第1章
大唐，长安郊外。
“fumaweiwu，womenjiemeihaishiwanbizhishen，haiqingninlianxi。”
fangjunmengranzhengkaiyanjing，tengdiyixiazuoleqilai。
tacuoehuangusizhou，guseguxiangdewunei，zijiyishanbuzhengdetangzaitashang，shence，bantangzhelianggeyizheqingliangdenvren。
“什么情况？”
“wobushizaihepengyouhejiuma？”
“nandaoshuo....chuanyuele？”
xiayike，danaomengranchuanlaisiliegan！
fangjuncanjiaoyisheng，wuzhenaodaidaolexiaqu，zangzaishenchudejiyi，fengkuangdeliujinledanao。
dangtazaicizhengkaishuangmou，yiranmingbailezijidechujing。
“xianzaishizhenguanshiernian！”
“wojingranzhongshengchenglefangyiai！”
“wodieshidangchaozaixiangfangxuanling，laoposhigaoyanggongzhu，erwodeyuefu，bianshiqianguyidi......datanghuangdilishimin！”
正在愣神的工夫。
yidaoliaorenxinfeideshengyinchuanlai。
“驸马，您醒了？”
fangjunniutoukanqu，zhijianliangmingnvzishenshangyishantunquledaban，boshaxiadexuebaijifuruoyinruoxian，zhengjiaoxiudewangzheziji。
fangjundeyanshenshunjianhuore，huxizhouranjiazhong。
好**的娇娃！
而且还是双倍快乐！
zheiyangdenvren，fangzaiqianshijueduishinvshenjibie。
ranerxianzai，tamenquezaiwomianqianyutihengchen，saoshounongzi，yifurenjuncaixiedeyangzi。
zheijiushifengjianshehuidemeihaoma？
zhikexi，zheifenfuli，kebushibaibaixiangshoude......
“liangweimeirener，nimenlaifushiwo，meiyoubiedemudema？”
fangjunyijuhua，lingliangmingnvzilianseyijiang，qiangyanhuanxiao：“nubiyudun，tingbudongfumazaishuoshenme。”
“听不懂？”
“neiwojiushuojinimenting！”
fangjunlengshengdao：“gaoyanggongzhushichongerjiao，feiyangbahu，juedewotounaojiandan，cubibukan，yushichuchukanbuqiwo，dongzhedama！”
“wohaoxinyaotachulaishoulie。”
“tawanleile，tingxialaixiuxi，jingxianqiwozaipangbianaiyan！”
“weileburangwogenzheta，zheicaipainimenpeiwochijiuwanle，shibushi？”
此话一出。
liangmingmeimaonvzijiangzaidangchang。
“fumaye，nin…ninzenme......”
“hehe！wozenmebushaleshima？”
fangjunlengxiaoyisheng，yibajiangshenpangdenvzilaruhuaizhong，wozhuduifangxianxiguanghuadeyaozhi，liezuixiaodao：
“nimenbushilaipeiwoshuijuema？neijiukaishiba！”
女人吓得脸都白了。
cishidefangjun，yilianxiemei，youzhongshuobuchudemoshenghebadao，rangrenxinshengweiju。
“fumaye，nubipa......”
taxiangyaoduobi，keyizhidashouyishunzheshenshangdeboshaliulejinqu，rangtahunshenfaruan。
“怕什么？”
fangjunmaitou，huchudereqi，dazainvzi**debojingshang：“gangcaizaiwodejiulixiayaodeshihouzenmebupa......”
轰——！
两名女子如遭雷劈。
bukezhixindekanzhefangjun，xinlixianqijingtaohailang。
“fu，fuma，ninwuhuile，tingwomenjieshi......”
“好，我听！”
fangjunfanshenjiangnvzianzaishenxia，lengxiaodao：“neijiujieshixiaweihejiwoxiayao，erqiejiliangzhiduo，zuyijiangyitoumenghuyaofan！”
lianggemeimaoshinvhunshenyizhen，xiayishidejiaodao：
“womenbushiguyide，zhixiangrangninduohunmiyihuier......”
话音戛然而止。
zizhishiyandetamen，liansecangbairuzhi。
lingwaiyimingnvzihuranzhanqilaiyaopao，fangjunyibajiangtazhuailehuilai，jinyongyizhishou，bianbataanzhubunengdongdan。
“buyongjizhezou......”
fangjunyanzhongshanshuozhekuangzaohechongdong：“yigeyigelai，youdanzijiwoxiashou，jiuyaoyoufuchudaijiadejuewu！”
......
哭喊声瞬间响起。
wuneiluanzuoyituan，gezhelaoyuandounengtingjian。
“zheishizenmehuishi？！”
“kuai，quzhaoqingyejiejie！fumafafengle！”
menwaideshinvdajingshise，tizhequnzichaoyuanchubenqu。
......
fangjunxinmanyizudezuoqishen，saoleyiyantashang。
yifubeisichengbutiaoyipianlangjie，liangtiaoxuebaidexianyu，tangzaishence，shenxialiangmoyinhongdetaohuashengkai。
jianyanwanbi，zhenshiwanbizhishen！
“wuwuwu......”
liangmingmeimaonvziyutihengchen，yingyingkuqi。
fangjunzailingluandeyifuzhongzhaodaozijide，bujinbumandechuanshang，suikouwendao：
“shuo，shisheizhishidenimen？”
liangmingnvzihunshenyizhen，meiyouhuida，zhishiku。
“shibushigaoyanggongzhu？”
“wo，womenbuganshuo，shuolejiumeimingle......”
“neiwohuangewenti。”fangjunzaicikaikou：“gaoyanggongzhuxianzaizainali？”
nvzichouyedeyangqixiaolian：“tingxiarenmenshuo，gongzhudianxiazaicaoluyudaolebianjidashi，zhengzaihetataolunfofa。”
fangjundelianseshunjianyinchen。
xinzangbukeyizhidemenglietiaodong。
《xintangshu》liechuan，juanbajizai：
“chu，futuluzhuzhifengdi，huizhuyuyiailie，jianeryuezhi，juzhangqilu，yuzhiluan，gengyiernvzicongyiai，sixiangyiji。”
会主，指的是高阳！
jianeryuezhi，jiandeshishei？bianji！
shoulie、jiaowai、caolu、beizengmeimaoshinv......shijian，didian，renwu，quandouduishangle！
......
gaoyang、bianji，nimenzheishizaizuosi！
fangjunyanzhongshanguoyisilise，tengdezhanleqilai，saoleyantashangdeyiduimeirener：“denghuilaizaishoushinimen。”
shuoba，tatuikaiwumen，yijiaotalechuqu。
刹那间。
yipiangaoshanlvshuiyingruyanlian。
zaochundesanyue，caozhangyingfei，shenchuanrongzhuangdegongzhufushiwei，zhanzaibuyuanchushouwei，yiqiedoushineimeshengjibobo。
huran，fangjuntongkongweisuo。
zhijiancanlandeyangguangxia，yizuocaolu，jingjingdechulizaibilvdecaodizhong。
“zheili，jiushigaoyangyubianjichuyudedifang！”
“neimecike，gaoyanggongzhuzaiganshenme？tanandaozhendezaihebianji......dianluandaofeng？！”