijiasuoyourendoufuchudaijia！
“likedairengenwoqubaijia！”
……
白家。
baiyueshubaozhelubuyanyijinmen，bagegegejiuweileshanglai。
“xibao，nipaodaonaqule？”sigecongtahuailijieguohaizi，zuokanyoukan，quedingmeiyoushoushang，caisonglekouqi。
liugemeitoujinsuo，danyouzhisehaiweitunqu：“xibao，xiacibukeyizaizijipaochuqulezhidaoma？”
bagefuechengyaozouchulai，lianseshangweihuifu，“xibao，nikehaikulewoya，niyaoshizaibuhuilai，wojiuyaobeinijigejiujiuhuobole！”
“shuojiaonibukanhaoxibaode，haiyoulianbaoyuan！”
laobayichukou，jiubeilianshengzhizele。
dageconglaosishoulijieguoxiaomengwa，dianlediantadebizi，“baobeiya，baijiahaibugoudama？niweishenmelaoshixiangyaowangwaipaoya，waimianduoweixiana，yaoshibeinineigezhadiezhualekezenmeban？”
bagejiujiumenniyiyanwoyiyu，beiweizaizhongjiandelubuyanbeichaodezhiwuerduo。
不听不听王八念经。
这些舅舅们好吵呀。
ercike，hetayiyangyumendehaiyouzhenzhengdebaixiaoxi。
baixiaoxiyidaqingzaojiuconglujiatoupaochulaile，zhengzaibashansheshuideganwangbaijia。
tabuguozaijiulujiazhuleyigewanshang，jiuconglujiadeyongrenzuilitingshuoleyiluokuangmamidehuaihua，tamenmamamishichoubaguai，haidaizhegetuoyouping，weihunshengzibuzhilianchi……
nanguaijiujiumenshuotaqinshengdiedineiyijiarendoubushishenmehaoren。
tamamicaibushichoubaguai，tayebushituoyouping，tashimamigenjiujiumendebaobeigeda！
heng，dahuaidan，luemo！
tazaiyebuxiangjiandaoneigexingludele。
再也不想去陆家了！
baixiaoxiyimianxiangzheyimianjiakuailejiaobu，baijiayijingjinzaiyanqian，tazhongyuhuilaile，haoxiangmamihejiujiumen！
吱——
turan，yizhencierdechacheshengzaishenhouxiangqi。
shijiliangheiseshangwucheyicitinglexialai，cheshangchongchushubuqingdeheiyiren，babaijiaweilegeshuixiebutong。
“小言！”
luyinghuaijiaojideshengyinchuantourenqun，tagaodadeshenyingjibushanglaiyibajiangxiaoxibaoleqilai。
kandaoxiaoxiliansechaohong，shenshangyouzangxixide，luyinghuaihaokandemouzilijihupenchuhuolai。
neinvrenjingzhengannvedaitaerzi！
真是找死！
“xiaoyanbiepa，diedilaile。”
luyinghuaiqiangrennuhuo，roushenganweizhexiaoxi，“guai，xiangenzhangshudaocheshangqu。”
“不，我不是……”
xiaoxiqichuanyuyu，huahaimeishuoyun，jiubeizhangshubaozou，“xiaoshaoye，hehuaileba？meishilemeishile。”
“wobushinijiaxiaoshaoye！”
baixiaoxishengqidezhengzhaleqilai，kandaoluyinghuailengzhihuirenzakailebaijiadamenhougengshijihuaile。
xingludeyaoqifumami，tabixuqubaohumami！
baixiaoxixiangzhe，xiaoshentixiangshiniqiuyiyangdecongzhangshudehuailizuanlechuqu，feikuaipaokaile。
白家。
lujiarenzamendedongjingjingdonglezhengzaiketingliguanxinwaishengdejiren。
baiyueshukandaomianchenrubingdeluyinghuaidaizheyiduirenqishixiongxiongdechonglejinlai，weiweicumei，“dage，nimenxiandaixiaoxiquhoumian，zheiliwolaichuli。”
baiyuelanghanshou，zhuanshenhuishou，barendaizhelubuyanqulehouyuan。
jirenyibianzouhaiyibianjiaotoujieerdemazheluyinghuai。
机会来了！
lubuyanxinzhongyixi，jiujiumendezhuyilidoubeidiedixiyin，cishibuliugengdaiheshi？
yushitachenzhejigejiujiumadezhengqijingerzhiji，wanyaocongguanmucongliliuzhidaji。
lubuyancongbieshudehoumenraolechuqu，meiyouzhuyiyigehetazhangdeyimoyiyangdexiaonanhaicongguanmuconglingyibianzuanjinlehoumen。
“xiaoshaoye，nikuaibiepaole，niyaoleisiwozheibalaogutouya！”
lubuyanyiguzuoqipaodaolebaijiadamenkou，haimeibaqichuanyun，jiubeicongcongganlaidezhangshuyibabaozhu。
kantameishi，zhangshucaihenhensonglekouqi，“wodexiaozuzong，ni，ni，ni，nizenmejiuzheimepini？nizhibuzhidaojinzaoshang……”
zhangshurenlaole，xuxutaotao。
lubuyanpazaitahuailitingzhetalaotao，songlekouqidetongshi，youyinyindesinianqilebaiyueshu。
……
lingyibian，liansecangbaidexiaoxiqichuanyuyuliujinhoumen，dengshibeibagejiujiutuantuanweizhu。
“xibao，niyoupao？aaaaaniweishenmezheimexihuanpaoya？”
“xingludejiuzaiwaimian，rangtakandaonilenijiuwandanlezhidaoma？！”
“tayaoshibanibaozoule，nijiuyongyuanjianbudaonimamigenjiujiumenle，nixianggenjiujiumenfenkaima？”
……
xiaoxishuaishuaitou，xiangyaohuiyingjiujiumendexutao，zhishitazhitingdaoleerduolizhizhidexiang，shixianyejianjianmohuleqilai。
“xiaoxi，nizenmebushuohua？lianseyezheimenankan，shibushiyounalibushufu？”
“大舅舅，我……”
xiaoxigangyizhangzui，yanqianjiuyihei，xiaoshentibushoukongzhidewangqianyizai，yunleguoqu。
“小蹊！”
“xiaoxinibiehejiujiumenya！”
……