第1章 进错了房?

“啪!”

guxixilianshangailehenhenyibazhang!

“nigesiyatou,sichanzherenjiaerzibufangganshenme!haiganyuerenjiaerzijinwankaifang!yaobuyaolian!”

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gunainaizhuaqichabeichaozhegumamadeetoushanghenhenshuaileguoqu。

guxixiyigezhuanshenbaozhulemama。

“砰——”

chabeizhijieshuaidaoguxixidehoubeishang,dunshisuileyidi。

zhenggehoubeidoubiande**lade,tengdefangfobushitadeshentile。

“xixi!”gumamadunshijideyankuangdouhongle:“tengbuteng?”

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这点疼算什么?

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“zhenshizaonie!womengujiazenmehuiyangchunizheiyangde**!nimendoujiwogun!gun!”

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还捏造这样的事情!

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是爸爸回来了!

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模样,卑微极了。

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“wo……”guxixidunledun,nanyoumingtianyaochuguo,tamenzhishaoliangnianbuhuizaijianmian。

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badaodewenyudianyibanzalexialai……

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“zegang,womenyihou……”

“dina,nizaishuoshenme?”toudingshangdenanrenyilvchusheng。

泽刚……?

Dina……?

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yanqianshiyigewanquanmoshengderongyan!

guxixijinghuangdejianjiaoleqilai:“nishishei!”