“choulaotou，wohenni。”gufengdahouleyisheng，yukuwuleidewangzhetikuanjilimianxianshideshuzi。
benlaiyiweikaoshangdaxuezhihou，yuanlilezijidewulianglaodie，jiuyaoguoshanglexingfushenghuo，dangufengzenmedoumeiyouxiangdao，zaizijiyinxingkalimianzhishaoyouwuweishudecunkuan，xianzaijiushengkeliandeyikuaile。
“zenmeban？”jiusuanshiyongjiaozhitouxiang，gufengdouzhidaokendingshizijiwulianglaodiegandehaoshi，xianzaizuizhongyaodebushijijiaozheixie，ershizenmezhuanqian。
tabingmeiyoudaiduoshaoxianjin，daoxianzaiqianbaolimiandeqianjiazaiyiqi，yebudaoerbaikuai。
zheixieqianbieshuojiaoxuefei，jiusuanshichifan，douchibulejidun。
“zhuanqian，bixumashangzhuanqian。”gufengzaixinzhongsikaodao。
yigejianzhuangdenanrenzouleguolai，huaizhonghailouzheyigeyaoraodeshaonv。gufengyanjingyiliang，zhongyurangtaxiangdaozhuanqiandefangfa。
taganjinzouleguoqu，lanzhuleliangren。
“shenmeshi？”jianzhuangdenanrenbunaifandeshuodao。
“xiongdi，nishenshangyoubing。”gufenghenrenzhendeshuodao。
“nicaiyoubingni，gunkai。”jianzhuangdenanrenlengxiaoyisheng，buxiedeshuodao。tongshihaitingletingzijidexiongji，yifuqiangzhuangdebiaoxian。
“nizhendeyoubing，nishenqibuzu，yangweizaoxie，wonengzhi，zhiyaonijiwoyiwankuai。”gufengyichangrenzhendeshuodao，xiwangduifangnengrangzijiyizhi。
lianseyihei，jianzhuangdenanrenxinxudewangleyiyanzijilouzhudexiaonvren，tadishenghoudao：“wokannicaiyangweini，niquanjiadouyangwei，gunkaishenjingbing。”
shuowanlouzhehuaizhongdenvren，liangrenyuanqu。
gufengyumen，zhigebingcaishouyiwankuaiqian，zheiyijingsuanshishaodele，yaoshiyiqiandetachushou，meiyougeshilaiwandoubukeneng。
“郁闷。”
zhangtanleyisheng，gufengjixunuli。
“meinv，niyuejingbudiao……”gufenglanzhuyigenongzhuangyanmodenvren，daizheweixiaoshuodao。
“nihai**neimoyanni，gundan。”nvrenshenseyileng，dashengmadao。
“woshinande，chunyemen！”gufengzhengbian，biaoshizijijueduibuhuideneizhongfukebing。
nvrenshangxiadalianglegufengyifan，caiyifuqingmiedeshuodao：“nixinchungedeba。”
古风完败。
youshibaile，gufengliangyanwushen，conglaimeiyoufaxian，zhuangeqianjingranshineimedenan。yiqianshirenshangmenqiuzhezijizhibing，xianzaizijiqiuzhebieren，doumeiyourenrangzijizhi，zheiqizhongdechajuzenmeneimedani？
“cengjingyouneimeduobingrenbaizaiwomianqian，womeiyouquzhenxi，dengdaoshiquhoucaihouhuimoji，ruguoshangtianjiwozailaiyicijihuidehua，woyidingduineixiebingrenshuo，wozhini，ruguofeiyaozaizhiliaofeishangjiayigexianzhidehua，woxiwangshiyiwanyuan。”naohaizhonggaizhezheigejingdiandetaici，yigetiantiandeshengyinjianggufenglahuilexianshi。
“nihao，qingwennijirenzhibingma？”
gufenghaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，yizhenqingxindetixiangjiuchuandaolebikongzhong，meitouyitiao，gufengzheicaikandaolairen，zheishiyigejimeidenvhai，chuanzheyishenbaisedequnzi，jifuyingrunruoxue，wuguanjingzhi，meiyouyidianxiaci。
