第1章 扫地出门

“爸,我回来了…”

“gun,nijiwogunchuqu,woyangfengmeiyounizheizhongerzi…”

erbiannushibandehoujiaoxiangche,jinjiezheyigudalituizaishenshang,zhijiebaganggangtajinjiamendeyangmujituilechulai。

“laoyang,niganshenme,tashinierziya。”yangmamajinghu,bumandekanzheshenpanggaodadeshenying。

“yigenanren、yimingjunrenjuranganchuqiang-jiandeshiqinglai,womenlaoyangjiadeliandoubeidiujinle,woyangfengmeiyouzheime‘chuxi’deerzi…”

fennudepaoxiaopitougailiandezalai,yangmujunlangdemianpangshunjianhaowuxuese,shentiyeweiweizhandouzhe。

yangmu,chuohaotufu,shiqisuiruwu,yinianhoujiarulangyatezhongbudui,youliangnianjinruzuishenmidelongya,banianlaizhixingrenwuwushu,zhanshadikoushangqian,qizhongbufaguyongbingwangyudingjianshashou。

tashijunquzuifenglideyibadao,yeshiwushuguyongbingwangyanzhongdeemeng,daofengsuoxiangruibukedang,congmeiyourenkeyirangtahoutuibanbu。

raner,neizaiqianglindanyu、shishanxuehaizhongdoubucenghoutuibanbudetingbashenying,jingsibukanfuqinlengyanzhongyaliangqiangtuichuliangbu。

“womeizuoguo,woshibeiyuanwangde,shimubingyunneige**wuxianwo。”yangmudashengfenbian,jitianbuzenmeheyandeshuangmouchongmanlexuesi。

“ruguonimeizuoguo,neiweishenmetatineihuiyounidetiye?”

“shitajiwoxiayao,wohunmileguoqu,houmianfashengshenmewogenbenbuqingchu…”

“hehe,jiusuanshibianliyou,yemafannizhaogexiangyangdiandeliyou,renjiamubingyunshiyixiandamingxing,shiwushurenxinzhongdeguominnvshen,genniwuyuanwuchoude,huizihuiqingbaiwuxianniyigedangbingde?”

yangfengmenhengyisheng,yiliandebuxiangxin,keshiyandishenchuqueyouyisixiji,xiwangyangmunengjichuyigehelideliyoushuofuta。

meiyouyigefuqinshibuxiwangerzihaode,tayebuliwai。

kexitaweizhuangtaihou,yangmugenbenkan**,tazaoyibeifuqindebinglengcishang。

doushuojiashixinlingdebifenggang,keyirangpibeishoushangdexindedaoweijie。

raner,zaizheilitaganjuebudaoweijie,xiangfanxindiyizhenfaleng。

waijiederenzenmeyuanwangta、buxiangxinta,tadoukeyibuzaihu;lianzuijingzhongdefuqindoubuxiangxinta,bufenqinghongzaobaidequganta,tajieshoubuleya!

呵呵!

yangmucanranyixiao,jueqiangdeminleminzuichun,fangqilejieshi。

laodiexianruweizhu,zaoyirendingletashihuaidan,tajieshiyouyoushenmeyong。

erqiezheijianshigenbenjieshibuqingchu,biciwuyuanwuchoude,yixiandamingxingzihuiqingbaiwuxianyigedangbingde,shuochuquyouyousheihuixiangxinni?

shenzhishitaziji,youshihoudouyiweizheiyiqiezhishiyichangmeng,yichangbuzhenshidemeng!

zheixietian,tasikaolehenduo,quedebudaodaan,shiduishouweilejingzhengshouhuzhedemingeguyishejita?haishizuihouyicirenwuzhongtazaigumuzhongyudaodeneixieshenqideshiqingdailaidehuohuan?

“没话说了吧?”

yangfengchaonong,yandizuihouyisiguangmangchediandanxiaqu,zhizheyangmunuchi,“gun,yihoubuxutarujiamenyibu,buranwodaduannidetui。”

“老杨…”

“我走!”

yangmuyaoya,zhuanshenlikai。

“xiaomu,nihuilai,nibashuodezhishiqihua,woququanquanta,tahenkuaijiuhuixiaoqide…”yangmamazhuichulai,lazhetadeshoubeiburangzou。

yangmuyaoyaotou,fuqinjiushigelaowangu,rendingdeshiqingbapimayelabuhui,erqietayeyouzunyan,bukenengbuqingbuchudehuiqu。

bacunyoutuiwuanzhifeidekasaidaomuqinshouli,yangmudingzhudao:“ma,zheishiwozheixieniandejixu,mimashinindeshengri,wobuzaishenbiandeshihou,ninyaohaohaozhaoguziji,ye…zhaoguhaota…”

“xiaomu…”yangmamachouqi。

yangmujiaobuyidun,quebingmeiyouhuitou,kengqiangdehuayuwanruxuanshi,“ma,womeizuoguo,woyidinghuixiqingyuanqu,tangtangzhengzhenghuilaide。”

……

咕噜咕噜。

yemuxia,yangmuzuozaipijingdehedaoshang,dakoudakoudeguanzhejiu。

anzhaotadexingge,zaoshouruciyuanqu,biranyaoquzhaotaogeshuofade,keshixianzaichulehemenjiu,taqueshenmedoubunengzuo。

bushizuobudao,yitadeshili,zhenquzhaomubingyunmafan,taneixiesuoweidebaobiao,zaitamianqianyebuguoshigepi,genbenbuzhiyiti。

ershi,tagenbenbunengkaojinta,qimayinianneibunengkaojin。

likaibuduideshihou,shouzhangjiaodaitayinianzhineibunengjiejinmubingyun,gengbuxudajibaofu。

shouzhangweilebaoquantafuchubuxiaodaijia,bingyizijiderengexiangbiedeshouzhangbaozheng,burantakendingyaoshangjunshifating,juebunengruxianzaibanpinganwushidelikaibudui。

junzhishichenrushouzu,zechenshijunrufuxin。

shouzhangduitaqinglaiyoujia,tayouqinengrangshouzhangnanzuo?

