第1章 新媳妇

nongcunrendoumixin,yibandouxuanzetuzang,tuzangjiuyaoyoufendi,fengjianxianshengjiushibangrenkanfengshuixuanfendideren。

woyeyeshiwomenneiyidaiyoumingdefengjianxiansheng,tahaiyougewaihao,jiaosanbuxiansheng。tazhisuoyijiaosanbuxianshengshiyinweitayousanzhongqingkuangshijueduibujirenkanfengshuide:

第一,阴雨天不看。

第二,阳宅不看。

disan,jiataipinhuotaifubukan。

yinyutianbukanshiyinweikanmuxuanxuejiangjiukanshanshui、kanfeng、kanqi,yinyutianzheixieduoshaodouhuishouyingxiang,yinyutianyigeyang,qingtianjiuyoushiyigeyang,erzuzongyinzhaixuanzezhiguanzhongyao,xuandehaolejiunengfuzeyanmian、fuyinzisun,xuandebuhaolekenengjiuhuizhaozhidahuolintou、jiamenzaoshoumiedingzhizai。

bukanyangzhai,woyeyeshuofengshuiershinianyiyun,liushinianweiyiyuan,danxianzairenchangchangbiandongqianxi,zheixiedongxiduoshaodounenggaibian;zaizherenxinnance,huorennanbian,genhuorendajiaodaojiumianbulezhengfenjiuchan,suoyitagancuibukanyangzhai,yeshenglezheixiemafan。

jiataipinhuotaifubukan。yinzhaikeyiyingxianghourenmingyunfuze,danyeshiyidianyidiangaibiande,shenzhishiyidaiyidaigaibiande,jueduibukenengzhoufuhuozhezhoupin,danfanzheizhongqingkuangde,doumianlinzhongdabiangu,takanyinzhaijiushitukoufanchi,meibiyaozhanretaiduo。

yeyedexingdangshicongwotaiyeyechuanxialaide,dantaiyeyemeiyouyeyemingqida,sannianxunlongshiniandianxue,yeyedianxueyidianyigezhun,zhouweifangyuanjilishenzhijibailiderendouhuilaiqingyeyequbangzijiaxuanfendi。

mingqidadedaodebaochouziranjiuduo,womenshenjiazaicunzilihenkuaijiushuyishuerle,keyeyejingchangzhangyuduantan,shuoshenmexietianjisunyinde,henyoukenenghuizaodaobaoying,zhengrilichoumeikuliandebugaoxing。

houlaifashengdeshizhongyuyingleyeyededanxin。

wobazaiwoshilaisuideshihoudeleganai,wanqi,weilejiwobazhibing,womabazaonianjizanxialaidedizidoujitaokongle,woyeyeyebutielebushao,danzuizhonghaishimeiyouzhihaowoba。

woergudelepiantouteng,tengdelihailejiuchenjiarenbuzhuyitiaolejing,beilaoshanglaideshihouquanshendoupaodezhongdekanbuchurenyanglaile。

baifarensongheifaren,woyeyeyixiazibingdaole,bingdaomeiduojiujiuqushile,qushishibawomenquanjiarendoujiaodaolewuli,rangwomenfashiyihouzaiyebuyaopengzheiyixinghou,bayigezisedexiazijiaojilewodabo,shuojialihaiyougedakan,shizaiguobuqudeshihouzaidakai。

wodangshiyijingduchuzhongle,yexuelexiedongxi,zhidaowoyeyezheileidongxidousuanmixin,juedewobahewoergudesidoushiyiwai,zheigeshijiegenbenbucunzaibaoyingzheihuishi。

dangran,woyebuxinwoyeyeshuodesuoweidedanan,xiangzheyaoshishenmedounengyucedaole,zheirenhuozhehaiyoushenmeyisi。

yizhidaowoernainaidesi,jialifashengleyijiandashi。

woernainaiqushiqianneiwanhaichileyidawanfan,jingshentouhaodehen,diertianqilaiqujiaotaqichuang,ernainaiyijingmeiqile。

