第3章 照顾个人都干不好,你是干什么吃的

“ma,jie,zheikebuguaiwoe,shitazijibuzhongyong,liangebazhangdoudangbuzhu,zheixiedoushitazijizaochengdee,womenyaobuyaojiaoyishenglai。”

jiandaozheiyangdechangjing,dinggangshunjianhuangleyixia。

“shenmedangbuzhunidebazhang,jiushitazijizouluzijimeikanwen,zijishuaileyijiao。”liyuerongyilianyane:“jiaoshenmeguiyisheng,hewomenyoushenmeguanxi,womenjiushiluguo,kuaizoukuaizou,zhendeshihuiqi。”

dinggangdangjidiantou:“shishishi,zheidoushizheigerenzijifaleshenjingbing,zijishuaidao,ranhoubaneixieyiqinonghuaile,womenzou,rangtazijiyigerenfuzequ。”

yijiarenkuaibulikai,zouzhiqianshenzhidoumeiyoujiaoyisheng。

luyunkexuehunmileguoqu,erlufengyinweinaodaizaoshoudaolezhongchuang,zhijiehunmileguoqu。

“咻.....”

lufengxianxuelinli,huranzhijian,yidaoguangmangcuanruletadenaohaizhizhong。

“qianshijinsheng,rutongyisheng,woshinideqianshi,ernishiwodejinsheng。”

yipianhundunzhizhong,yidaoshengyinxiangqi。

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“我的头,好痛!”

“dingyuzhen,wo**quanjia!”

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,lufengxinglai,faxianzijidetourutongbeikaipiaoleyiban,tengtongwubi,erpanggengshichongchizhegezhongcaozadeshengyin,jiaobushengbuduan。

“bingrenshentiqingkuangjiqibuwending,yinweizhangshijiandequeshi,yijingjinrulejiasixingdexiukele。”

“kuaiqunongxindeshebeilai!”

“bingrenzheiqingkuang,yeyijingshizuihouguantoule,ruguobukuaidianzuoshoushuzuoqiguanyizhidehua,neimehennanjiuhuilai。”

“meidejiule,muqianyiyuanmeiyouheshideqiguan,genbenwufazuoyizhi。”

suinaodaihunhunchenchen,danshidangtingdaozheixiehuashi,lufengmengranqingxing,tadengdayanjing,wangzhezijimeimeiluyunbingchuangdefangxiang。

neibian,yijingjujileyiduishenchuanbaidaguadeyishengjihushi,gezilianshangdoufuxianchulenanyixingrongdebiaoqing。

“nishibingrendejiashushibushi。”

yiweishenzhebaisedagua,shencaibaozhadenvhushilaidaolufengmianqian,qingqingdetuiletuimanshenxuewudelufeng。

“zenme......”

lufengnaodairusiliebandetengtong,siweihundun,genbenbuzhidaofashengleshenme。

“yinweizheixieyiqidesunhuai,nimeimeiyoujiejinyifenzhongdeshijianmeiyoudedaorenheyouxiaodekongzhi,xianzainimeimeiyeyijinghenweixianle,yijingkuaisile。”nvhushiyaoleyaotou,yanshenzhizhongjinshishiwangzhise。

“不可能!”

lufengmengranjingxingguolai,jimangpaqishenlai,yegubudeshenshangneicigubandetengtong,laidaoleluyundechuangqian。

keshidangtalaidaoluyundechuangqianshi,talengzhule。

“feibujishenzangqiguandeshuaijiedaozhizhangqishentidedusuwufapaichu,shentiyeyijingshifencuiruole!”

jinjinshiyiyan,lufengnaohaizhizhongmomingdefuxianchuleyouguanyuzijimeimeiluyundeshentiqingkuang、

“nijiushibingrendegegeba,nishiganshenmechide,zheimedadeyigerenle,juranliangerendouzhaogubuhao,shuoleduoshaobianle,buyaorangbingrenqingxuyoutai**dong,xianzaihaole,yinweinidecuowu,daozhibingrenxianzaichuyubingweizhuangtai。”yiweidaizheyanjingnianlingyuemozhezaisanshilaisuideyishengtuiletuiyanjingchenshengshuodao。

