第1章 妻子居然是扶弟魔

“wozhiqianliuzainineilideqian,niquanbujilenididifushoufu!”

lufengshuangmuxinghong,manshizengedewangzheyanqiandezheigechuandehuazhizhaozhandenvren。

“wozhiyouzheimeyigedidi,tashiwodeqindidi,xuenongyushui,wobixudebangta!”

duiyulufengdezhiwen,dingyuzhenfandaoshihuomaosanzhang。

“keneishijiwomeimeijiumingdeqian!bushinide!”lufengdahoudao。

“lufeng,wosuanshikancuonile,zenmeshuowoyeshinilaopo,nijiuzheiyangduiwodahoudajiao,zaishuole,nimeimeishenmeyangzinixinlimiannandaomeidianbishuma?tasidingle,jiusuanniqingjiadangchanjiuhuilaile,neiyezhihuishiyigecanfei、leizhui!”

beizheiyangdahoudajiao,dingyuzhenxinzhongjiqibuman,pielepiezui,zhizheyipangbingchuangzhishangdeneizhengdaizhehuxiqidenvhai,manshibuxiedao:“huazaitashenshanglangfeiqian,haiburujiwodidimaifang。”

“neishiwodeqian,jiwomeimeizhunbeideershiwan!”

lufengsixinliefeibandedahou。

“qiaonizheihuashuode,lufeng,zenmeshuonimenlianggerenyeshiyiqiguoyibeizideren,nideqianbujiushiyuzhendeqianma?”

dingyuzhenshenpangdemuqinliyuerongyezaiyipangfuhedao:“xiaogangtaikelianle,zheimedale,liangenvpengyoudoumeiyou,zheiyaoshimeiyoufangzi,yihouhaizenmezhaonvpengyou,zenmequqishengzia,zheiershiwanhuazainimeimeishenshangneijiushibaihua,burujixiaogangmaifangni,niyeshixiaogangdejiefu,bangyibangtanandaobushiyinggaidema?”

wenyan,lufenggengshixinzhongnuhuozhongshao,zheiyiduimunvlianzuiqimadelianminzhixindoumeiyou,rutonglengxuedongwuyiban:“nididiyoushouyoujiao,shenmewentidoumeiyou,weishenmejiubunengzijiqugongzuodapin,womeimeixianzaishenhuanzhongbing,meiyouneibiqian,neihuiyaotademing!”

“nihoushenmehou,duiwoyigenvrendahandajiao,nisuanshenmebenshi,zaishuolerensibushihenzhengchangdeshiqingma?”

dingyuzhenpielepiezui,shifenbuxiedao:“nimeimeizheiyangzi,silehaigenghao,zhenghaokeyinadaonimeimeidebaoxianpeichangjin,youleneixieqian,zuoshenmebuhao。”

“nishuoshuojiunizheiqiongsuanyang,jiehunzhihoushenmedoumaibuqi,haidoudekaowozijiyigeren,wosuisuibianbianyitaohuazhuangpinjiushangqian,niyangdeqiwoma?”

“zheijiehunyinian,woyouwenniyaoguoshenmema?bujiushiyongleniyixieqianme,woshinilaopo,zheinandaobuyinggaima?haiyounizheicanfeidemeimei,deleshenshuaijie,feibuyefeile,meitiandezhiliaodoushiyaoqiande,niyouqianma?”

“咳咳...”

tangzaibingchuangshangdeluyunchuanlaileshenchendekesousheng。

“meimei,nimeishiba。”

lufengjianzhuang,yebuguqitadelikeshangqian。

“duibuqilegege,shiwoyizhizaijinizengtianmafan,ruguobushiwo,nihuiguodehenhao。”

luyunmuguangwangxiangtianhuaban,fangfoshizaiqipanzheshenme。

“wohaixiangjianyijianmamahebaba,buguozaiwoxinzhong,gegenijiushiwodedayingxiong,yizhibaohuzhewo,wohaijidexiaoshihounirangwoqizainidebozishang,haijiwomailemianhuatang,haoduohaoduo,neigeshihouwojiuxiangzheyizhipeizaigegenishenbian。”

