hehehuangaobie，yushenghenkuaijiudengdaolexiaoyanyan。
jiandaoyusheng，xiaoyanyanshijingerhuishou。
“zheier，zheier，yusheng！”
yushenglazhexiangzikuaibuzouguoqu。
“可想死我了。”
xiaoyanyanyibabaozhuta，henbudejiangrenbaoqilaizhuanjigequan。
“zheimekuaijiudaole，wohaiyiweinihaiyaoyihuierni。”yushengxiaodao。
xiaoyanyandao：“bietile，benlaiwotiqianbanxiaoshijiunengdaode，sheizhidaojintianshigeshenmeqingkuang，laijichangdelushangyudaochehuole。”
“shenmeqingkuang？”yushengwendao。
“jutiwoyebutaiqingchu，tingshuoshilaogongdaizhexiaosanxiaosa，beilaopozhidaole，kaizhechezhuishangzhihou，zhijiezhuangche，jushuoxiaosandangchangsiwang，laogongzhongshang，taicanliele，wojingguodeshihou，dishangquanshixue。”
xiaoyanyanxiangqizijikandaodechangjing，haiyouxiexinji。
yushengtingdeyeyouxiechumujingxin：“heren。”
“可不就是。”
“zouzouzou，butizheigele，zanmenhuiqu。”
xiaoyanyanlazheyushengdeshou，wangtingchechangdefangxiangzouqu。
shangleche，xiaoyanyanwen：“gennishuoleduoshaoci，rangnihuijingchengdoubuyuanyihuilai，zenmezheicizheimeguai，zhudonghuilaile？”
yushengdao：“dongchengdefengongsimeile，gongzuobuhaozhao，zhenghaolaobanshuoruguoyuanyi，keyilaizongbu，gongzibiaozhunanzhaozongbudelai，jiuhuilaile。”
xiaoyanyantingtazheimeshuo，youxieshengqi。
“nizheigexianshidenvren，wohaiyiweinizhongyuliangxinfaxian，xiangwoleni。”
shuozhe，tayishoukaiche，yishouyaoqutuiyusheng。
yushengfanguolaiwozhutadeshou。
“xiang，zenmebuxiang，woshenmeshihoushuobuxiangnile。”
xiaoyanyanhaiyouxieshengqi：“keladaoba，wokannigengxiangqian，wopanzhenihuilaizheimejiu，zenmeshuodoubuyuanyihuilai，nilaobanshuojiagongzijiuhuilaile。”
yushengwunai：“meibanfa，qionga，niyoubushibuzhidao，wojiuzhiwangzheidiangongzishenghuoni，meiqiankebuyaohexibeifengqu。”
xiaoyanyangentarenshizheimeduonian，ziranlejieneiqing，tanlekouqi。
“nihuilai，jijiameiyijianba？”tashitanwenleyiju。
yushengqingxiaoyisheng：“jutibuqingchu，womeishuo，buguoganggangjibochangjiwodalegedianhua。”
xiaoyanyanzhoumei：“jibochang？tazenmezhidaonihuilaile，nigentashuole？”
yushengzhuanguotou：“nijuedewohuishuo？”
xiaoyanyanlikeyaotou：“jiunizheiyishenjianggu，nigensheishuodoubuhuigentashuo。”
“buguo，tazenmezhidaode？”xiaoyanyannamen。
“feijishangpengdaole，tajiuzuozaiwoqianmian。”yushengdandandao。
xiaoyanyanchijing：“tajingranzuojingjicang？jingrongjituanyaopochanle？wokanxinwenqianjitianhaishougouleluyangjituan，hualehaojishigeyi。”
yushengyaotou：“sheizhidaoni，yexurenjiadidiaoni。”
xiaoyanyantanqi：“haoba，youqianrendesiweifangshiguorangenwomenbuyiyang，yaoburenjianengjiebandangdongshizhangni。”
“buguohuashuo，tagennidadianhuaganshenme？”
yushengyaotou：“buzhidao，buguotaidugenyiqianbihaoduole，haiwenwoshenmeshihouhuiqu。”
“zhendejiade？zheirennaozishibushiyoubing，dangchunibeijijiabizou，tajiushizuikuihuoshou，zenmeyoujiaxingxingdadianhua。”xiaoyanyandao。
