第六章:对手戏谁在给谁难堪

zhongguoshiliyizhibang,paixiziranshixuyaogeyishide。

yinweishixianshiyouanpaide,suoyizhenggeguochengdehaoshijiaoduan。

kaijiyishishangshiyaoliangweilingxianzhuyanheqitazhuyanmenyibingdaoqi,danshijintianzuoweinanzhujiaodechenxiyangquemeiyouxianshen。

haozaikaijiyishihoudemeitiqunfangdoushizijiademeitilainadiyishouziliao。

zaoqianchenxiyangyezaiweiboshangtouluzijiyinweiturandefashaozaiyiyuanbunengganshangxiawudekaijiyishi,benrenyebiaodaleyihan。

suoyibuyongdanxinjizhehuiluanxie。

shangxiangjieshuhoude,meitidequnfangyinweinanzhujiaobuzai,suoyijizhemendoujiangmuguanghuijudaolenvzhujiao:linhuanqing,nverhao:danhanyishenshang。

liangweidoushituotuodehuatinvwang。suiranshuoqianduanshijiandeshengdianshang,linhuanqingduiyubuhedeshiqingkansizuoleyigehuiying,qishimingyanrendounengkandechulai,tashizaidacabianqiu,yueshibunengmingzheshuodedongxijiubiaomingyueshiyoudongxikeyiwa。

zaijiashangzaiguanxuanzhiqianturanhuanlenverhao,sheidouxianglaitanyitanzheiqizhongdegushi。

jizheazheiyangwendao:“ninhao,qingwenlinhuanqingxiaojie,ninduizheiyicichuyanzheiyangyigeduomianxingdejiaosezenmekandai?”

linhuanqingweixiaodao:“zheiyicishiyiciquanxindechangshi,yesuanshitupolezijiyuanlaideshushiquan。”

jizhebdao“naninzheiyiciduiyuzheigejiaoseyoubawoma?”

linhuanqingdao:“meiyigejiaosedouyoumeiyigejiaosedutedemeili,wohuizuohaoyanyuandegongzuo。

huatouyizhuan,jizhecwendanhanyidao:“zheiyiciturandehuannverzheizhongjianyoushenmeyinqingma?”

danhanyizaojiuzhidaohuiyouzheiyangyiwen,suoyihenkuaidehuidadao:“haha,zheigewentiwendehaizhenyouquni,wozhishichuyuduizheibuxidexihuan,caidayinglaijiuchangde,nayouwaijiechuandeneimefuzani。”

danhanyihuidadefangshitonglinhuanqingshibuyiyangde,yigeshigengweiwangengzhidaojizheyaozenyangdehuida,erlingyigeni,gengjiadeguanfang,rangrentiaobuchucuochu,weiwandeshidanhanyi,guanfangdeshilinhuanqing。

zheilianggenvren,zaizuorenshanggeyouqianqiu。

lirendaoyanshigejipiqi,zaitadezuopindekaijiyishishangdequnfangshisuoyoudaoyanzhongzuiduande。

sanlianggewentijiubeigaozhibunengzaijixuxiaqule。

huoxuzheijiushiweishenmezaimingminghuanjiaoyouyinqingdeqingkuangxia,danhanyihaiganjieshoumeitidequnfang。bijingshijiantaiduan,younengwenchugeshenmelaini。

kaijiyishiguohoudegongzuojiushizhengshidejinrupaixijieduan。

《tangshijiaren》zheibuxisuoyoudeqingjiedoushibeidaluanjinxingpaishede,shijianyehao,yanyuanqingxuyehaotamendekuadudoushihendade。zheijiuyaoqiuyanyuanbenshendezhuanyegongdi。

quanyuanzhunbeizhihou,xiawukaipaidezheidiyichangxideneirongjiushi:tangshifaxianzhangfuchuguizhengju,yuetanchuguiduixiang,tadehaoguimishenshengge。

zheishizheibuxidegaoguangshike,duiyuyijinzujiupaizheiyangdegaoguangxidedequequeshiyouhendanandude。

lirendaoyanrangfudaoyanquerenlegegebumendezhunbeigongzuohouhedaoyandalezhaohu。

lianzuozaijianshiqiqian,yongduijiangjihanleyishengkaishi。

xianchanglijianjinglexialai。

zheishizaiyijiakafeiguanli。

tangshishenzheganliandezhiyezhuangzuozainali,ananjingjingdedengzhelingyigerendedaolai,suiranbiaomiankanqilaifenwailengjing,xiangshizhendelaizheilixiangshouxiawuchashiguangyiyang,danshitabuduanzaibeizibianyuanmocadeshouxianshichuletaneixindebuanwucuoeryanshendeyouliyezhaoshizhetaneixindejiujie。

budebushuozheigexijieshanglinhuanqingbawodehenhao。

jingtouyizhuan,yishenmingpaiyifufenwaiyaoraodeshenshenggechuxian。

taxianshichongzhetangshixiaolexiao,ranhouyongsajiaodekouqiduitangshishuodao:“aiya,qinaidezhenbuhaoyisi,zheilushangtaidule,woyoulaichile,nibiejieyia。”

tangshimeiyoujiehua,zhidingdingdekanzhemanlianxiaorongdeshenshengge。

shenshenggejiantangshimeiyoujiezijidehua,mianshangshanguoyisiganga。

suijiyouxiaodao:“qinaide,zenmele,turanzheimejibawozhaolai?nihaihaoba,zenmemiansezheiyangnankan?”