conglianseshangkan，nvhaishentifeichangjiankang，gufengbuzhidaotawenzijizhibingbuzhibingzuoshenme？
buguo，duifangjiranwentazhibuzhibing，gufengziranmingbaishengyilaile，likediantoudao：“dangranzhi，gezhongyinanzazheng，baozhibaibing。”
gufengdadabaopiao，zhishitaxinzhongyemingbai，baozhibaibing，yitaxianzaideshuipingjueduibuxing，chufeijialideneigelaotouzi。
buguoyibandebingzheng，gufengquewanquanyouxinxinkeyizhiyu。
“neihao，qingnibangwojitazhiyixiabing。”tingdaokendingdedaan，nvhaideyanjingxiaochengyigeyueya，zhizhezijishenbianyilianchanmeideqingnianshuodao。
gufengzirankanjianlenvhaishenbiandeyigeqingnian，tingdaonvhaizheimeshuo，tameimaoyitiao，wendao：“tahuanleshenmebing？”
“womeiyoubing，xiaozinibuyaoluanshuo，fouzebieguaiwozouni。”
“buyongshuole，woyijingkanchulaitayoushenmebingle。”gufenglanyangyangdeshuodao。
“什么病？”
nvhaiyanzhongshanguoyisihaoqi，tagangcaijiukanjiangufengzaidajieshanglazherenshuoyaojirenzhibing。benlainvhaishixiangjiegufengxiuruyixialaochanzhezijideqingnian，haobaituoduifangdejiuchan。
xianzaiquezhendeyouxiehaoqile，yanqianzheigeyouxieshenshentaotaodejiahuo，haizhendenengkanbing？
“shenjingbing。”gufengsuiyideshuodao。
nvhaidunshipuchiyixiao，yishunjianrutongbaihuakaifang。
erqingnianbenlaiyouxiedanxindelianse，quechenglezhuganse，zheigeshihoutahaibuzhidaoduifangzaifengciziji，neiyejiutaibenle。
“你敢这么说我。”
qingniannushengdao，zhijieyibazhangxianggufengdelianshangchouqu。zaibaihaishi，haizhenmeiyoujigerengandangmianshuotashishenjingbingni。
nvhaibeiheleyitiao，qingniandedixitahenqingchu，kongshoudaoheidai，yichangqianghan。zheiyibazhangyaoshichoushizaile，youkenengchousiyigerende。
zheigeshihouzuzhiyijinglaibuji，nvhaizhinengbishangshuangyan，burenkandaocanjudefasheng，zhishixinzhongquehouhuile，buyinggaijiangzheigezaijietouhunfanchidenanhaijijuanjinlai。
“碰。”
yishengmenhengchuanlai，gufengdandandeshouhuilezijitichudetui，yifuyundanfengqingdeyangzi。
“kanlainibujinjinyoushenjingbing，haiyoubaichibing，jingranxianghewodongshou。”gufengkanleyiyanbeizijiyijiaochuaihunguoqudeqingnian，suiyideshuodao。
nvhailengzhule，tayemeiyouxiangdaohuishizheiyangyigejieguo。zheigeshenshentaotaodeqingnianjingranzheimebiaohan，zhijieyijiaojiangduifangjiejuele。yaozhidaoneikeshiyigekongshoudaoheidaia，kebushiyibanren。
“yaoyongyouzheiyangyigeqianghandedangjianpai，zijihaiyongdezhepaneixiecangyingzuoshenme，laiyigedapaxiayige。”xiangdaozheili，nvhaideyanjingliangleqilai。
qiahaozheigeshihou，gufengyekanxiangshaonv。
“meinv，shiqingjieshule，gaifubaochoule。”gufengdandandeshuodao，yanqiankeshiyigefeiyanga，kannvhaiyishenchundashishougongdeyifu，jiuzhidaozheijueduishiyigefudeliuyoudezhu，tagufengkebubaibangrenzuoshi。
“shenmebaochou？”nvhaizhengxiangzhezijidexinsi，tingdaogufengdehua，dengshilengzhule，zijiweishenmeyaojitabaochou。
fanleyigebaiyan，gufengyouxiebunaifandeshuodao：“woyoubusha，nimingxianshixiangyaobaituoneigebaichi，xianzaiwobangnizuodaole，nidangranyaojiwobaochoule。”