yushengbuyiweiyi：“gujiyiweiwohaixihuantaba，juedewohuilaihuijitadailaimafan，tiqiantantankoufeng。”
xiaoyanyanzheisiniangentalianxizuiduo，duiyushengdexiangfahaishihenlejiede。
“neitazhengouziliande。”
buguo，daodibufangxin，denghonglvdengdeshihou，zhuanguotoukanyusheng。
“nigenwoshuoshihua，nihaixihuantama？”
yushengqingxiao：“wogaiduoxiangbukai，yiqiannianjixiaobudongshi，douchuqusinianle，nanbuchenghaibudongshi？hekuangwoyounanpengyou。”
xiaoyanyanjingxi：“nanpengyou？haoa，nishenmeshihoutoutoumomotande，yebugenwoshuoyisheng。”
xiangdaozijidenanyouxuxiangqian，yushengrenbuzhuluchuyigewenroudeweixiao。
“meiduojiu，yejiujigeyue，zhiqianyizhishijiechu，buquedinghuibuhuizaiyiqi，jiumeiyoushuo。”
xiaoyanyanyiting，jiuzhidaotazheishirenzhenle。
“bucuo，bucuo，tanlianaile，jiushuomingnizhendezouchulaile。”
yushengxiao：“zaozouchulaile。”
“ganshenmedea？zhangdeshuaibushuaia？”xiaoyanyanhaoqiwendao。
yushengtuiletayixia：“nizheigeyankong，shadoubuwen，jiuguanxinyanzhi。”
xiaoyanyanxiao：“meibanfaa，zhangdebuhaokan，shizaishiyingxiangxinqinga，neijuhuazashuode，meiyourenyuanyitouguonilatadewaibiaoqulejienideneizai，tajiushizaiyouneihan，yedexianhaokanbushi。”
yushengyouxiewuyu，buguohaishinachushoujizhaochuzhaopianjitakan。
“nizijikanba，wofanzhengjuedetinghaokande。”
xiaoyanyanjiangchekaobiantingxia，naguolaishoujizijikan。
“shihuashishuo，genyibanrenbi，queshibucuo，danshi……niyedongde，genjibochangbi……”
yushengjileyigezhizhidedongzuo。
“停！”
“woshizhaonanpengyoutanlianaijiehunshenghuode，bushixuanmeide。”
xiaoyanyanjixukaiche：“woyezhishishishiqiushishuoshuoma，nihaimeigenwoshuo，tashiganshenmedeni。”
“程序员。”
xiaoyanyanzhengdaleyanjing：“neitatoufazenmehaizheimeduo？”
yushengbeidoulele：“niyiweichengxuyuandoutudinga，nikanrenjialeijunyeshichengxuyuan，toufabutingduode。”
“jiuchongzhetoufaduozheiyitiao，wojiujueduizhichini。”xiaoyanyangantandao。
“你啊。”
“nihuijingchengle，zheiyangliangdifenju，haoma？”
xiaoyanyanxiangdaozheige，renbuzhudanyou。
zaihaodeganqing，yejingbuzhuliangdifenju，hekuangtamenganggangzaiyiqi。
yushengdao：“tajiayeshijingchengren，benlaiyeshizaijingchenggongzuo，zhiqianshiwaipaidaodongcheng，guojitiantajiuhuilaile。”
xiaoyanyanshenshouningleyushengyixia。
“haoa，woshuonizenmezheimemaliujiuhuilaile，yuanlaishiyinweizheige，nizheigezhongseqingyoudejiahuo，wozhenshikanqingnidezuilianle。”
yushengganjinanweita：“meimeimei，dangranyeyinweiqian，e，bu，haiyouni。”
xiaoyanyanjiazhuangshengqi：“biejieshi，yuejieshiyueluxian，nijiushizhongseqingyou。”
“nishuonishiweileqian，wohainengmianqiangyuanliangni。”
“jieguoni，yinweiyigenanren，nirangwomianziwangnaerge？”
“heng，wodanfangmianxuanbu，henijuejiaosanfenzhong。”
余笙又是劝。
“haohaohao，wocuole，cuolehaibuxingma，nijiuyuanliangwozheiyici，wowanshangqingnichifanshuzui，haobuhao？”
“woyaochidacan！meiyouyidundacan，wufarangwoxiaoqi。”
“xing，nixiangchishenme，xuanyigexihuandecanting，wofuqian！”
“heng，zheihaichabuduo！”