ernainaishiwomenzubeizuihouyigelaoren,suoyijialiwulunzaiwaidushugongzuodeerzisunzibeidouhuiqule,ernainaijiadeyuanzibeijidemanmandangdangde,daochudoushiren,xianderendingxingwang,renaowubi。

womenneililaorenguoshixiazangchubindeshijian,yaokanlaorenshishenmeshihouside,fenweizao、wu、wan,butongshijianlingjiuzaijiatingliudeshijianjiubuyiyang,woernainaishizaoshangside,suoyixiazangdeshijianyizaobuyichi。

suoyizaiwoernainaiguoshidangtian,wosanshulikejiuzaicunzilizhaolejigezhuangding,ganzaiwufanqianfalemadao,dasuanwanshangtoumotaizhequxiazangle。

guojianeishihouzaojiukaishishishihuozangle,danzainongcundadoushimingzheanzhetuzang,cunzilirendouzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan,sheiyebuhuijubaoshei。

dengdaobangshangwudeshihou,wosanshupaiqufendikanderenpaozhehuilaile,dahuxiaojiaoshuowoernainaidemushineiduoleyijuguancai!

tayishuowomenquanjiajiuzhale,woernainaideguancaihaizaijiali,fenliduochulaideguancaiyoushisheide!

jialijigetangxiongdizhong,jiushuwotangdidepiqizuijizao,tayaoheleyisheng,daizheshijigexiaohuozi,haohaodangdangnazhetieqiao、liandaodengjiahuoshenerchaoxishandefendichongqu。

daolefendihou,wotangdizuixiantiaojinmushili,womenjigetangxiongdizaiwaimianhouzhe,dengzhetazhaohuyishengjiuyiqijinqutaiguancai。

womenjigerengangzaifenkengqiandunxia,jiutingwotangdiaodeyisheng,cuanchulaichongwomendixiongjigezhaoshou,“geerjige,nimenkuaixialai,zheiguancailiyou,yougeguang**nvren!”

guang**nvren?woernainaidefenlizenmehuiduochuyigeguang**nvren?

wohewolianggetanggeerhuabushuotiaojinfenkeng,jinlemushi,jiukandaoleliangkouguancai,shuoshiliangkou,danwoeryeyesidezao,dangshiyongdehaishibopiguancai,xianzailandezhishengxiayiduimutoule,hainengyinyuekandaobaigu,neitangneimimanzheyiguqiangbideweidao。

jinaizhewoeryeye“guancai”de,shiyikoudahongguancai,zheijiushiduochulaideguancaile!

womenzoujinmushihou,zhijiecoushangqukanneikouduochulaideguancai。

zheiyikanbudelele,kandewoliantonghongtonghongde,xinyegenzheputongputongluantiao。

duochulaideguancaijuranmeiyouguancaigai,limianguozhentangzhegepanzhetoufadepiaoliangnvren,erqiehaishigequanshen**depiaoliangnvren,zheinvrenxiyaofengxiong**da,youqishitatingqiao**dexiongbu,kandewoxinhuanghuangde,renbuzhuyanleyikoutuomo。

wohewotangdidouhaimeijianguonvrenguang**deyangzi,liansuiranhongdelihai,danyanjingquexiangshinianzhuleyiyang,jinjindingzheguancailidenvrenkan。

“made,zheinvrenpanzhetou,youzheimeyansheng,gaibuhuishizhanglaojiangjiaxinqudewaididesunxifuba?tajiabushijintianbanxishima,zheixifuzasidaoeryeyefenlilaile?”wotangdiyanleyikoutuomo,yilianjingqi。

“huaile,sier,kuaiqujiaonidaboguolai!”wodagezhichouleyiyan,lianselikedabian,rangwohewoergehoutuisanbu,ranhourangwotangdikuaiqujiaowodabo!

