第1章
苏念死了。
zaitasongmuhuaizhijinjinggankaohou，huijiadelushang，yihuoqiangdaojiangtabizhixuanyabian；
tabuyuanshouru，congxuanyashangyiyueerxia。
shenzifeisuxiazhui，fengzaierbianhuxiao，tayinyuetingdaoleyigexiaoshilewuniandeshengyin——
【gongxisuzhu，renwuyiwancheng，jijiangtuolishijie。】
jixieyin‘dididi’dixiangqi，bansuizhe“dong！”deluodisheng。
sunianluchuyimo......zhangyawuzhuadexiaorong。
真特么疼啊。
tiankongchuxianjudadebaiguang，jiangtawenroudituoqi。
sunianxianghuishou，danshouduanle，yushi......tagonglegongbizi。
北渊朝，再见啦！
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但。
xiayike，tayouhuoguolaile。
sunianyouyuanwubidicongdishangpaqilai，xinlimaniang——
ta，sunian，xiandaixiaoshuojia，zunjishoufaqiejueburangzijidezuiheweichikuidedangdaihaoqingnian。
beiyuanchaojiushitabixiadeshijie，haimeidaoershiwanzi，jiuzhanlinggedapingtaidetop1，shouzangliangguoyi，shashuipingjiubuyongduoshuoleba。
qiongrenzhafu，tahaohengdaochidongxibuyongquan、dachebupinche，liankfcdoubuzaizhousichi，zhengdangtahuanxianghaochehaozhaiwaijiabagenanmodeshihou，zuoxiequexianjitadalailedianhua。
mamalieliedishuotasuzaodesangefanpaimujiasanxiongdishizaitaican，canjuerenhuan，shukerenshendoubunengrendeneizhong，xitongjiancedaomujiasanxiongdihuiyinweihenyijilei，maiyuanshangcangbugongerchaotuoshuzhongshijie，chanshengziwoyishi，laidaoxiandaijiaoraoyizhixiandaidaluan，shunbianshalesunianzheigeshizuoyongzhe，yijiquanbuxiaoshuozuozhe。
yushihu——“nidenienizijibei，bielaizhanbianha！”
haibudengsunianfanyingguolai，dianhuabeiqiaduan，tayebeixiandaigaokejisongwanglebeiyuanchao，chenglezhaogusangefanpaizhangdade‘xiaoniang’。
renwuwancheng，tagancuiqikeng，danhaimeizaixiandaiyoushoujiyouwaimaiderizixiaoyaojitian，zuoxielaobuside（bushi）youlaiqiaomen，“pa！”dipaijitayigeipad。
tadexiaoshuo，jiangeyiwanzhangdekongbai，jingranpingkongmaochulaiyigejieju！！！
【nanzhuxiexuanzhouhenvzhuxuxi，suirancengyinweizaowangdesunianchanshengwuhui，danhaishixingfudishenghuozaileyiqi；
fanyimuhuaizhinaishixinhenshouladedangchaoshoufu，xihuannvzhu，henanzhuzuodui，zuihouzhanshoushizhong（kaixinxixi）；
fanermuzeenshishengsikandan、bufujiugandeshaonianjiangjun，yijungongbipohuangdifeidiaonanzhudedaxueshizhiwei，zuihoubeinanzhupoleyishenzangshui，tianzhijiaozizaizhongzhongwumingxiabeifei，yuyuerzhong（sahuasahua）。
fansanmuxuche......taba，wenbuxingwubuxing，tuotuodedipiliumang，yinweizaimuhuaizhibeizhanshoudeshihou，daizheyiqunxiaohunhunxiangyaojieyu，beiluandaokansi（jiuzheigejiejushuang！）。】
【isheppyending!！！】
sunianqidaozhuaqiyibasuxiaojiuxinwanjiuwangzuilisai，“hapyyni*！”
zuoxiezhuxilanlandianxiayigeyaokonganniu，baiguangcongtianerjiang，“jiejuzhihou，tamensayouhuibaozouchengmowan，qiankunquandouyabuzhudeneizhong，kaiqinidezhengjiuba，xiaoniang！”
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yishizaihuilu，tajiubei‘qihuole’。
yizhenlengfengchuiguo，dongdesunianchadianmeibengqilai，suozhebozifadouxianggeanchun。
tajiandanqiaoleqiaosizhoudeqingkuang。
tashenshangchuanzhedehaishitiaoyashihoudedahongseruqun，neishizhengzhiyangchunsanyue，erxianzaideshanlinliqueshibaixueaiai。
yigujuewangganyouranersheng。
tajinjiduli，shibushihuanhuantui。
冻jiojio啊！
sunianxiayishixiangyaotaoshoujijimujiasangeguawazidadianhua。
......meishouji。
taxiangqiujiu，diedezhouweiliangeguiyingyemeiyou！
buhuihaimeikaishiercizhengjiu，tajiuyaoxiandongsizaizheiliba？
suniankusangzhelian，danweilezijidexiaominghexiandaizuojiadegouming，tayaoyaqiechi，dingzhehanfengsesewangqianzou。