shuozhehaibashoufangzailetangshideshoubeishang,zhishitaganggangfangshangtangshijiubuzhehenjidebashousuolehuiqu。

tangshizheicaitaiyanshouleshensedao:“baohenhaokan,lvxinkuan,nanpengyoumaide?”

shenshenggebuzijuedemoyimofangzaiyipangdebaoranhoudao:“dui……duia,nidoubuzhidaotaxianzaiduiwokehaoleni。”

tangshidianlediantou,zuochuleyigelerandebiaoqing,ranhoujiangkafeiduanqilaiqingqingdeminleyikoufangxia。

taweibukewendetanlekouqidao:“neizuoweinindeguimi,ninnanpengyoudehefaqiziwoyinggaiyongzenmeyangdeshenfenzhufunimenni?”

yiyujiqiqiancenglang,zhibaidehuashuochulekou,yedaibiaozheliangfangchechedididesipolelian。

shenshenggeyishunjianbuzhisuocuo,tahuangmangdewendao:“shen……shenmeyisi,shishinizaishuoshenmeni。”

tangshilengxiaoleyixia,congbaolitaochuleyidiezhaopian。

shijuehennengchongjiren,biruzhaopianshangdehuamian,nannvhuanleshi,beirenyongxiangjijiluxialai,xiangsugaodebunengzaigao,huamianqingchudebunengzaiqingchu。

shenshenggekanjianzheixiebukanrumudezhaopianhou,yechedifangqileweizhuang,luchulejiansuankebodezuilian。

tabazhaopianwangzhuozishangyireng,ranhoushuodao:“nihaishifaxianle?xingbawobumannile,woshizhendeaita。”

tangshiyitingzheihua,yayideqingxuhelianghaodexiuyangshunjianbengta。

taqishenjiangkafeiwangshenshenggedeshenshangpo。

andaolilaishuo,juqingjinzhandaoxianzai,yaoshuohuadeyinggaishishenshengge。

keshidanhanyiquemeiyoujiexi。

lirendaoyanzaiduijiangjilihanleshengka。

danhanyizheicaiqishendao:“duibuqi,duibuqi,wowangcile,yaobuzailaiyibianba。”

yanyuanwangcishiyigehenzhengchangdeshiqing,jiusuanshidaoyanyebuhaoshuoxieshenme。

zhihuihuishourangtamenzhongxinzhunbei。

keshirangsuoyourendoumeiyouxiangdaodeshiqingshi,dandanzheiyitiao,jiulaileshibianbuzhi,wentidouchuxianzailepokafeiqianhoudexifenshangmian。bushilinhuanqingbiaoxiandebugouyouzhanglijiushidanhanyidebuduanwangci,zhishilinhuanqingdebuzaizhuangtaizhifashengleyici,erqiyudejiucidoushidanhanyidewangcihecuoci。

zuihoulirendaoyanrenwukeren,xuanbuquantixiuxi。

zheijuzudediyichangjiujinzhandebutaishunlibieshuoshidaoyanle,lianchangwuhuazhuangshidouyoulexieyuanyan。

linhuanqinghedanhanyitongshihuidaohuazhuangshi。

linhuanqingkanjianleta,zhudongdeshuolezheiyangyijuhua:“yeshiweinannile,beipolezheiyangduodekafei。”

danhanyixiaodao:“meiguanxi,zhiyaonengtuoyituoni,yeshizhidede。”

linhuanqingdao:“tuozhewo?niketuobudaowo,niyaoshixiangyongzheiyangyouzhideshouduanjiwonankanni?woyequannishengyidianliqi,zheizhaoshuyongduolemingyanrendoukandechulai,hekuang,woshinvyininshinvermouzhongchengdushangshuojiwonankanyeshizaijinizijinankan,nizijidianliangdaodiyaobuyaozheiyangdanwupaishejindu。”

shuowanlinhuanqingjiuqishenchulehuazhuangjian,yebujidanhanyiyidianjihuifanji。

zhishitameiyouxiangdao,danhanyizheiyangzuobingbujinjinshiweiletuoyituotadesudu,gengdadehaizaihoumian。

sheinengjidelesheinankanni?yulequanderenconglaibuhuizuorangzijizhendechikuideshiqing,tamendoutaixiangyingle,suoyicaihuiwusuobuyongqiji,yirujintiandedanhanyi。