chennuochoujianwoshoulinadedongxi，qiaolianlimahongdaolesuogu，naqizhentou，hulayixiachongwozalai：“nige**sepei！xiangshani？woshijiaoniguolaibangwokanyixia！”
wozheicaifaxian，tagangcaizaichuangtoubonongdewanyier，yuanlaishiqiangshangyigedong，limiantanlegenleisikuishijingdexiaoguanzi，tajiaowoshangchuangkanxiaoguanzi。
太他妈尴尬了！
womangbudiebaxiaohezidiupangbian，couguoqukan。
gebifangjianlitangzheyigenvren，gaizhebeizi，bingmeiqitaqingkuang。
wodunshijuedezheiguniangyoudianbiantai，huitoushuo，niyigejizhe，toukuirenjiayinsi，biwohai**。
chennuomiaoleyiyanbiao，biaoqingningzhongdishuo，nibiejiya，yifenzhonghouyouguaishichuxian。
果然！
yifenzhongzhihou，wozaikan，shenqiyimufasheng。
buzhishashihou，chuanghukaile，fangjianlimiancuanjinqusizhimaolianhouzi，tamenchuanzherendeyifu，taizhefuhongshenshendeguancai，zaichuangbianzoulaizouqu。
neimoyang，xiangjilenongcunsangzangchubin，huozhe，juxingyizhongdutedejisiyishi。jisideduixiang，xianranshichuangshangneigaizhebeizidenvren。
tamenbufahenqite，meixiangqianzousanbu，youdaotuiliangbu。zuoqianfangneizhihouzi，zuilixiangtaiguanshangshanban，yaoheyisheng，lingwaisanzhihouziyegenzheyaoheyisheng。
dengtamenzaichuangbianzhuanwanyiquanhuiguotoulai，zuoqianfangneizhihouzihaoxiangkandaoleqiangshangtoukuiguanzi，jingranzuijiaoshangyang，chongwojiaoxiayouguiyidizhaleyixiaxinghongdeyanjing。
wobeihedeshenziyiduosuo，tanzuozaichuangshang。
chennuojinzhangdiwenwo，zenmeyang，faxianshenmemeiyou？
人、猴同有九窍。
《xiyouji》licengjiangguo：“dadishijianzhiwu，fanyoujiuqiaozhe，jiekeyixiuxingchengxian。”
yanqianzheijigejiahuo，huikangguancai，chuanrenfujisi，xianranshichenglejingdehou。
dongwuchengjingzheishier，wodaojianjieyudaoguoyici。
wodaxueyougesheyou，dongbeineigadade。tameinianhuijiadouhuimaishijizhidezhoubajihuiqu，shuodaijitagandiechi，yiwenzhixia，caizhidaotagandieshijirenqiaoxiangkanshidexiangtou，shuobailejiushibeichengjinghuangshulangfushenle。woandijisheyouqugewaihaojiaohuangmaoxiaoer。
youyici，sheyouyutagandieshipintonghua。tagandiezaidianhuaneitoukandaowochuantiaokuchazihuanglaihuangqu，turanjianshengjianqidishuo，xinghede，nijiwoerziqushajimaowaihaoni，xinbuxinwoxianzaifeiguolaibanikudanglidejiahuojifeile？
waihaoshiwotoutouqude，liansheyoudoubuzhidao。
dangwanwojiubeihedeniaopinle。
zhidaobeixuexiaokaichu，woduisheyouyizhiyidagelidaizhi。
zhenmeixiangdao，yanqianzhenqiefashenglehoujingjisizhijing。
wodunlehuier，shuoyinggaishihoujing，zahuishi？
chennuowenyan，turanyankuangfanhong，dishengshuodao，chuangshangneinvrenshitajiejie，beihouzikongzhile，xianzailaibujixiangxijieshi。hefang，niyidingyoubenshijiuwojiejie，duima？