“jiurangnixiaoyaoyinian,yinianhoulaozizaiquzhaoniqingsuan…”

henhenzuanquan,yangmujixuhejiu。

yibianheyibianfashi:“yihoulaozizaiyebuzuolanhaoren,zaiyebuhuiyingxiongjiumeile,napayoumeinvzaiwomianqianbeilunle,woyebuhuichashoude,buranjiushiwuguiwangbadan。”

“jiuminga,feilia…”

huran,yigehuangkongdenvzishengyinchuanlai,xuanjiyiminggaotiaonvlangchaozhezheibianpaolai,shenhousanmingnanzijinzhuibushe。

nvlangyuemoershisansisui,shencaigaotiaorongmaojuemei,yishenfensedeyundongfu,jinjindetiezaishenshang,jiangqishenxingwanmeiquxiangouleerchu。

**,fengyaozhangtui,**wubi,kanchengmoguishencai,zaijiashangtianshibanjuemeidemianpang,jueduishiyigexingganyouwu,bizhiguominnvshenmubingyunyesihaobuxunse。

yangmudongzuoyidun,zenmeyexiangbudaoshiqingjinghuizheimeqiao,taqianmiangangfashibuzaiyingxiongjiumei,xiayikejiuyoumeinvhanjiuming,erqiehaishigejuesemeinv。

buguo,henkuaitamianseyileng,jixuhezijidejiu,bingmeiyouyinweitapiaoliangergaibianzhuyi。

yueshipiaoliangdenvrenyueshihairenjing,guominnvshenmubingyunxiangmaoyeshizheibanmei,quehaidetakubukanyan,chiguoyicidakui,tongyangdecuowutajuebunengzaifan。

juemeinvlangkandaoyangmu,dunshixiangshizhuazhulezuihouyigendaocao,huangmangkaikouqiujiu,“xiansheng,jiujiuwo,qiuqiuni…”

sanrenyefaxianleyangmu,weishoudeyimingdakuaitoumianseyichen,weixiedao:“xiaozi,buxiangsidehua,ganjingun!”

yangmumeitouyitiao,ruguoshiyizhouqian,yizheijirendesuozuosuowei,tazaojiushangqianshoushile,kexianzaitaquebuxiangguan。

bushiyinweipa,bieshuoshisangexiaohunhun,jiusuanshisanshige,zaitayanzhongyebuguoshigepi,doubugoutareshende。

zhishi,xinshangleleilepibeilebuxiangguanle,yushitazhijieqishenzoukai。

“呸,孬种!”

“hepaolegenghao,zangejigehaoxiangyongxiangyongzheimeirener。”

kandaoyangmuhuiliuliudezoule,sanrenbuxiedecuiletayikou,xuanjibianbamuguangtouxiangjuemeinvlang。

jingzhiderongyan,yaotiaodeshenxing,yijineigaoguideqizhi,shisanrenshengpingjinjian,yixiangdaohenkuaijiunengjiangqiyazaishenxiasiyixiangyong,sanrenxintoubianyizhenhuore,shentiyeyoulefanying。

“xiansheng,jiujiuwo,qiuqiunijiujiuwo…”

juemeinvlanghuangluandehujiu,kandaoyangmutouyebuhuidezouyuan,yikexinzhiwangxiachen!

“meirener,woquannihaishibiebaifeiliqile,youneiliqihaiburuliuzhesihouwomensanxiongdini。”sanrenyinxiaobijin。

juemeinvlangxinjirufen,selineirendao:“nimenzhibuzhidaowoshishei,woshiqingchengguojidezongcaisuziyan,qingchengguojizuidadegudongsuwenboshiwofuqin,nimenruguoganshanghaiwo,tayidingbuhuifangguonimende,xiangfanruoshinimenkenfangguowo,wokeyijinimenyibaiwan,bu,jinimenyiqianwan…”

“yiqianwan,haodadeshoubi!”

weishoudedakuaitougouchunzantanyiju,jiezhehuafengyizhuandao:“buguowomenxiongdisuiranaiqian,quegengaimeiren。”

“laoda,yiqianwanni,yaobuzanmen…”dakuaitouzuocezhirenxindongdao。

“yiqianwansuiranbushao,quebuguoshiyicixingmaimai,erqiepashimeineimehaona,ruoshiwomenshangleta,paixiaguozhaoshipin,qibushiduolekeyaoqianshu,suishikeyigentayaoqian。”

“beibi,wosiyebuhuirangnimenruyuande。”

yitingdakuaitoudehua,suziyanmiansedabian,chedidehuangluanle,ruguozhenrudakuaitousuishuo,neizhenshishengburusi。

“zhipayoubudeni!”dakuaitoulengxiaobijin,jiangsuziyanjikongzhizhu。