第3章

此时另一边。

vezhanduidesangeduiyuanzhengzaikudeng。

“laodazenmehaibuchulai。”

baizediankailejiangchiyezhanjiyanjiuyifan:“wu,zaidaimeimeishuangpaini!”

稀奇呀稀奇。

xianglaikuangzhuaikuba,bujinnvsededianjingdalao,juranyeyouchenmidaimeibuxianglianqiangdeshihou。

adumizheyannianchuleid:“kubaoxiaoheiji?wodiu,zheishimeimeima?zheishixiaoxueshengba?”

hanmihaibijiaolizhi,mantiaosilidifenxi:“nimenzongbuhuishishuo,zheiyigeyue,laodazongshiduizheshoujishaxiao,shenyeduizhejingzipaifuji,shiweilegexiaoxueshengba?”

yucitongshi,woatiyisheng。

duizheshoujiliganggangshoudaodefujizhaopian,yanjingdouzhile。

gandongdeleishuicongzuijiaoliulechulai。

jiangchiyebawoduzaijizhuangxiangjiaoluoli,yadileshengyinwenwo:“zenmeyang,xianzaihaihaipama?”

“wuwubupalebupale……heihei……”

wowuzhezuijinliangburangzijixiaochushenglai。

ganggangwoyandetaitouru,yingyingyingdishuozijihaipa。

jiangchiyejiurangwoduozhe,zijiyigerenbaggangdouqingle。

gangganghaimijideqiangshengdouxiaoshile,bianchengleshuilinglingdeyidihezi。

“guaiguai,chulaitianbao。”

wodecunjinchi:“haishihaipa。”

yushijiudedaolezheijizhanghenyou“anquangan”dezhaopian。

diertian,laodajiaowomenkaihui。

“chengzi,datingdezenmeyang?”

zhongrenpobujidai,fenfendunzaihuiyishilidengfenxiang。

woshifenzhuanyedifangchulewohejiangchiyedayouxideluping。

开始逐帧分析。

“shouxian,tatiaodianxihuanxuangangqiangredianqu,xiguanzaibisaiqianqiduonataotaifen。”

guozishuo:“womenduiqianqizhudayunying,yibanbuhuihetamenzhuangshang。”

laodaliangyanfangguang:“ngng,jixu!”

“tajinzhanxiguanakjimiao,qiebaotouxianhenzhun。womenhetatieliandeshihou,chufeishouliyoupenzi,fouzezuihaoxianrengtouzhiwu。”

houzi:“wobuxin,kanwoerbeiweiketuobunanieta!”

laodasihaobujimianzidichaitai:“hehe,shangcishisheijinzhannaumpdoubeirenjiashunjumiaole?”

shangciduizhanjiangchiyedevezhandui,jiushihouzigongxianchudepozhanmingchangmian,rangwomendedanmupiaomanle“renji”。

xianzaishuoqilai,dajiazhendeshiyouqiyouxiangxiao。

cishilupingdehuamianyelaidaolewogengaojiarenduijudeshihou。

“chengjie,nizheiyandeyetaixiangle!”guozizhengdayanzantan:“yizhenggerenjinashaohuogun!”

我:“……”

谢谢你啊。

“buguozheixiaozihoumianqiaomoganshenmeni?!”

huamianli,fense101pifudewozhengyuandiyuandiqitiaohegaojiaduiju,shenhoudehuangjinmunaiyi,gezhebuyuanbujindejuli,zaiwaitoubixin。

lianaidefenhongpaopaoyichupingmu。

wobuzizaidiqingkeyisheng,ganjinkuaijin。

laodaxianqidao:“doushuolezheixiaozishigelianainao!”

tingdaozheier,woweizheng,xinliyouyongshangyidiankuijiuhejiaolv。

chouchubanshangdao:“laoda,yaobuwocheba。”

zaizheiyangxiaqu,jiangchiyehuiyuexianyueshen。

hewozaiyiqihou,tasipaidoubudale,chenjinzaishuangpaidekuaileliwufaziba,tiantianlazhewodaogezhongditudejingdiandaka。

rangwoyoudianhuangdeshi,tazuotianshenzhisonglewopsadianjingliansaiguanzhongxidevipzuoweipiao,wenwonengbunenglaixianchangkantabisai。

tianshade,wozongbunenggaosuta,woyijingzaixuanshouxiyouweileba?