womenxiaoshihou,yeyemeishaorangwomenkanshubeikoujue,womenzheijigesunzibeizhong,wodagedegongdizuizhashi,erqietaxianzaizuolejiazhuang,duoduoshaoshaodoudongxie,tashuorangqujiaowodabo,sheiyebugandaiman,wotangdilikejiuqule。

dengtachuquzhihou,wodageyegenwomenyiyanghoutuisanbuzhanding,buzhidaocongnaertaochujigenlazhulaiyiyidianzhe,rangwohewoergeshouliyirennazheyizhi,dingzhuwomenshenmeyebieshuo,jinliangqianhuxi。

wohewoergejiantayilianjinzhang,yebuganduowen,likeanzhaotadefenfu,wozhelazhuzhanding,bahuxijinliangmianyanbianzhang,buganzhengchanghuqixiqi。

jiuzaiwojuedekuaiyaobiebiesideshihou,waimianyijingxiangqileyizhencaozadeshengyin,wodabohenkuaiyexialemuxue,maozheyaozuanjinlaile。

wodabolailezhihou,zhisaoleyiyan,likefenfuwogeersange,“kuaibalazhudouximie,zheishirenjiajizanshedeju,dianlelazhujiuzhelerenjiadedaoerle!”

wodagemianseyibian,likerangwomenximielazhu。

qishibuyongtashuo,wodaboyuqineimeyansu,hedewohewoergezaojiupuchibalazhujichuimiele,naerhaiyongdezhewodagetixing!

womenchuimielazhuzhihou,wodabolikeduiwodageshuo,“nixianzaiquqingzhanglaojiangguolai,jiushuowozaizheilidengzheta,shiqingzongyaojiejue。”

wodagedayingleyisheng,likepashangququqingrenle。

“dabo,zheizhendeshizhangjiagangqudeerxifu?”wodagezouhou,zhenggemushineiyouhuifuleyinanchaoshi,xiangdaoyanqiandeguancailitangzheyigechitiaotiaodenvren,woxinlijiujuedehuanghuangde,meihuazhaohuawenwodabo,“tanianjiqingqing,zenmehuisile,haizheime,zheimebeifangjinleernainaidefenli?”

“tajiazheiliangtianzaibanxishi,bushitajiadeshisheijiade。”wodabolianseningzhong,zaigenwoshuohuadeshihou,tayijingweizheguancaidejigefangweikelejigetou,shiyiwohewoergeyegenzheketou,“zhiyuzenmeside,kongpazhiyouzhangjiaderenxinlicaiqingchu。”

mushilibenlaijiuxiao,womensanrenlaihuizhuanzheketou,jiujuedegengjiabizexiaxiao。

woergezhongyuqifenbuguo,“die,tazhangjiabagangsideerxifufangwoernainaidefenli,mingbailejiushiqizaizanjiabozishanglashi,zhaowoshuo,zanmengancuibazheiguancaitaichuqu,taizhefangtamenlaozhangjiademenkou,rangquancunrendoulaikan,kantalaojiangtoudelianwangnaerge!”

wojuedewoergeshuodedui,likegenzhediantoufuhe,buguanzheixinxifuzenmeside,zhangjiabata**fangwoernainaidefenli,zheijiushizhanwomenjiazufen,mingbailejiushiqifuwomenjia!

meixiangdaowodaboborandanu,huitouyibazhangjiupaizailewoergenaodaiguazishang,“nigenaohuo,jiuzhidaomangan,renjiajiudengzhezanneimeganni,nihaisongshangmenerqu?nimenxianzaiyoushenmehuodoujiwoyaxia,dengzhanglaojianglailezaishuo,renjiagenzanshezheju,dengzhezanzuanni!”

wodangshibudongshenmejubujude,jiujuedezheiwaididexinxifujiehundangtianjiuzheimesile,guaixiqiao、guaikeliande。