第4章

4、

“nimendouliaoxieshenmele?liaodezheimerenao?”

yibangdalaoyemencongliwuchulaile,wobakanjianxiaodeziyaliezuidewomawendao。

“meishenme,buguoshilajiachangbale!”

我爽朗地笑了笑。

“niaoniaochuxiyo!womenjiachuleyigedazuojia,lebuqiyo!”

“shiazhijun,zanliujiazheixiaobeizhong,zuishuniaoniaochuxi,daxuehaimeibiyenijiuzhuanneimeduoqian,lihaiyo!”

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jingliguoganggangdeyixilieshijian,gugushenshendefengxianglimazhuanbian,doukaishigongweiqiwolai。

ergangganghaiyinweizaibianjiaoshishangan,erbeishouzhumudexiaoxiaobiaojiecikequebeiliangdaoyibian。

“meiyoumeiyou,jiejiesaosaomenshuoxiaole,buguowomenjianiaoniaoaqueshishirangrenshengxin!”

wobayehehezhixiao,kanzhewomomoshuqidamuzhi。

wobazuoweiyeyedeyifuzi,shijializuixiaodeerzi。

zidachushengjiumeiyoubaba,zuishounainaitengai。

wobapaixinglaoba,shangmianhaiyousigejiejiehesangegege。

yinweinainaiduiwojiadepianai,jingchangshoudaoqitajijiarendepaiji。

youqishiwokaoshangleyisuobuchumingdeerliudaxue,zainainaijiabeizheiqunrenchuolesannianjilianggu。

jintiankesuanshiyangmeituqileyiba。

5、

“sha?niaoniaorujinzhuanzheimeduoqianle?laobaa,neiguoqingjiewojiaxiaoweiquxifunikedebangsigeyibaa!”

sishutingdaowoxianzaiyigeyuejiwankuai,limachaowobashizidakaikou。

“haiyoua!zanmazheixienianzuitengnile,nizuoweixiaoweideqinshushu,tajiehunnikebudehaohaobiaoshibiaoshi!”

tingdaozheihua,qiyudeqinqifenfenguanwangqilai,yigegedouluchuyuyuyueshidebiaoqing。

bijingxianzaixishu,wojiashiguodezuihaode。

“shialaoba,wojiaxiaoweizaoshuole,jiugennizheigeshushuzuitouyuan,tazuijiaoganggangkanshangleyiliangsuv,bugui,yecaishijiwanba!nikannizuoweiqinshushu,shibushidebiaoshibiaoshi!”

四婶也补充道。

“laoba,daonibiaoxiandeshihoule!”

“shialaoba,zankeshiyijiaren!buzhunxiaoqia!”

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yiqunqinqilimakaishitianyoujiacu,jiangwobajiazaihuoshangkao。

呸!一群吸血鬼!

yinweibumannainaipianaiwolaoba,zainainaiqushideshihou,manzhegaokaofuxidewoba,toutoucuangaileyizhu。

jiangnainaihuafenjiwobadeneigefangziguafenle。

xianzaitamenzenmeyoulianlaixiwobadexue!

“sha?xiaoweihewoqin?sisaonikebiekaiwanxiaole,xiaoweicongxiaodaodadoumeigenwoshuochaoguosanjuhuaguo!zheiketanbushangqina!”

我爸笑呵呵地说道。

“zaishuole,neishiniaoniaodeqian,hewomenliangkouzimeiguanxi,wohaishixiaoweideqiongshushu,kenabuchuneishijiwanlai。”

wobashuowan,zheiqunrenrengranbuyiburao。

“shayisi?niaoniaoa,nizhuanqianbujinibamahua?neikebuxing,laobajiuniyigenver,zheixieniansuiranguodebuhao,keyeshibanipengzaishouzhangxinchongaide,nikebunengbuxiaoshun!”

qigudaizhukoufengpipanwo。

xiaosi!womenzheixienianguodebuhaoyeyounimencanyudefen!

zaoxienianyeyeyousitaofangzi,meigeerzifenyitao。

gugumensuiranmeiyoufangzi,keyeyedeerbaiduowancunkuanyifenweisijiletamen。

meigerenchujiadeshihouhaijitianzhilebushaojiazhuang,shenmejinzhuozijinxianglianyingyoujinyou!

weidulaobadeneifen,shiquzuihaodeyitaofangzibeizheijigerentoutoumailefenleqian!

zuihoujirenhaichenzhenainaiqushi,duihaolekougong,yikouyaodingnainaishenmedoumeijibabaliuxia。

babaganggangjinglilesangmuzhitong,haimeijiandaonainaizuihouyimian,tuifeileyiduanshijian。

erzhengjianshiqingdeshizuoyongzhejiushiqiguhesishu!

dengbabafanyingguolaiyeweishiyiwan。

zaijiashangzongguishiyijiaren,shiqingjiuzheiyangguoqule。

zheijinianfangjiayilubiaosheng,nainaiqushideshihoubabazhengzhigaokao。

zheijigegegejiejiefeidanmeiyouduibabashenchuyuanzhuzhishou,haiandilicailebabayijiao。

daozhibabagaokaoshili,zhikaoshanglezhuanke。

zuihouyouyinweigaoedexuefeixuanzechuoxuedagong,chengweileyimingliushuixiangongren。

zuihuaideshi,tamenguafenfangzideshihoushimimoujinxingde,fanerzaibabagaokaoqianyigelibaigaosulebabanainaiqushidexiaoxi。

erqienainaidangshiyijingxiazangle!