“nimeimeixianzaizheigeqingkuang,jiusuanshizuoshoushudouhennanhuoxialai,danruguobujinxingjinjishoushudehua,henyoukenengdangchangsiwang。”

wenyan,lufengxinzhongyichen,jiaoqianzuoshoushu,tanalaideqiana,quanshenshangxiazaojiuyinweimeimeidebingmeiyoulenapayifenqianle,weiyiyoude,haibeinei**jiqididimaifangle。

“ruguobulikezuoshoushudehua,bingrenruoshichushenmeshiqing,womenyiyuanjiangbufuzeren。”

jianlufengdailengdezhanzainei,yanjingyishengzhoulezhoumeitou,shuodao。

“nihaizailengzhezuoshenmeni,nimeimeizheiqingkuang,nandaonijiuzheiyangzhanzhekanzhetasima?”

xianqianneiweishencaibaozhadenvhushiyeshibuyoudekaikouhandao。

“suishenzangfeibushuaijie,danbingfeishiwuyaokejiu,yiguigujiuzhenezhi,zaipeihezhongyaodiaoyangshenqu,fangkezhiyu。”

huranjian,lufengnaohaizhizhongjuranfuxianchulezijimeimeidezhiliaofangan。

“yinzhenyinzhen!yinzhenkeyijiuwomeimei!nimensheiyouyinzhen!”

turandedahou,queshirangzaichangdeyishenghushidoushiyileng,youqishixianqianneiweidaiyanjingdeyisheng:“jiaoshenmejiao,buzhidaozheishiyiyuanma?buxudahandajiao,zaijiaojiwogunchuqu。”

“liuzhuren,bingrenxinlvtujijuxiahua,kuaimeishijianle!”

xianqianneiweimeinvhushijimanghandao。

“woyaoyinzhen。”lufengwangzheneiyisheng,xinzhongjiaojirufen:“womeimeibuhuiyoushi,tahaikeyihuo,buxuyaozuoshoushu,wokeyirangtameishi。”

“不需要做手术?”

liuzhurenfangfotingdaoleyigeershiyishijizuihaoxiaodexiaohuayiban,lengxiaozhe:“nisuanshenmedongxi,zaiwomianqianshuobuxuyaoshoushu?wodoubunengkendingtayidingzuoshoushuyidingnenghuo,jiuniyigeshenmedoubuhuiderennengjiu?”

“shia,luyundegege,nizheigeshihoujiubiedaoluanle,bingrenxianzaideqingkuangshifenweixian,ruguobukuaidianjinxingshoushudehua,neimejiumeiyoujihuile。”meinvhushiyeshijimangshuodao。

“woyaoyinzhen,zhiyaoyouyinzhen,wojiukeyirangtahuo!”lufengjimangshuodao:“nimennengbunengjiwoyitaoyinzhen。”

“银针?”

meinvhushiyuliuzhurenduishileyiyan,doushifenbujie。

“buxing,zheizhongqingkuangxia,zhinengzuoshoushu,woshijizhenkedezhuren,wobuyunxunizheizhongshenmedoubuhuiderenbudongzhuangdongzaizheilihushuobadao。”liuzhurenlianseyinchen,shenhedao。

“woqiuqiunimenle,nengbunengjiwoyitaoyinzhen。”lufengzhendeshiwunai,zuoshoushugenbenhuobule,xianrujinweiyouyinzhencaikeyijiutameimei。

“yinzhendehua,zhiyousunlaozhongyiyou。”

jianlufengzheiban,meinvhushixinzhongshengchuleceyinzhixin。

“linhushi,nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema?”liuzhurenmiansetieqing:“nizheishizaizhuzhouweinve,nizuoweiyiminghushi,nandaojiukanhuanzhejiashuzheiyanghulaima?wobuyunxu!”

“linhushi,qiuqiunile,ninengbunengbangwobayinzhennalai,woqiuqiunile。”

yankanzhezijimeimeineixinlvtuyuelaiyuedi,douyijingkuaichengzhixianle,lufengyefangxialeyiqie,zhijieguizailelinhushimianqian,zunyanshenmede,tadouyijingfangxiale。

keshixiayimiao,liuzhurenneilengbingbingdehuachuanlai,queshiranglinhushijiaoquyizhen。