第2章 家有恶婆婆

niuniuzheihuayichu,liuhaomingdelianselijijiubianle。

“niuniu,buxuhushuo!”

niuniubeihouleyiju,heleyitiao,suihoujiuyouxieweiqudebianqilezuiba,yanjinglihanzheleishui:“womeisahuang!nainaizhendeshizheimeshuode!wotaoyannainai!taoyanhaoayi!”

liuhaomingjimangloujinleniuniu,kanxiangwo,“ranran,womayinggaishikaiwanxiaode,nibiedangzhen。”

wokanzheliuhaoming,pingjingdexiaolexiao,bingmeiduoshuoshenme。

poposhidianxingdenongcunfunv,chuanzongjiedaideguanniangenshendigu,zaizhidaowobunengyouhaizihou,jiuyizhiduiwohenlengdan。

keyinweiliuhaomingkaigongsideqianshiwojide,tayizhibuganrangliuhaominggenwolihun。

zheixieniantaduiwohenbuhao,hengtiaobizishutiaoyan,danhaozailiuhaomingduiwozhongzhenbuer,zaijiashangtasuiranxianqiwo,danbuzhishibushiyinweixiangyaoxiaohaideyuangu,taduilingyangdeniuniuhenbucuo,wochuyuduiliujiadekuijiu,zheixienianjuranyejiuzheimerenguolaile。

liuhaomingyezhidaowoxinlibuhaoshou,ganjinhongzheniuniuhuilefangjian,ranhouzhuanshenchulai,yibabawobaojinlehuaili。

“laopo,wozhidaoniweiqu,zhenghaowomingtianchucha,yaobuzanbaniuniusongdaomanei,niqinggejia,genwoyiqiquba,zanguoguoerrenshijie,laogonghaohaobuchangni。”

mianduiliuhaomingzheimetitiedeanfu,wopuchiyishengxiaolechulai,xinlitoudeweiquxiaoshileyidaban。

“wocaibuquni!miandedanwunigenyingyingyanyanyouhui!”

liuhaomingxiaoleliangsheng,ditouzaiwolianshangwenleyixia,“neinikedexiaoxinwonatianzhendebeiguaipaole!”

“nigan!”woxiaozheqialeliuhaomingdeyaoyixia!

liuhaomingdiertianjiuchuchaqule,wobenlaishidasuanzijiqujieniuniufangxuede,linxiabanquelailegejinjidegongzuo,meibanfa,zhinengjipopodalegedianhua,rangtaqujie。

dianhuali,popodaoshimeishuoshenme,kedengwomangwangongzuo,gandaolepopojiayaojiezouniuniudeshihou,zhengzuozaishafashangkeguazidepopoquemengran“pei”leyikou。

“zheiguazikanzhejingui,yuanlaiyeshidulimeizidekongqiaozi!wopei!”

wotingzhezheiyinyangguaiqideruma,momoyaoleyaoya,zhengzhunbeidaizheniuniuzou,xiaoguliumeiliqueturancongfangjianzoulechulai。

“saozi,nilaila!neizhibaidafeilidebiaonibangwomailema?”

woyaotou,“zheiduanshijianyouxiemang,guoduanshijianjinimai。”

tingwanzheihua,yuanbenxiaoyiyingyingdexiaogulianseyouxiebianle,tamianqiangdexiaolexia,taidumingxianlengdanlexuduo。

“qianjitian,sijiajiedoushuoyaobangwomaiyige,ganqingzheiqinsaozihaibururenjiasijiajiedafangni!”

wojiangtadetaidukanzaiyanli,xinlitouturanyoudiangeying。

congsinianqiankaishi,wojiujuedekuiqianletamenliujia,xiangfangshefadiduitamenhao,mibutamen,gezhongmingpaibao、mingpaiyifumaizhe,gezhongyingyangbupin、shenghuoyongpinsongzhe,tamenjuranjuedehaosijiabiwohao?

woturanxiangqilemeihuihaosijialaipopojiashi,popoyijiazhongxingpengyue,fengweishangbindetaidu,zaikankanwo,lailezheiyitang,popolengyanxiangdai,xiaogutanlankebo,jiuzaiwoshilidegonggonglianmiandoumeilu!

yuexiangyuejuedefennu,wolazheniuniudeshoujiuzhunbeilikai,popoyanpidoumeiyoutaixia,xiaoguquebawomensongdaolemenkou,tanlandichongwodingzhu:“saozi,biewanglewodebiao。”

womeiyingsheng,xinzhongyipianlengran。

lushang,xuananjiwodalailedianhua,shuoxiangniuniule。

wozhidaotashizaiweizuotiandezhengchaoqiuhe,zheimeduoniandeganqing,wodangranyebushede,jiudaizheniuniuqulexuananjia。

yijinmen,xuananjiurangbaomudainiuniuquwan,wozeshibeitalazhequleshufang。

“ranran,wojintianzaishilikandaoliuhaominghehaosijiale。”