dayuanneirenshengdingfei，ziquanguogediganlaizhushoudeyirenquanbuhuijiyuci。
cishidelaoyibeizhengjuzaizhengtangneipeizhelujinzheigeshouxing。
yuanzilidedoushisuixingdenianqingyibeiyijixianglvqianyiyangdexiaoyibei。
“吕老爷子好！”
lvcidaizheliangrenzouguodayuan，guolushangyudaodeyirendoufenfenxianglvcigonglegongshou。
“嗯！”
lvcimushiqianfang，lengdandedianlediantouyishihuiying。
butilvjiazaiyirenjieneishenweisijiadetiliang，lvcizaicichudebeifenhenianlingzuigao，zaijiashangpingrilizaiwaijieyizhilenglianshiren，cishinengdiangetouhuiyingyijingshilvexiankuanhele。
kuabujinruneiyuan，lujiayuanluogengxiandejingzhikuochuo。
“niliangjiuxianzaiwaiyuanshuazhe，woxianjinqugentamendagezhaohu。”
lvcihuiguotouduilvxiaohelvqianzhufuleliangju，jiangliangrenliuzailewaiyuan，ranhoujingzhizoujinleneitang。
“吕老爷子到！”
zhengtangmenkouzhanzhedeliguankanzhelvcidelongxinghubu，gaoshengchangdao。
“lujin，wokannizheiyuanzikebiwoneixiaoshancunhaoduolea！”
maibuzoudaozhengtangmenjianchu，lvcilianshangturanguamanlexiaorong，kanzhezuozaizhengtangshangdelujingaoshengzantandao。
“keqikeqi，nizheiciweizenmejintianbiandezheimehaoshuohuale？lianyebiandeheqilebushaoa。”
lujinchuanzheyishendahongsedejingua，zuozaizhengtangdezhuzuoshang。
yuanbentazhenghepangbianquanzhenlongmendezhangjiaofangdongtianshuozhehua，tingwenlvcidegaoxingdeshengyindunshijingyadizhuanguotou，zaikandaolvcilianshangneikanchenghexudexiaorong，bujindalegehanzhan。
tamiandaiyihuodikanzheyouyuanjijindelvci，shitandiquxiaoleliangju。
“wozheilianshilaoledian，yemeinizheilaopifuhaokan，danjinrishinidehaorizi，woyebuhaobaichuwangridelianselaibushi。”
lvcikanjianlujin，gaoxingdiwanrukandaolehezijichuanyitiaokuchazidexiongdi，liekaizuixiaolexiao。
bijingjintiantakeshidaizherenlaizachangzide，cishibujigehaolianse，rihoulujinzheibieniuhuopashiyaojianyicinaoyicile。
huixiangqidangnianlujinaishangzhangzhiweineiyibazhangdeaiyuanmoyang，lvcilianshangdexiaoyigengjiazhenshilejifen。
“你......”
lujinkanzhelvcilianshangkanchengshenrendexiaorong，shenshangbuyoudeqileyishenjipigeda，tayouxieyuganzheilaociweijintiangujimeibieshahaopi。
zhengyaokaikouxunwen，menkoudeliguanturangaoshengtongchuan。
“老天师到！”
huayinhaiweiluoxia，zaichangsuoyourendunshishoulianlelianshangdebiaoqing，tamenxiangshiguihuahaoleyiyang，jihutongshizhanqishenchaozhemenkoudefangxiangzouleliangbu。
“laolu，zheihuiwokemeichidaoba。”
chuanzheshenlansedaopaodezhangzhiweimaibuzoujinlezhengtang，tadeshenbiangenzheyigechuanzhebaisedaopao，meixindianzhezhushadejunxiudaotong。
laotianshigangyijinmen，lujinbianyingleshangqu，yuanbenzhanzhedebinkeyegenzhetadebufaxianglaotianshidefangxiangyingleguoqu。
“nigelaoniubizisunsheini。”
lujinlazhelaotianshideyizhishouxiangtangneizouqu，xiangyujianleduoniandelaoyouyiyang，zhenzhidexiaorongyouneierwaidexianluzailianshang。
“老天师。”
“老天师好。”
tingtangneijulongerlaiderenfenfenxiaozhexianglaotianshigongshouzhiyi。
“haohaohao，douhaoa。”
