第4章
“nishizaihewoshuohuama？”
liumangzhuanshen，youxieyihuodekanzhemianqiandelianggeren。
“shishangfei，niyihounengbunengbiezaichanzhewole？”
yanhanlianshangxiemanleyane，jiangliumangdangzailezijishenhou。
“shenme，tajiaoshishangfei？”
liumangyouxiejingya，shangxiadaliangleshishangfeiyifan。
“tingdaofeigedeminghao，shibushikuaiyaobeihedeniaokuzile，haha！”
“youxierenshenglaijiuzailuoma，youxierenshenglaijiushiniuma！”
“feigezheiyangderen，shiniyongyuandoudezuibuqidecunzai！”
张涛笑道。
zaitakanlai，liumangzhisuoyiyouzheiyangyifufanying，wanquanjiushibeizijiafeigetanghaisidaeshaozhiyidemingtouhedaole。
“guaiguaidedaoqian，ranhougun！”
shishangfeilianshangyemanshideyi。
shenzhitadounengcaidaojiexialaidejuqing，yanqianzheigeshaxiaozikendinghuihedepiguniaoliubutingdedaoqian，ranhouhuiliuliudelikai。
“budebushuo，nibamazhenshigerencai，jiniqudemingzizhengouyouweidaode，shishangfei，haha，wohainiaoshangzouni！”
liumangqingxiaoleyisheng，shenzhihaishifenxianqideshanleshanbizi，haoxiangyanqiandeshishangfeizhendeyoudianchoubukewenyiban。
“ni，nijuranhaiganchaoxiaowo？”
shishangfeirenbuzhudengdaleyanjing。
baoleminghaorenbupa，changmianyiduhenganga。
“mingziqipahaiburangrenshuole？”
liumangwanquanshiyifumeishirendeyangzi。
“laozijinggaoniyihoulihanhanyuanyidian，yaoburanworangnizaitanghaihunbuxiaqu！”
zheiyikeshishangfeinule，ehenhendedengzheliumang，yanyuzhizhongmanmandedoushiweixiedeweidao。
“nishenmeshenfen？yeganjinggaowo！”
liumangshangqianyibu，zhijieyibazhangchoudaoleshishangfeidelianshang。
“nitamade，jurangandawo？”
shishangfeidengzheyanjingyouxiebuganzhixindekanzheyanqiandeliumang。
“nidelianshixiangjinlehaishixiangzuanle，burangbierenda？”
liumangtiaoletiaomei，youshiyibazhanghudaoleshishangfeilianshang。
“wotamade，yiding......”
“dahuxiaojiaode，yidianyebuzunzhongxiaoye，jintianjiurangnizhidaoxiaoyededaqingxingshudelihai！”
shishangfeinuhou，zhishihuahaimeishuowan，youbeiyigeerguangchoudaolelianshang。
“woshishi......”
“你是尿也不行！”
jigeerguangguohou，shishangfeizhiganjuezijidenaoguaziwengweng，guaiguaibishanglezui。
tayebushishazi，zhidaozhiyaozijimeishuoyijuhua，zheishengkoujiuhuichouzijiyigeerguang。
“xianzainengzunzhongxiaoyeleba？”
刘芒脸上满是玩味。
“neng，neng，da，dage，nibaidale！”
shishangfeizhiganjuezijidelianzhongchengleyigezhutou，shuohuadouyouxieloufeng，neitoudiandehexiaojizhuomiside，yaozibuqingdehuidao。
zhishishishangfeigangluo，liumangdeerguangyouluodaoletalianshang。
“niweishenmehaidawo？”
shishangfeiyanshenzhizhongmanshinuhuo。
zijidoubizuile，zheishengkoujuranhaidawo，zheibushituotuodeqifulaoshirenma？
“duia，feigedoufule，nizenmehaidongshou？”
zhangtaozheigegoutuizi，gangcaiwanquanbeiliumangdeqishisuozhenshedaole，zheishihoucaifanyingleguolai。
“xiaoyeganggangdawannidezuolian，niquebubayoulianshenguolairangwoda，zheijiushiduixiaoyedebuzunzhong！”
shuozhe，liumangyoushiyigeguangchoudaoleshishangfeideyoulianshang。
zheiyike，shishangfeizhiyouyizhongxiangsidechongdong。
妈了个锤子的。
zenmeshuozijiyeshitanghaiyoumingdesidaeshaozhiyi。
bieshuoyourendazijile，neixiejiahuojiusuanshikandaozijidouduodeyuanyuande。