“kexi,wokongpabunengjixupeizhegegeyiqizouxiaqule。”

huayuzhici,luyundeyanshenyuejiademiwangleqilai。

“mama,nizainalia?ruguo,youyitian,gegejiandaomama,qingtiwozhuangaota,womeiyouguaiguota”

mama,duomeyaoyuandeyigecide,zitamenerrennianyoushi,tamendemamajiuyijinglikailetamen,buzhidaoquleshenmedifang,zhishengxiababayirenhanxinrukudejiangtamenerrenyangda。

“meimei,nibuhuiyoushide!”

lufenglouzheluyun,yankuangtonghong,yanjiaogengshibuduanliululeishui。

ercishibeihoudedingyuzhenheliyuerongerrenqueshilengyanxiangkan,neiliangshuangyanjingjiuhaosiheibaiwuchangdegouhunsuolianyiban,yibuyibudedaizoumeimeideshengming。

“ge......wohaoxiangkandaolemama,mamatalaijiewole。”

meimeideyanpi,yuelaiyuechen,danshitadezuijiaoqueyangqixingfudehudu。

“nikankannikankan,nimeimeidouzheimedongshijuedezijishigeleizhui,jiuniyigefengziyiyang,jiuzhidaodahoudajiao,yiwokana,nijiulaolaoshishirangnimeimeisisuanle,hainenggounadaobushaoqian,youzheigeqian,zuoshenmebuhao。”

dingyuzhenpielepiezui,hualihuawaidouqiaobuqilufengzheiguiyangzi。

“你给我闭嘴!”

陆风大喝一声。

“哥!”

luyunjiannandeshenchushou,wozhulelufengdeshouzhang,yongjiweixuruodeshengyinzhanzhanshuodao:“woxiwangnihaohaode,buyongzaidanxinwole,woyijinghuobujiule。”

“haohaodehaohaode,nibieluandong,xiaoxinnongdaoziji。”

“nibuhuiyoushide,gegebuguanzenmeyangdouhuijiuni,rangnihuozhe,rangniqinyanjiandaomameiranhouwanchengnideyuanwangde。”lufengyanjiaoliuluxialeyididileishui,wozheluyundeshou,buduanyaotou:“nidebingyeyidinghuihaoqilaide,shenmewuzangshuaijiedouhuizhihao。”

“keke,gege,nijiubiezaianweiwole,kekekeke.....”

buduandekesourangluyunhoulongjiweidebushufu,huashuodaozuihoushenzhidoutuchulexianxue。

jiandaozheiyimu,lufengyiyaoya,niutoukanxiangledingyuzhen:“woqiuqiunimenle,nimennengbunengxingxinghao,baneiershiwanhaijiwo。”

“nishibushilongzi,nineifeilaoguimeimeidoushuoletazijishigeleizhuishigefeiwubuxianghuole,ernihaizaizheiliduiwodahandajiao,nitingnengnaishibushi?”dingyuzhenpielepiezui,manshibuxiedao。

“neiershiwanshiwofuqinyongminghuanlaide,nibunengbaibainaqu,jiusuanwojinimenketouqiunimenle,haijiwoba。”lufengetoutiedi,buduankechulexueyin。

“lufeng!nishidanzifeileshibushi,nibanandaowojiumeiyouxiaojingguo?zenmeshuofengnianguojiewoyejitamailejipingjiu,neixieqianyeyouwodeyifen。”

dingyuzhenchenshengdao:“nishuoshuonixianzaizheiyangzi,gengechouyaofanside,gangebaoandegongzuo,shuochuqunishiwolaogong,wodoujuedediuren,jiusuanniguixiaketou,woyebuhuibaqianjinide,neixieqianbenlaijiuyinggaishuyuwo,pingshenmehaijini!”

“nishuonizheimeshuoyeshiyuzhendelaogong,buxiangzhenilaopo,fanershixiangzhenineigebansibuhuodemeimei。”

yipangdeliyuerongyeshibangqiangzhizhelufengdamadao:“dangchuyebuzhidaonibazenmejiudayinglerangnimenjiehun,wozhenshifule,youzheizhongnvxu,wodoubuhaoyisichuquhebierenshuo,shuochuquwodoudiuren,denghuiquwojiuhenibashuorangnimenlianggerenqulihun,zheizhongfeiwulaogongyoushenmeyong。”