zouleyiduanluhou，tahuranfaxianyuanchuyoujichudazhang，dazhangwaibeiweileqilai，xuduoshiweishouzaiwaimian。
yinyuehainengtingdaolanghaohenvzidekusheng。
啥情况？
sunianmizheyanqiao，shayekanbuqing。
danhaozainengpengdaorenbiannengquqiujiu，tajinjindibaozhuziji，jiannandiwangqiannuo。
shengyinzhandoudijizijijiayou，“suxiaonian，ni......ati，keyide！”
youzouleyiduanluhou，tafaxianlelianggecunmin。
sunianxintouyixi，zhengxiangyaoshangqian，jiutingneicunminjiemeiliangshouwanzheshoudao。
“tingshuomushoufujinridailailexuduonvnu，qinglechaozhongxuduoguirenqianlaiguanshang，yihuieryaofanglangquzhuihesiyaoneixienvnu，tamenxiazhusheinagenvnuzuizhongnenghuoxialai。”
“zheifaziyetecanrenle？youshiweilesangongzhuma？”
sunianlianseyibian，dangjimaozaishuhou，shuqierduoting。
jiujianyigenvziyiliandebiyi，henhendi“pei！”leyisheng，“kebushima，mushoufuxinyuesangongzhurenjinjiezhi，xianqiansangongzhuzhibuguoshidalegepenti，mushoufujiurangquanjingchengdedafudourugongzhenzhi，sheiruoshiyizhuxiangneidaobule，titoulaijian。”
“zheihuitingwenshisangongzhuhedaxueshinaolexiemaodun，xinqingbuhao，mushoufubiananpailezheiyichulaihongtagaoxing，rucicaojianrenmingzhiren，zenmepeidangshoufu？wozhutazaosizaochaosheng！”
“jiushijiushi......”
sunianzhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi。
sangongzhu，neibujiushitashuzhongdenvzhuxuxi，daxueshi，jiushishuzhongdenanzhuxiexuanzhou；
suoyizheige‘zaosizaochaosheng’demushoufu，jiushitadehaodaermuhuaizhi？！
sunianhuishen，dangjihendeyagenyangyang，zhanshoushizhongdejieju，genbenbuyuan。
tianshade，dangnianzaitaxixiataoyaobingzichidemuhuaizhi，lianzhijidoubugansha，xianzaidaoshizhangjinlebushao！
tasizhouxunmileyifan，yibazhuaqiyigencumucha。
nufachongguan，sayazijiuchaozheyuanchupaoqu。
haodaer，laoniangzheijiulaijiniyigewanzhengdetongnian！
cunminjiemeiliangqueshihedejianjiaochusheng，“zheilizenmehaiyourena？！”
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sunianyilupaodaoweilanwai，buyuanchudedazhangwai，youyigeshuxiyoumoshengdeshenying。
jibianshishanlinzhongyouwu，kanbutaiqing，tayeyiyanjiurenchushimuhuaizhi。
sunianlengzhu，heisedachang，lianlengdexiangmenshen，zhoushendaizhesushazhiqi，zhouweirenwubuweijudedizhetou，qiyajidi。
renmogouyang，heshisuichutouneigehuopokeaideshaonianlangpanruoliangren。
tadashouyouyidawuyidadiqingkouzuoyifushou，sunianzhidao，tazhengzaijinzhang。
suniantantouwanglizhangwang，guoranmeikandaonvzhudeshenying。
爹的！
ganqingzhengjinzhangnvzhuhuibuhuilaini。
“shenmeren，shoufudarenzaici，qirongnizaicichufangsi，gungungun！”
shiweizoushangqianlai，biyididaliangzheta。
sunianpaoleyilu，qixiweiping，duoduosuosuodizhizhelimian，“jiaomuhuaizhi，gunchulaijianlaoniang！”
tingdaosunianzhihuqiming，shiweihedechadianguixia，huyididingzhetaqiao，“nishishenmeren？”
“我是他娘！！！”
huayingangluo，limianchuanlaiyishenglengxiao，muhuaizhilengyanchaozheibianwangguolai，mouguangyinsenzhiji。
“杀。”
taqindieniangzaozaitawusuideshihoujiushizuluoshuisile，xiaoniangyeyijingsileqinian，xiongdisanrenbuhe，zaoyijuejiao，tazheibeiziliuqinyuanqian，xiaonianggengshitadenilin，jingranhaiyoubuyaomingrendanganmaochong？
shiweidangjilingming，chongshangquyibaanzhusunian，sunianqideyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulai，yebuzhidaonalilaideniujing，mengdiliaojuezijiangsangexunlianduoniandedananrenchuaikai。
撒丫子便冲了进去。
budengzhongrenhuishen，tazhuazhegunzi，lunyuanlebangzi，henhendazailemuhuaizhide**shang。
“mugoudan，laoniangkannishipiyangle！！！”