wosuixuedaoershubushaobenshi，gangcaicechennuojintiexuezai，yezhengminglaotouzidongxiqueshishiganhuo，danchuleneicizaidianhuayiduanweixieyaofeiguolainongwodesihuangpizi，haiconglaimeiyujianguozhendexiesui。shuoshihua，mianduigebifangjianzhiguaixiaoshuocaihuichuxiandeyimu，womiaosong。
chennuojianwobuhangsheng，xiandefeichangzheji：“niruguoyaoshoufei，suibiankaikou，wochudeqi！”
“bushiqiandewenti……”wozhanshengshuodao。
chennuozhengleyixia，zhuantoukanlekanbianshangdejishengxiaohezi，xianglehuier，yaozhezuichun，manlianweiquyouhaosihenxiajuexindishuo：“zhiyaoninengjiuwojiejie，neiwo……zuoninvpengyou。”
**！
woshineizhongchengrenzhiweiderenma？
当然是！
yaoburangangcainajishengxiaoheziganma？
kechennuoshuozheijuhuashimanlianweiqudebiaoqingqueremaolewo，zhengdewohaoxiangmeirenyaoside。zaishuole，woliangcichushoujietadejintiexuezai，yijingfanleershudejihui。xiangdaoci，woqishenxiachuang，shuonixiangnaerqule，wozhihuizuipao，duifubulezheijigexiewanyier，nilingqinggaomingba。
chennuojianwoyaozou，biaoqingturanbiandejiaoxia，jingchongwoxixiyixiao。suihou，tajiangwaitaoyila，luchulimianlinglongbixiandedanziseyangmaoshan。
shunjian，zhenzhennvrentixiangxibi。
taweixiedao：“hedashi，niyaoshiganzou，wogaoni**！biewangle，wokeshijizheya。”
shuowan，takaishibonongshouji。
limianyouduanshipin，xianshiwozhengbiaoqingweisuodinazhejishengxiaohezi，tayongzhentouzawo。
我脑子一下炸了。
zheizhengjuyaofangchuqu，jibianshiweisui，yezugouwoheyihu。xiaonizihencongming，jinfangjianshijiushejihaolefangfanselangdeshouduan，wodayile。
woqidedingzhetashenzibuhangsheng。
chennuolianlimahongle，huangmangbawaitaochuanqi，desediyangqixiaba：“kangoulema？sepeizi！”
wolengxiaoyisheng：“niniu！buguoxiaoyecongbugandaihulibuchengfanreyishensaodechunshi，jinianlaowozuodeqi！”shuowan，wojiangwaitaomengdituole，luchuyilianyinxiezhuang，zuoshiyaoxiangtapuqu。
chennuojianwolaizhende，dunshihuangle，yanlujingkong，yiguliudituidaoqiangjiao，shoubeijinjinhuanzheshangshen：“**，nibieluanlai……”
jiantapale，wochenshengjiaotabashipinshanle。
chennuofeichangwunai，manliankonghuang，liangxingqingleishashiliulexialai，zhanzheshou，yibianshanshoujishipin，yibianjinzhangdifangfanzhewo。
敢跟我玩阴的？
woyuershuhuyoudalaobanshi，niyakenenghaizaibeichengfakoujue。
jiantashanleshipin，wochuanqiwaitaochumen。
chennuoyaozhezuichun，qigugudidingzhewo，xiongfushangxiaqifu，gujitacongmeiyudaoguoxiangwozheizhongfuguibunengyin，weiwubunengqudewulai。
可惜了。
benlaihaohaodeyingxiongjiumei，jiejuquenongderucilangbei。
quanguaiershuneigedianziluankanxiaotaoshu！
zhengzhunbeilamenzou，chuangzituran“kaca”yishengxiang。
chennuohedefachudashengjianjiao。
huitoukanqu，sizhichuanrenfudemaolianhouzi，zhengpaipaizuozaichuangzibianshang，ciyaliezui，xinghongdeyanjingehenhendidengzhewomen。gezhelaoyuan，wodounengwendaoyigunongliedeyinshazhiqi。
