“铃铃铃~”
“muchang,nishoujixiangle。”lidashandetixingdaduanlemuchangdexiaosheng。
muchangyetingdaoleshoujilingyin,yibianhuanzhe,yibiannachushouji。kandaoshigemoshenghaoma,danhaishixuanzelejieting。
“wei,nihao。woshimuchang。”muchangbuzaixiaole,yibenzhengjingdejieqidianhua,shenbiansangeshiyouyedouanjinglexialai。
“wei,ninhaomuxiansheng,wojiaoluonanyi。”
“luoxiaojienihao,qingwenniyoushenmeshiqingma?”tingdaoduifangshigenvsheng,erqiehaishijiaozuo“luonanyi”denvsheng。muchangdunshizhengjingqilai。haotingdemingzi,haotingdeshengyin,taqianyishirenweiduifangshigemeinv。suirantabushiyankongyemeiyouchenmiguoerciyuan,buguo“luonanyi”zheigemingzizaiqianshishixuniouxiang,zaizheilitingdao“zhenren”xiangxianghaiyoudianxiaojidong。
“muxianshengninhao,woshimodoudaxuedayixinsheng,kandaonindezhaozuguanggao,xiangyaowenwenninzheiguanghaiyouxiaoma?”
“guanggaoshiwozuotiantiede,daoxianzaiweizhi,nishidiyigelaidianxunwenderen,ziranyouxiao。buguowoyouyaoqiudechuyininengbaozhengma?duile,buyongneimekeqile,zanmenshuoqilaihaishitongyigexuexiaodeni,buyongchenghunin。”yuanlaishiyouchushishanggang,muchanghaishihenkaixinde,buguoduiyutonglingren,“nin”dechenghuhaizhenbuxiguan。
“mutongxue,woduizijichuyiyouxinxi,qingwennishenmeshihouyoushijianni?wokeyizuodunfandangzuokaoyan,yaoshifancainibumanyiwojiuzaizhaobiededifang。”
“haode!”muchangtingchuduifangqiangdadezixin,xinliyehenkaixin。duiyuchihuoeryan,jiejuehuoshiwentibishenmedouzhongyao。
kanlekanxianzaideshijian,faxiansirenliaotianyijingdaoleshiyidianduo,jiuyaodaowufanshijianle。“zheiyangba,jintiandewufanjiudangzuokaochaba!buguowodasuandaizhesangesheyoudangzuopingwei,keyiba。ruguofancaibufuhewodekouwei,nixiawuyeyoushijianzhaobiededifangzufangzi。”
“neihao,woxianzaijiuquguanggaoshangdedizhi。”
“dengyixiaba!woneilizhiyouchufang,youyanjiangcushenmedoumeiyou,wodexianqumaiyixia。”
“dongxiwolaimaiba,neige……wokeyidaishangpengyouyiqiquma?”
“haode,neiwoxianzaiqumaiguowanpiaopen,dengzhenilaizuofan。zaijian。”shuozhe,muchangguaduanledianhua。
“shenmeqingkuang?”sangeshiyouwendao。
“e,shizheiyangde。”muchanglilelishunxu,jieshidao:“wozhiqianzaixiaowaizulefangzi,xianzaikaixuele,buguomeidasuantuifang,buguowoxiangzhaogehezuderenlaizuofan。zheibu,zuotiandadeguanggao,jintianyourenlailema!”
“ruguowomeitingcuo,ganggangshigenvhaizidalaidedianhuaba。”zhuqiukaikoushuodao:“zhiqianmeiyoutieguozhaozu,xianzaizhenghaodayikaixuequtie。shidasuanqipianxiaonvhaiba!xiaochaoa,meixiangdaonihaishigezhananai。”beixiaolebantiandezhuqiusihaobufangguorenhefanjidejihui。
muchanghena!tazuotiancaichuanyuelai,zhiqiandangranbunengzhaozule。neibushitanengjuedingdea!erqietazhaohezuhaizhenmeikaolvguoduifangshinanshinv。
“wokemeikaolvguoxingbie,xulaoernikebieyongnineiangzangdexiangfadianwuwochunjiedexinling。”muchanghaobuxinxudeshuodao:“nimengenwoyiqiquwozufangdedifangba!zheidouzhongwule,zanmenyiqichidunfan,nimenzuopingwei。nimenjuedetachuyiguoguanjiurangtahezu,zhilunfancaibulunzhangxiang。”
“womenshangliangyixia。”zhuqiukaikoushuodao,ranhousanrenjuzaiyiqikaishitaolun。
muchangyileng,meixiangdaogaolengdechulianchengjuranyejiaruletaolun,kanshangquhaihenhuan……
“你们觉得如何?”