eryanqiandeshengkoujuranbazijidangchengpiqiuyiyangpailaipaiqu。
nandaozijibuyaomianzidema？
yejiushizheiyilengshendegongfu，shishangfeifaxianliumangyoulaidaolezijimianqian。
“da，dage，nibaidale，zhongle！”
shishangfeiyiweiliumangzheigeshengkou，youyaojizijilaiyitaodaerguaziqingxingshu，ganjinwuzhulezijidelianjia。
quemeixiangdaoliumangzhishipailepaitadejianbang。
“xiongdi，tiangoushimeiyouqiantude！jiusuanshinizaizenmetiannidenvshen，tahaibushixianggoupigaoyaoyiyangchanzhewoma？”
liufengyaoleyaotou，yuzhongxinzhangdekaikoudao。
奶奶个腿的。
laozitianlesanniandoumeiyoupengdaoyigenshouzhitoudenvshen，rujinbeinishuochenglegoupigaoyao？
wei，110ma？wojubao，zheiliyourenzhuangbi，erqiewohaiyouzhengju！
“hundan，shuosheishigoupigaoyaoni！”
yanhanyouxiebumandedunangleyiju。
“走了，回家！”
liumangzoudaoyanhanshenbianshifenxiaosadedaleyigexiangzhi。
“liumang，nizenmezheimechongdonga，shijiabushihaorede，yihouchumennijinlianggenzaiwoshenbian，wozaitamenbuganzhaonimafan！”
yanhangenleshangqu，renbuzhukaikoudao。
yuanbentashixiangzijijiangshishangfeidafade，quemeixiangdaoliumangzheihuoshanglaijiudongshou，zheirangtayishizhijianyouxiemeiyoufanyingguolai。
“qie，jintianzhibuguoshijianjiandandandehetajiangyijiangdaolibale，ruguohaiganlaizhaowomafan，wojiurangtazhidaoshenmejiaozuoyidefuren！”
liumangqingmiedepielepiezui。
“niguanzheijiaojiangdaoli？”
tadehuatingdeyanhanyizhenhanyan。
“zheidangranshizaijiangdaolile，zheigeshidao，zheigeshili，nandaonimeiyoutingshuoguoquantouda，jiushiyingdaolima？”
liumangshenchuleyishuangquantou，zaiyanhanmianqianbailebai，yifuruoyouqishideyangzikaikoudao。
yanhanmannaoziheixianbingmeiyoushuohua，ershishifenshuliandedakailemimasuo。
bieshudesediaoyilanbaiweizhu，lvexianqingleng。
liumangyemeiyoukeqi，yigegeyoutangtangdaoleshafashang，qiaozheerlangtui，congchajishangnalelianggepingguo，yigefangzaizuilikenzhe，lingwaiyigezeshirengjiledunzuozaiyipangdedaheigou。
“dahei，womenyaozaizheilizhushangyiduanshijianle！”
大黑一脸嫌弃。
fangfozaishuo，jiunazheigekaoyanganbu，nageganbujingbuqizheiyangdekaoyan？
“nizheihanhuo，zheilikebubishanshang，meidaineimeduogouliang！”
刘芒有些无奈。
“wopengyoujiushikaichongwudiande，ruguogouliangbugoudehua，worangtawanshangjiusongyixieguolai！”
yanhankanzheguaiqiaodizuozailiumangshenbiandedahei，kaikoudao。
suiranzheitiaodaheigoukanshangquhenshiweimeng，danshiquehenanjing，zheirangtayeshifenxihuan。
“haishisuanleba，neixieputongdegouliangdaheichibuguan！”
刘芒摇了摇头。
“wohedaheizhuzainagefangjian？”
jikoujiangpingguoxiaomieganjingzhihou，liumangqishenshenlegelanyao。
“biaojie，nizaihesheishuohuaa？”
cishiyidaoruanruannuonuodeshengyinxiangleqilai，jinjiezheyigeweizheyujin，xinxionghenshikuanguangdenvhaichuxianzaileerlouloutideweizhi。
“wa，haodadegougou！”
zaikandaodaheideyishunjian，nvhairenbuzhujinghuleyisheng，yilubotaoxiongyongdexiaopaolaidaolelouxia，wanyaofumozhedaheidegoutou。
suizhetadedongzuo，xuebaidegouheyezaifashengzhecanghaisangtiandebianhua。
zheiyimu，kandeliumangrenbuzhuyanleyikoutuomo。
zhei，zheishiwobuchongvipjiunengkandeneirongma？
budebushuo，chenglidenvhaiyetaikaifangleba。