第二章

chengqiangongderizibingbuhaoguo。

suirantaizixianzaihaimeiyouchiwodedasuan，danshangmenzhaochaderenyebushao。

就比如现在。

“你叫玉竹？”

yanqiandenvzidingzhewo，meiyanjieshimanheng。

“jiunizheishenliang，naligen‘zhu’dashangbianle？”

haoba，wochengren，wodexingzhuangdequehe“senshuyuzhi，cuiyunlanggan”dezhujunmeishenmeguanxi。

kewoshiyaoren，sheiyaohetabizheigeya！

yushiwotingzhiguizhedejibei，dadezhengzhongerdasheng。

“huigongzhu，ninshuodedui！”

yueqiaogongzhulengleliangxi，yangshoubianshiyibianzi。

“woxiuruni，niyinggaifanbo，yinggaidama！nimobuzuosheng，shikanbuqibengongzhuma？！”

zhichabancun，neibianzijiuhuichoudaowoshenshang。

wodouzhejianbang，batouchuidegengdile，“gongzhumingjian，chenbuganwunigongzhu。”

“wuqu！wuquzhiji！”

yueqiaoyiliantuoleliangsheng，henhendidiuxiayijuhua，“danyuanninenghuodebiqiansangefeiwujiuyidian！”

wokouenqishen，chenrenbuzhuyishi，xunsuchediaoledianzaixigaixiadehoubu。

axiguanxindao，“guniangbushengqi？”

taizisuibujianwo，quebataboguolaizhaogu。

rizijiule，wohetadaochenglewuhuabushuo。

“gongzhuzuisuidu，xinqueshan，woqishenme。”

wopiejiantashouzhongdeshihe，yanleyankoushui，“jintianyoushishenme？guihuagao？xingrenlu？haishitaorenhudiesu？”

axixiaozheyaoyaotou，dakaishihe，yizhenwoconglaimeiwenguodexiangqizuanrukoubi，putengzhewangweilicuan。

“是红烧狮子头。”

tanaqisuishihefulaideweiyiyishuangyinkuai，“guniangdangzhenbuchangyichang？”

咕咚——

zaogao，koushuitundegengdashengle。

wohenhenqialezijiyiba，“buyong！”

taizizheisiganghaoheyueqiaoxiangfan，biaomianrenshan，neixinquewubiyindu。

mingzhidaowozhinengchineixiemeishenziweidecaogenshupi，quehairirirangrensongfanshiguolai，yilianshuyuedoubudaizhongyangde。

杀人先杀胃啊！

axichidekaihuai，wozennengren。

“mingriniyebuxuchile，liuzhetaohaogongzhuyong！”