zhengjingchamoming，houzimenzuilifachuzhizhiyishengguaijiao，congkongzhongtengyue，quanchaochennuopuqu。
chennuochedimengle，lianseshabai，maganbanchuzaiyuandiyidongbudong。
wojile，shunshouchaoqibianshangliangyigan，xunjidaxiangneijizhihouzi。
jizhihouzituranyuxi，modidiaotou，fanfenfenchaowopulai。
wodajingshise，laibujiduobi，huangluanzhongquanjiaoqichu，chaohouzidaqu。
kehouzitongling，jingranxianghuiwugongside，duoguowodequanjiao，siketouluwangwoshenshangmengdiyizhuang。zhuangjiliduqida，woshenqubeizhuangdaoqiangshang，hounaoshaoyike，yanmaojinxing，xiongqianyizhi，houlongyizhenxiantian，zuijiaoshashiliuchuxuelai。
zhengzhengzhazheyaopaqi，shuangtuiquebeitamenhenhendiyaozhu，zhenggeshenqubeijisudituoxiangchuanghu。
ertingchennuoyishengjiaohu，tazhuazhuwoyifu，xianglazhuwo。keguniangjialiqitaixiao，yagenbudingyong，fanerbatayigeliejubandaozaidi。
yanjianwojiuyaobeijizhimaolianhouzituodaochuangyan，woturanfanyingguolai。
zheitamayoubushigenrendajia，woyongquanjiaoyougemaoyong！
全怪自己没经验！
zaijijiangbeituochuchuangtaidangkou，wonaoziyishan，yeguanbuleyoumeiyouyong，buyouzizhudishouqiajieyin，kouzhonghuluannianlegeyinmajue，daheyisheng：“yinmahualing，she！”
taishouxiangqizhongyizhihouzihenhenpaiqu。
congweiyouguodeyigunonglieqixicongshoubeichuandaoshouzhang，zhiting“chi”yishengxiang，neihouzidenaodaibeiwopaizhong，toushanghoumaolimachengxianyipianjiaohei，fanchuzhenzhenechou。
jizhimaohoujianzhuang，yanlujingkong，paoxiawo，zhiyayafenfentiaochuchuangtai，fengkuangdipaodaolingyigefangjian。
**！
二叔的符咒真有用？
gangcaiyinmajuewokeshixiagaodea！
jianciqingjing，wohuoqichongnao，bugushenshangdexue，paochufangjian，taijiaomengchuaigebifangmen，liangjiaochuaixibalan。jinquyikan，faxianjizhimaohouzhengtuozhechuangshangneigenvren，xiangfengleyiyangjiangtawangguancailizhuang。
nvrenbichennuodajisui，shuangyanjinbi，pitousanfa，wanquanbuzizhi。
wozaijiezhangyin，yigejianbutashangqu，kouzhongbaohe：“she！”
danzheiyixiaquepailegekong，neijizhimaohouzifeichanglinghuo，paoxianvren，tuozheneijuxinghongguancai，tiaochuanghuhuangzhangditaole。chuangkuangbeitamenjicongcongyizhuang，niuqubianxing，liechengxiangbingtuwutiejianyiban。
woxinxiahairan，zheishaliliang？！
daigandaochuangyanbian，jizhimaohouziyiwanquanbujianzongying。
陈诺也赶了过来。
haoyihuier，wocaihuanguojing。
ganjuegangcaijiuxiangzuomengyiyang，kexiaotuishangzhenzhencitongtixingzhewo，yiqiedoushizhende。
chennuojidao：“niliulehaoduoxue！”
wowangxiayikan，faxianxiaotuishangsigeherandehouyayin，shangkouhenshen，zhengwangwaibuduandimaoxue。
chennuoganjinchelanjikuaichuangdan，jiwobaozha。
shangkouhaiweiwanquanbaohao，erbianchuanlaiyijuxiaohaiziyinzezedeshengyin：“huaiwohaoshi，da**！”