benshenjiubijiaoyilainainaidebabayishizhijianbengkuibuyi,zaikaochangshanghunguoquliangci,zheicaimeinengkaoshangxinyidedaxue。

tangruodangshimeiyoutamencanhezheiyijiao,yibabadeshilikaogebenkeneishichuochuoyouyu。

“laoba,zheigejiushinidebuduile,qinqijiushiyaoduozoudongcaiqin,nizheicibangxiaoweinaxialezheiliangche,yihouxiaoweibudebanidangchengqindieyiyang!”

“shialaoba,niyoumeiyouerzi,yihouhaibushidekaozheijigezhizi?”

e...wozhixiangshuo,wohaimeisini。

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tamenyouzaixuxutaotaoshuozhe,xiangquanshuowobanaqianchulaijisishujiade**erzimaiche。

tamenshuolaishuoqu,mangzhebangwobamaguafenwozhuandeqian,quanranhulvelewozheigedangshiren。

“xingle!nimenbieshuole,bujiushixiangrangwochuqianbangbiaogemaichema?zheiyoushanande!”

worenbuzhudashengshuodao,yixiazibasuoyourendemuguangdouxiyinguolai。

“还是袅袅懂事!”

“shialaoba,nverjiushitiexina!”

...

“niaoniao,darenshuohuaxiaohaizibiecanhe!”

wobalimalizhengyancidishuodao,danxinwozheigeloufengxiaomianaozhendebeizheiqunchirendeyaoguaijihuzhu。

“meishiba,wozijizhuandeqianziyoufencun,ganggangsishuneijuhuashuodehenhao,qinqima,zoudezoudejiuqinle!sishua,jibiaogemaichekeyi,neinishibushiyedebiaoshibiaoshia?”

woxiaomimidikanxiangzuixiantiaoshidesishu。

“zheishidangran,zanmenshiqinqi,shiyijiaren!”

sishuziyiweidecheng,limakuaxiahaikou。

“hao!zhinvwojiudengninzheijuhuani!qinqiwanglaijiushiyaoyoulaiyouwang,jiranwodouchuqianjibiaogemaichele,neisishushibushiyedebiaoshibiaoshi,zhishaobadangniantunlewobadefangziqianjituchulaiba!dangshidejiwankuai,xianzaikezhiersanshiwanni!”

shuowanzheijuhua,zaichangdeqinqidoushuadeyixia,liansebiandecangbai。

“xiaohaizibuhuishuohua,haiqingjianliang,keke!”

wobakesoulejisheng,shiyiwojixu。

“zhei...nizheihaizi!xiashuoshenme?”

sishuxinxudijiejiebabaqilai。

“fangzia!tingshuojiweishushuguguzaiwobagaokaodeshihou,toutoumomoguafenlebengaishuyuwomendefangzini!wobadadu,bashushugugumendangqinqi,zheicaibulelezhile,danshiqinxiongdimingsuanzhang,jiranyihouhaiyaowanglai,shibushiyinggaixianbazhangqingsuanyixia!”

我很认真地说道。

“这...”

jigeshushudouliansebuzizaiqilai,guguyanshenhuxiangluanpiao,yiranluanlezhenjiao。

zheijianshizuizaohaishidashuhezuijiushuolouzuide,keneishibabazaojiuchengjia,yemeiyouguoduojijiao。

zheijianshiyechenglezheiyidajiazirenxinzhidumingdeshile。

“zenme?buyuanyie?sishuzheimemeiyouchengyi,neichedeshijiusuanleba!bijingqianjinianwobaweilerangwojinzhongdiangaozhongmeishaoqiuninbanshi,ninyedangmeitingjian,neizheijianshiwoyejiudangmeitingjian,yihoubuzhunzaitilee!”

wowugudizhazheyanjing,kanxiangyizhongqinqi。

“haiyouni!erguzaoxienianjiaosuobiaojiesisuiwodejiangzhuang,sanguweilerangsangufuzuoshangzuzhangdeweizhi,toutouquchangzhangneilishuowobahuaihua!wugugenbiedelinjuzaoyaowobamatiantianchaojia,haishuowobushiwobadehaizi!...”

woyiyijiangzheixiezaoxinqinqizuoguodequedeshishuochulai,changmiandunshigangayichang。

zhiyoudashuyijiaxingmianyunan。

xushihewobahaiyouyisiqingfenzai,youhuoshikuijiudangnianheqitashushugugusuanjilewoba,daboyijiaduiwomenhaibucuo。

wobaxiagangzuijiannandesannian,daboyizhizaitoutoujiejiwomen。

“hahaha!xiaohaizijiushilvzhen,zheixieshidouguoqule,niaoniaoniyezhenshi,zheimejichouni?”

womaxiaozhechulaidayuanchang,ketadexiaoshengfenminghenshuang!

huadoushuodaozheifenshangle,zheixierenyezhongyubuzaijiyuwomenjiadeqianle。