第四章 我不玩了

“duibuqi,duibuqi,shendage,womencuole,woshizhuanmendaitaguolaijinidaoqiande。”

donggepeizhexiao,diantouhayao,mengranpailehuangmaonaodaiyixia,hechidao:“**nimade,reshenmebuhao,redaoshendage,chishibani,haibukuaijishendagedaoqian!!!”

“shishishi,shiwobuhao,duibuqi,duibuqi,qingnindarenyoudaliang,fanglewoba。”huangmaodiantourudaosuan,haihenhengualezijijibazhang。

“**nima,zheiyangxianghunongwomen?”

huoshanyijiaojianghuangmaochuaidaozaidi,dao:“bietemeyiweiwobuzhidaofashengshenmeshi,shendagehaimeishuohua,neijiuanzhaojianghuguijulai,yongnazhishoudaren,zijijiubanazhishoukandiao!!”

砍手?

huangmaolianseshuadeyisheng,cangbairuzhi。

“suanle,huoshan,rangtamenzouba。”

shenyilazhuhuoshan,chaodonggetamenshuodao:“jintianzheishiyibigouxiao,yihounimenbuxutaruzheilibanbu,gunba。”

“shishishi,duoxiedage。”donggedengrenwenyan,daxiguowang,lianmangzhuanshenjiupao,henbudedieniangduoshengjitiaotui。

“buxing,dage,zheijianshizenmenengzheimeqingyijiusuanle??”huoshanpiqibaozao,yezuijichou,bierenfantayichi,tahairenjiajizhangdoubukenshanbaganxiu。

“rangtamenzou!”shenyichenshengdao。

shiqingyibigouxiaojiuzaihaobuguole,taxianzaizhixiangzuoyigeputongren,buxiangheneixierenjiuchanbuxiu,gengbuxiangjuanrushenmebangpaidouzhengzhizhongqu。

huoshandengrenjianshenyiruci,buganduoyan,zhihuishouxiarangkaiyitiaolu,rangdonggedengrenquandoulikai。

“huoshan,xiaodao,sanying,hongshui,zheihuixiexienimen。”shenyidao。

“dage,yaoqiba,womenxianggenzhenijixuganyifandashiye!”yipangchenmobuyudehongshuihuranshuodao。

“meicuo,dage,zaidongxingwomenzhixianggenni,yaoqiba!!”huoshandengrenfuhedao,yanshenzhire。

yaoqi,shishetuandezhuanyeyongyu,yisishichenglibangpai,rangxiridexiaodijiaru。

“跟什么跟?”

shenyizichaobanxiaolexiao,yiziyidundishuodao:“woxianzaizhixiangzuoyigehaoerzi,nimenyaogenzhewoxuehao,feichanghuanying,shetuanneiyitaowobuwanle,nimenzouba。”

“dage,womenzhendexianggenni!”huoshandengrendao。

“woshuoguo,wobuwanle,nimenzoubuzou?”shenyichenxialian,dingzhehuoshansiren。

“haoba,neiwomenxianzoule。”

huoshandengrenmianmianxiangqu,zuihouwunaididaizheshouxiatuizoule。

yichanghonghonglieliedenaojuxiemu,xiangziliyouhuifuleanjing,shenyizuozaimenqian,bantiandoumeiyoudengdaolaobalaomakaimen,buyoukuxiaoqilai。

tayuanbenxiangduzijiejuezheishi,meixiangdaohuoshandengrenhuituranchuxian,hainaochuyaoqishenmede,zheixiahaole,laobaduitadewuhuikongpayoujiashenyicengle。

“yaozuoyigeputongrendehaoerzi,henjiannana。”shenyigankailianlian,huaishiyiwei,haoshinanzuoa。

“kanjianmeiyou,neigeshenyia,tingshuoyiqiantashihunheishehuide,gangcaineixierenquanshitashouxia。”

“哇,好威风啊~”

“weifenggepi,nibuzhidaoshinianqiantazuodeneijianshibatadiehaideyouduocanma?nikeqianwanbiexueta。”

“wojuedetahaoxiangheyiqianbuyiyangle,zheixietianhaichuquzhaogongzuoleni。”

“heishehuihaizhaogongzuo,xiaosirenla。”

xiangzililuluxuxuhuifulerenao,yilunfenfen。

shenyitingliminrui,jiangzheixiequantingjianle,bujinkuijiuqilai,shinianqiantaqueshibafuqinhaicanle。

“大哥!”

youyouyiqunrenguolaile,daitoudeshiyigedabandeti,yikanjiushishangcengchenggongrenshidegaofushuai。

“nimenzouba,woshuoguo,wobuwanle!”shenyimeihaoqidibazheirenganzou。

“zheiyijingshidiwupilaizhaotaderenle。”

“neigerenworenshi,shiyijiayezonghuidelaozong,pingshikeweifengle,qudaonalidoushourenzunjing,meixiangdaoyeshishenyicengjingdeshouxiaa。”

“shenyigegehaolihaia~~”

linjumenyilunfenfen,youbushaopiaoliangdelinjiaxiaomeichongbaidikanzheshenyi。

zheiyitian,laikanshenyiderenqunluoyibujue,yourenlaishitan,yourenlaitouben,yourenlaiyaoqing,meiyiqunrendedaitourendoushidayoulaitou,danduici,shenyizhiyouyijuhua:wobuwanle!

