第1章

‘dinglingling~~dinglingling~~~’

“wei，xuzong，zheidabanyede，nihairangburangrenshuijuele！”

“biefeihua，tingzhe！situnan，niganjinjiwoqinziquyitanglusenbaob。braunmelungengongsi，tingshuotamenyanzhichulezuixindeshoushujixieshoubei，zheixiangchengguonengzhijieyingxiangshoushushineishoushudechenggonglv，niwubiqujiwotanxiazheigedailiyewu，zanmenxingtuzhiyaonengbunengzaishangyigetaijie，jiukannijibujilile，duile，buyaojigongsishengqian，zhidaome！”

“啊~~现在么？”

“feishenmehua，bushixianzai，wodashenmedianhuajini！niganjinde，yaoshibeiqitagongsiqiangxianle，kanwozenmeshoushini！yitiantiandejiuzhidaopaoyezonghuihejiu！”

“neiwohaibushiweilegongsiyewu！worongyimewo！？”

“haohaohao，zhiyaoninaxiazheidan，huilaiwojinitigongsifuzong，zhijienagongsigangufenhong，zheizongmeiyijianleba！”

“nishuodea！neiwokedangzhenlea！”

“woxuyangshuohuayikoutumoyigeding，shenmeshihoukuangniguole！”

“delei，neininkanhaoba，zheidanwositujiusuanhuolemingyeyaojininnaxialai！”

“xing，neijiuzheiyanga，niganjinde！”

“haohao，neiwoxianguale，nijiuzaigongsikaihaoxiangbindengzhewokaixuanguilaiba！”

jiewandianhua，situnanlikecongchuangshangputengerqi，chaozheweishengjianzouqu。

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“zhanzhu，yinseng，nijiwozhanzhu，kanbenxiaojiezhuazhunizhihoubuchounidejinbanidepi！”

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zheiliangrencongchengnandeyanfuyitaoyizhui，yilupaodaochengbeidebeichengsifujin，zhidaoliangrendouqichuanruniu，budebutingxiaxieyikouqi，nvzimingxianshigelianjiazi，suirandoupaodeshangqibujiexiaqi，dannvzishouzhongwozhedezhangjianquenadewenwende。

“paoa？haishuozijibushiyinseng，doupaodaozijiadesimiaolaile，wogaosuni，meiyong，jiusuanzhuchilaile，jintiangunainaiyeyaojiangniduochengbakuai！”tulvyibianchuanzheqiyibiankaikoujieshidao：“guniang，wo~wozhenbushi，bushiheshang，nikanwonalixiangheshang，hu~hu，buxin，nikeyiquwenzheigesimiaolideren，woshibushitamensimiaode，wozijidoubuzhidaoweishenmehuidiaodaonideyuanzili，zaishuo，woyezhenmeikandaonixizao，nizongbunengyuanwanghaorenba。”“nihaiganjiaobian，wotangtangyanjianeiyuan，qishisuibianshenmeamaoagoukeyihuluanchuangrude，guangtianhuarizhixia，nijiusuanshuochuyiwangeliyoulaiyemeiyong！heng”

“neiniyaoruhe！”zhongyuchuanyunyikouqidetutounanzinumuxiangchongdao：“zuorenzongbunengbujiangdaoliba，wozhishidiaojinnijiahouyuandechizili，pashanglaijiukandaoniyishanbuzhengdecongfangneichulai，ranhoujiugaohanzheyinseng，qingwenwokandaoninale？nijiuyikouyigedeyinseng，niyigenvhaizijiajiade，zenmeyidiandoubuzhuyizijidexingxiang！”

hongyinvzibeitutounanzizheimeyideng，faneryouxiexinxudeqienuodao：“neinishuo，nishishei，nizenmepaodaowojianeiyuanlilaide，laiganshenme！”

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“shenmeluanqibazaode，shenmefeiji？benxiaojiekannijiushibianbuxiaqule，buxing，nijintianbixujiwogeshuofa，yaoshibunengrangwoxinfu，wojiuyazhenibaoguan，zhinigesichuangminzhaizhizui！”

tutounanzishijinghuanglehuangnaomen，youyongshouzhangshijingpailepai，turandengzhehongyinvziwendao：“qingwenguniang，zheishina？wozheishichuandaonagechaodaile？”hongyinvzimianluyihuodekanzhemianqianzheigetulv：“shenmeshenmechaodai，nibuhuigaosuwonilianzijixingshenmingshei，zainadoubuzhidaoba！”

“neidaobuzhiyu，wojiaositunan，hebeibaodingren，xingtuzhiyaoyouxiangongsixiaoshoubujingli，wobenlaishiyaoqianwanglusenbaoqiatanyibiyiliaoshebeidingdande，jieguofeijibandaoyudaoqiangduiliukongqi，feijishangderendoubeizhenyunguoqule，xinglaihoujiudaolezheili！”

“nizaineihuyanluanyushenmeni？shenmefeiji？shenmehebeibaoding？shenmegongsi？meiyijutingdedongde，zaibushuoshihua，wojiuzhendejiangniyasongdaofuyaqufaban！”

situnanbingqidamuzhizaizijidetaiyangxuechushijingdeanleyixia，youyongshouzhangzaizijineiguangtutudetoudinglaihuicuolecuo，wunaidexiaodao：“gennishuodedoushishihua，zhibuguonitingbudongyezhengchang，sheirangwoshichuanyueguolaiderenni，zheiyangba，wowennida，denghuinijiuhuimingbaiwoshuoshenmele，haoba！”“shouxian，woxiangwenxia，guniangnijiaoshenme，wozongbunengyizhiguniangqiangunianghoudejiaozheniba，haiyou，woqianmianjiuwenle，zheishinagechaodai，woxianzaizaidezheizuochengyoujiaoshenme？”

“yanwushuang，womenzheishiwuchaowuguangditongzhixiadejiulongcheng，woshilongchengsidajiazuyanjiayaonv！”

“wuchao？nvdiwuzetiandechaodai？buduia？neibushizhouchaome？wosuiranlishicha，danyebuzhiyulianchaodaidounongcuoba！！”yanwushuangdehuidarangsitunanxinzhongyigegedeng“mofeiwobushichuanyuedaoqianchaole？keshiguniangnizheichuanzhemingmingjiushiguzhuanga，womenneibianchulecosplay，sheihaichuanzheiyangdeyifuchumen？nandaorenleiyuehuoyuedaotuile？”

jiuzaisitunanyinaoziwenhao，yanwushuangyiliandeyihuoshi，shanshangbeichengsidemenkaile，menneichulaileyigeqingyishufadeyingjungongzige，houmiangenzhechulaiyiweishenpijiashadelaoheshang，laoheshangshuangzhangheshi，duizheqingyigongzigeweiweihanshoudao：“oumituofo，lixiaoshizhuqingmanzou，dailaonaxiangliyuanwaidaogefu，duoxielijiaqingnangxiangshou，niannianshiyifenghoudexianghuoqian，cairangbensixianghuowangsheng，lianmianbujue，laonadaibeichengsiyizhonglaoxiaoyidingriyeweilijiaqifu，wanglijianenggoufuzemianyan，chuanshiwandai，shanzai，shanzai！”

qingyixiaogemiandaichunfeng，shouzhongzhishanyizhan，duizhelaoheshangyibaoquanyigongshen，weixiaodao：“zhuchikeqile，zheidianxianghuobenshiwolijiayinggaiyingfende，ru

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