gufengyifulisuodangrandeyangzi，tajuedezheijiushiyibijiaoyi，zhiyushaonvtongbutongyi，jiubuzaigufengkaolvdefanweineile。
tingdaogufengdehua，shaonvlengleyixia，zheishishenmeluoji，zijiyoumeiyouqiutazuo。
buguoxiangdaozijixinzhongdeneigejihua，shaonvbingmeiyouluchushenmeyiyangdeshense，lingdongdeyanzhuziyizhuan，shaonvxiaoxixideshuodao：“nizenmechenghu？”
“nixiangganshenme？wojinggaoni，womaiyibumaishendee。”tingdaoshaonvdewenhua，gufengluchujingtideshense，dashengshuodao。
dunshi，luguodexingrenquandoujingyadewangleguolai，wangzheshaonvchongmanlebukezhixin，zheiyangmeidenvhai，jingranxuyaozheiyangzhaonanren。
“shifengrixia，renxinbugua。”yigenanrenyilianlinranzhiqidetandao，suihouzaiyixierenzanshangdeyanshenzhong，zaiciyangtianzhangtandao：“weishenmeneigerenbushiwoa，wokeyimaishenbumaiyi。”
众人绝倒！
nvhailengleyixia，suihoufanyingguolai，dengshilianhongdaobozigenle，tahenhendedengleyiyangufeng，nuhoudao：“nizaihushuoxieshenme？”
“nandaonibushixiangdedaowodeshenti？neiniwenwomingzizuoshenme？”gufengdengdaleyanjing，yifujingyadeyangzi。
luguodexingrenquandouwuyudefanlegebaiyan，wenyigemingzijiushixiangyaodedaotadeshenti，zheijiahuodeluojiyetainiubileba。
“fangpi，wozhishixiangyaoqingnizuowodebaobiao，shengdeyihouwoshoudaozheizhongselangdeqinrao，sheixiangyaonimaishen。”nvhaizhanghongleliandahoudao，tongshizhilezhibeigufengyijiaochuaiyunzaidishangdeqingnian，zhijiejiangduifangdingyichengleselang。
“baobiao”gufengyanzhongjingguangyishan，maosizheigezhiyeyebucuo。zhuyaoshinengzhuanqian，yanqianzheigenvhai，jueduishiyigexiaofupo，duiyuzijideyanguang，gufenghaishihenkendingde。
“wodejiagekeshihengaode，erqiewohaiyaoshangxue，yebushitiantianyoushijian，bunengtieshenbaohuni。”gufengxiaoxixideshuodao。jiyigemeinvzuobaobiao，taziranbukangju，zhishishangdaxuedeyouhuoduiyugufenglaishuo，gengjiadejuda。
taxiangxinzijizhongjiunengnongdaoqiande，ziranbuyuanyiyinxiaoshida，baibailangfeilezijidedaxueshiguang，zheikeshitaqidaiershiniandeshenghuo。
“nishangdaxue？zainagexuexiao？”
tingdaogufengdehua，nvhaideshenseyouxieguguai，yanqianzheigeshenshentaotaojianzhijiuxiangshiyigepianzidejiahuo，jingranshiyigexuesheng，zheirangtayouzhonghuangmiudeganjue。
“baihaidaxue，gangkaoshangde，woshichulaizhuanxuefeide。”meiyoushenmehaoyanshide，gufengrushideshuodao。
nvhaideshensegengjiaguguai，tazaiciquedingdewendao：“niquedingnishibaihaidaxuedexuesheng？”
“dangranle，youshenmebuduidema？”gufengzhoumei，baihaidaxuedexuesheng，youmeiyoushenmelebuqide，zijihaiyongqujiazhuanga。
“hao，wopinqingnizuobaobiao，zhizejiushitiwodazouyiqieselang，yigeyueyiwankuaiqian，wokeyitiqianyuzhiniyigeyuedegongzi，erqiebuyongnitiantianzaiwoshenbian，zhiyaowohanniniguolaijiukeyile。”nvhaikuaisushuodao。
jiandaogufenghaixiangkaikou，nvhaiganjinbuchongdao：“woyeshibaihaidaxuedexuesheng。”