“dunzaiwaimianhaokana?jinlai!”

xujiuhou,yexushishenyijianchicongliangdadonglefuqin,damendakai,fuqinlenglengdehuayupiaolechulai。

shenyidaxi,pidianpidiandizoulejinqu。

shizhongxinrenminyiyuan,xinxueguanke。

“neigeqingnianrendaodishishei?zenmehuineimelihai?zheigeyaofangzhendeyouyong?”

meinvyishengzhangminzhengkanzheyizhangyaofangfadai,naohailipanxuanzhejintianshangwuzaihuochezhandeshiqing,youqishishenyineiteshudeshoufa,rangtazhuomobuqingyuanli。

sitianqian,tadailebingrenhuiyiyuanzhuyuanzhiliao,yixiliejianchaxialai,chayidifaxian,zheihuanzhezhiqianjiuzhuguoyuan,huanyouyanzhongdeqizhixingxinzangbing,danxianzaimeitiandouaozhongyaochi,yijingyouquanyudeqingxiang。

这简直是医学奇迹!

keshizhurendangshijiuzantanbuyi,shuozijixingyiershijinian,doumeijianguozheiyangdeqiji!

zhangminxiangxidikanlebingrendeziliao,bingzixunlebingshi,youbaifenzhibaidebawo,zhisuoyihuichuxianzheiyangdehaojieguo,jueduishiyinweineigenianqingrendeteshuzhiliao。

yushi,taconghuanzhejiashuneiliyaolaishenyixiedeyaofang,zairenzhendizixizhenzhuo。

kexi,taxuedeshixiyi,duizhongyigenbenwufalijie.

dantashigeyixuekuang,zhiyaoshiyixuetadouhuihuashijianquyanjiu,youqishihuaxiadezhongyi,tabaoyouhennonghoudexingqu。

“wokanbudong,yangjiaoshouyinggainengkandongya。”zhangminnazheyaofang,laidaolezhongyibu,zhijiebaijianleyiyuandezhongyitaidouyangshan。

yangshan,huaxiaguoneiershidamingyizhiyi,yeshiquanguozhongyixiehuidefuhuizhang,xuejiutianren,boxueduoshi,ruyibuhuiyidongderenxingzhongyijiaokeshu,shishizhongxinrenminyiyuantaidoujirenwu,yeshiyiyuandefuyuanzhang,henshilihai。

“zheiyaofangshisheixiede?”

haochengzhongyishengshoudeyangshankanjianyaofanghou,lianseshunjianbiandehenjingcai,manmianjingpei、chongbai,jidongdizhandouqilai,wangxingdilazhezhangmindeshou,shuodao:“xiaozhang,niyidingyaojieshaoneigedashijiworenshi,woconglaimeijianguoyourenyongyaorucijingmiao,tailihaila!buxing,woyaochaoxialai,zheishiqiangunandeyijiandeliangfanga~”

zheigelaorenjidongdehuzidouzaidoudong,xiaoxinyiyidipengzheshenyideyaofang,rutongpengzhejueshibaobeiyiyang,renzhendichaoxiezhe。

“zhendeyouzheimelihai?”zheiyimukandezhangminyoudianmengbi,nanyilijie。

lianboxuewuche、rutongrenxingzhongyijiaokeshudeyangjiaoshoudouyaozheiyangzhenzhiyouzhongdiduidai?

kezheiyaofangzhishineigenianqingrensuishouxiedea,suishouyixiejiunengrangyangjiaoshouzheimejidong,neigenanrendeyishudaodidadaoleshenmeshuipinga?

“xiaozhanga,zhongyishilaozuzongliuxialaidejingsuiguocui,bodajingshen,zhikexizhongyichuanchengmeiluo,caidaozhilexiyihengxinghuaxiadechangmian。”

yangshanchaoxiewanyaofanghou,bianzhengzhongqishidishuodao:“zheiyaofanggezhongyaocaidouhenchangjian,danzuhezaiyiqiquejiwoyizhonghenxuanmiaomocedeganjue,fangfoyounengzhibaibingdexiaoguo,ruguowonengyanjiuchenggong,wodeyishukendinghuigengshangyicenglou,suoyi,neigedashiniyidingyaojieshaojiworenshi!”

qishiyangshanbingmeiyoushuoshihua,zheiyaofangshiyounengzhibaibingdekeneng,zuirangtaganxingqudeshi,chaoxiewanyaofangzhihou,tahuranchanshengleyizhongshuxideganjue。

congzheiyaofangli,takandaolejishinianqianneigelaoshenxiandeyingzi!tadeyishenxiangyuhuaxiadeyishu,buguoshishenmimocedelaoshenxiansuiyi**yigeyuedejieguo,taxiangzhaodaolaoshenxiandexiansuo。

治百病?

zhangminweiweicumei,shijieshangzhendeyouzheiyangshenqideyaowu?

zhengsisuojian,zhangmindeyanshenbujingyidiluodaolechuangwai,shenseyibian,“shita!”

tajingrankandaoleshenyi,rangtaqiguaideshi,cishideshenyishenshangchuanzhedehaishiyiyuandebaoanfu,zhengmanmandichaoyiyuandeneibuzouqu。

“谁?”杨善疑惑。

“xiezheiyaofangderen。”zhangmindao。

“shenme?kuaidaiwoqurenshita!!!”yangshandaxiwangwai,jidongdezhanleqilai。