“muchangzhaoshenmerenhezushitadeshiqingba,zanmenchanhezhendehaoma?”
“wojuedetarenpinmeiwenti。”
“womeihuaiyitarenpin,keshitazheishiyouguainvshengchuqutongjudejiezoua!”
“zheihezanmenmeiguanxiba!tahezuhaishitongju,zanmendanggemenerdebugaifanduiba!”
“keshiwoshidanshengoua!”
“zheijiushinibuxiangrangtachuquhezudeliyou?”
“bushi,woshiganjuetarenhaibucuo,xiangbameimeijieshaojita。”
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“sangxinbingkuang!”lidashanchulianchengtongshimadao。
“aiaiai,womeimeihewolongfengtai,yezaizanmodoudaxue,zhangdetingpiaoliangde。”
“neinizenmeshedejieshaojita?”
“suiranwoyizhibishimuchang,danshitazheirenxueshiyangmaohaishikeyide,wojuedetarenpinguoguan。dangwomeifuhaishihegede。”
“meibiedeliyouma?yaoshizheiyang,bururangnimeiguoquhetatongju,abuduishihezu。”
“tadoushuolezhaochuzihezu,womeideheianliaoliyaominga!”
“zongganjueniyoubiedemude。”
“haoba,woshuo。wojiwomeijieshaonanyoule,tazongdejiwojieshaogenvpengyouba!”
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“靠!”
“sheyouhemeimeiyiqiliyong。nizheijiahuo,yidingderangnimeiyejiwojieshaogenvyou。”lidashanshuodao。
“niyeqinshou。”gaolengdechulianchengshuodao。
“qie,wojiubuxiangxinnibuxiangzhaogenvpengyou。”
“buhaoyisi,wozidaile。”
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“cheyuanle,xianshuoxiaochaochuquhezudeshiqing。”
“youshenmekeshuode,zanmenyiqiqukankanbei。piaoliangjiufandui。”
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“好主意。”
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“womenshanglianghaole。”zhuqiukaikoushuodao:“zanmenyiqiqunineierdangpingweiba!”
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“shenmeqingkuang?”kanzheluonanyiguaduandianhua,sirenkaikouwenluonanyi。
“muxianshengshuorangwoguoquzuozhongwufankaoping,tadeshiyoudangpingwei。haochijiurangwozhu。”
“nanyi,duifangshinanshenga,nibudanxinanquanwentima?”liangjieyouxiedanyoudewendao。
“yinggaimeiwentiba。tayeshizanmenxuexiaodayixinsheng。”luonanyizichaodao:“zaishuole,jiusuandanxinanquanwentiyeyinggaishitadanxina。”
“yaobuzaizhaozhaobiededifang?”chuntingyouxiedanyou,meiyoulihuiluonanyidezichao。
“xianzaizheigeshihou,daxuefujindefangzihenjinqiaode,bijingkongchulaineixiejibenshangdoushiganggangbiyezouledexiaoqinglvmen,zanmenyijiadandudedoumeizhaodao,zhongjieneilibuyeshuozhiyouhezudema?”zuoweibendirendelinxinrukaikoudao:“zheigemuchangzhaozudeweiyiyaoqiushichuyi,suanshibucuole。”
“ng。”luonanyidianlediantoushuodao:“xianqukankanba,buxingwoxiawuzaizhao。”
“duile,tashuotashiyoudangpingwei,yetongyiwodainimenyiqiqu。”luonanyikaikoudao:“xianzaiyiqihewoqumaicaiba。”
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“maizheimeduodongxi。nanyi,kanlainihenkanhaozheijiaa?”liangjiekaikoushuodao。
“meiguanxi,jiusuanbuzhuzheili,yedeweisiweimeinvzuodunhaochidedea。jiudangzhanyongtadedifangjucanle。”luonanyikaikoushuodao:“zongbunengrangnimenbaibaibangwomanga。”
“zidaiyouyanjiangcu,shucaishuiguo,jiyayurou,haiyouyidaidamidejucan……yaoshibumanyi,yidingderangneigejiaoshenmemuchangdebamaidongxideqianjile。”chuntingyouxiebukaixindeshuodao,maizheimeduodongxi,qianmeihuaduoshao,danshihenzhonga!