laotianshixiangyigeshichadelingdao，tahexudixiaozheyaodongziyoudeneizhishouxiangrenqunhuanglehuang。
“zheipaichangkezhendaa。”
yinzangzairenqunhoudewangaichuanzheqingsefuwengua、zhuzheguaizhang，xizhangdeyanjingweiweimiqi，yuanbenrangrengandaoheaidibiaoqinglvexianyinhen。
“胖子！”
lvcikanzhezheigexiaodexianghuliyiyangyinhenjiaohuadewangai，kuaibuzoudaoduifangshenbianhanleyisheng。
“刺猬！”
wangaidunshizhengkaiyuanbenmiqideyanjing，zhuanguotoukanxiangzhengzaixiangzijizoulaidelvci，luchulelvexianzhenzhidexiaorong。
“zenmezhe？xianmule。”
lvcizhanzaiwangaishence，hetayiqikanzherenqunzhongbeibaoweidezhangzhiweituranchushengdao。
“nibuxianmu？neikeshijueding。”
wangaixienileyiyanshenpanggaodadelvci，zhuzaiguaizhangshangdeyoushoushulegedamuzhi。
“hei，zenmebuxianmu，kexitabuxinglv。”
lvcikanzhewangaishenchudedamuzhi，youzhuanguotoukanzhezuozaizhuweipangbiandezhangzhiweihelujintanxiaofengsheng，dandandao。
“怎么找我有事？”
wangaiqiaoleqiaoguaizhangzhuanshenxiangzhepianpichuzouqu。
“shiyoushi，xiangbuxiangkangerenao？”
lvcigenzaiwangaishenhou，errenzhanzaiqiangjiao，lvcihaobuhanhudiwendao。
“什么热闹？”
“nihaijidedangnianlaolugongdeshouyanshang，lujinaideneiyibazhangma？denghuichiwanyanxi，wokaikourangxiaobeimenlianlian，nijiwopengpengchangjiuxing。”
“xing，zheishihaoshuo。aiya，yaoshuodangniandeshizanengbujide，zheilaoluyeshilianpigouhou，zhangzhiweidoubatadachengneiyangle，xianzaihaipidianpidiandigenzairenjiahoutou。”
wangaixiazhangdeyanjingzhongshanguoyoushendeguangmang，fengcidikanzhezuozaigaotangshangxiaodehebulongzuidelujin。
kugaodeshoumosuozheshouzhongdeguaizhang，wangaisisuozhedenghuikaikoudeyoutou。
“youle！zhenghaowojidejinianqianlujiadeyigexiaobeilianle《nishengsanzhong》，hei，zheilujinzhenbujiangjiu，jingranhaijizijijiabalaleyifenxuanmenchuancheng。”
“yishengwuxia，yejiupianpianzijile。”
“guantani，rizihaizhang，qiekanzhebianshi。”
“东北关奶奶到！”
“lulaoyezi，nijiazheiyuanzikeyinianbiyiniankuoqi，woneigedagennizheiyuanzikezhenmeifabia！”
yidaoshuanglangdeshengyinjinjiezheliguandeshengyinxiangqi，zhijiegaiguoletingtangneixuannaoderensheng。
wangaixiaomimidizhengyaokaikouhelvcishuoxiejiachanghua，yitingdaozheigeshengyindunshishouqilelianshangxieqidebiaoqing，huanchengleyifuheaikeqindemoyang。
tamizheliangzhixiazhangdeyanjing，yanshenzhongshanshuodeyouguangyinerbujian，xiaoxiaodeyanjinglimanshiyouzhongdehuanxi。
“等会再聊！”
liaoxiaduanduandeyijuhuahou，wangaijianglvcipaozaiyuandi，talinzheguaizhangzhijiexiangmenkouchongleguoqu，xunjiedeshenziwanquanbuxiangyigeshanglenianjidefeipanglaoren。
“石花！”
“哼！没出息。”
lvciyouxiewuyudikanzhewangaihuankuaideshenying。meixiangdaogezidouzisunmantangle，haidianjizherenjiaguanshihua。
zaozaiwangaixiaoshihoubeitadiedaizhejiandaoguanshihuahou，zheigexiaopangzijiubeiguanshihuahaoshuangdaqidebiaoxianxiyinzhe。
xiangdangchulvciqudongbeishi，haibeitatuozhejirenjiasongqingshu。
kexizhilaizhiqudeguanshihuakanbushangwangjianeiyingyinggougoudewochuo，ziranyekanbushangchushenwangjiadewangai，yizhibudalita。